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ORIGINAL: NefariousKoel

I recall my father doing something almost exactly like that with his wife's cat.

That crossed the line for me... the difference between getting a scare and being terrorized.

[NefariousKoel]

ORIGINAL: E

ORIGINAL: NefariousKoel

I recall my father doing something almost exactly like that with his wife's cat.

That crossed the line for me... the difference between getting a scare and being terrorized.

I laughed pretty hard. No animals were injured in the filming.
I recall him making me take a shot of tequila sometimes when his buddies were over and he'd get sick of me taking sips of his beer. It's a good way to put children to sleep. [:'(]

He also taught me to hunt. I killed my first deer at the age of 9. I'm glad I didn't end up with some panzy effeminate role model. [8|] Those animals were not only harmed but ate.

[Razz1]

Mu haha...........

[Zap]

ORIGINAL: CV2

ORIGINAL: JudgeDredd

It's a harmless joke - I'm sure CV2 (though I know nothing of him) is not condoning or suggesting people use a cat for cleaning toilets.

Actually I learned 2 things about cleaning the toilet with this method. Firstly, don't try it a 2nd time with a cat with claws. Secondly, don't use kittens because they disappear in the rinse.

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

I liked #6! [:D]

4 was my favorite [:D]

ORIGINAL: Zap

Not funny. Cruel joke for animal lovers lovers

You are correct. No animal lover could ever find any humor in this. Glad I'm not one. Raised on a farm. Brother is a veterinarian.

1964-75 Queenie [Kabee] (dog) (11 years old died of cancer)
1972-94 Snoopy [Snoop Kee] (cat) (22 years old died of old age)
1980-99 Serenia [Ugly] (cat) (19 years old died of old age)
1985-88 Lulu [Fat Cat] (cat) (7 years old, was 4 when we get her dying of feline leukemia)
1986-95 Midnight (cat) (9 years old went missing after White Kitty died - assume he couldn't live with himself anymore)
1988-99 Missy [Missle] (dog) (11 years old died of cancer)
1990-95 White Kitty (cat) (8 years old, was 2 when we got her killed by neighbors dog)
1991-07 Trouble (dog) (16 years old died of natural causes)
1996-02 Spot (cat) (10 years old, was 4 when we got her died of kidney failure)
1995-09 Blackie (cat) (14 years old died of cancer)
2003-xx Velcore [Scat Cat] (7 years old still alive)
2008-xx Lexicon ["L.T." Little Trouble] (dog) (2 years old still alive)

Also intermingled in there have been various canaries, finches, fish, turtles, a fox, and a raccoon (got from a local game warden and kept for 3 years).

Good thing I hate animals so I can find stories like this funny [;)]

Funny thing is, I have little love for cats or dogs as pets. I like them on the farm. I just thought the joke was poor quality. Its a joke I heard when I was in grade school. I guess it tickled some peoples funny bone. Just not mine.

Seeing the response of those who love animals. Here on the boards i seem to have mis-judged their reactions to the joke. I'm actually glad to see that people here are more thick skinned.