THE THREAD!!!

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Oh good grief.....[8|]

Mynok, I would have thought that you of all people/thingies would have gotten a real charge from the depths of depravity to which we've sunk. [:D]

Thread help us!!! [:D]

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy



SITREP received. Wait one. New orders incoming:

Return to your mission. Seek congress with paleolithic reptilian life forms as targets of opportunity. Do not-repeat-do not return home at this time.

"Scotch goggles" Mk. 1, Mod. 0 functioning within normative operational parameters, as designed. Continue inbibing until you can no longer recall your imminent regrets.

That is all. Out.

[:D]

**Follow up SITREP.
New orders recieved. Rejected.

Arrived safely at the bachelor cave.

Watching moving pictures on cave wall featuring some curvaceous babeous with perky bosoms*, instead of giving in to "Scotch Googles" Mk1, Mod 0.

Have started on some "Scotch googles" MkII (Not that I need it).

Tribal clan chief (AKA "section cmdr") have approved of me being free tomorrow.

Life is good.

**End SITREP

*Homage to Cap. Mandrake

Side note one: To our danish friend; I will quote another forum regular. Dumbass. [;)][:'(]

Side note two: I think "stoned" means the same thing here. Words come out funny right now. Good thing I'm not writing with my tongue ... [:'(]

female college and dinasaurs just doesn't seem to go together to me...is this a community college in which older women go back to get their degrees? [&:] gawd, i'm getting old...all i can picture is a "girls gone wild" episode when reading this...[X(]

I'm afraid the "dinosaurs" term referred to older staff members and not students. Something tells me if there were female students involved, we would never have received the initial SITREP. [;)]

[DivePac88]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy



Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.

The under currents here are running strong.

Everyone here is a critic. An array of toads. A toad array. [:'(]

A group of Toads is called a Knot of Toads. [:-]

[USSAmerica]

Oh, an UNP.  [8D]

[USSAmerica]

Good evening and good night, Brothers.  I'm off for an Ocean's session, 11, 12, and maybe 13 if I'm still awake.  [:)]

[Onime No Kyo]

Post work tithe. [>:]

[DivePac88]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Post work tithe. [>:]

Let me guess... you're a brain-surgeon in real-life, yes? [:D]

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers




The under currents here are running strong.

Everyone here is a critic. An array of toads. A toad array. [:'(]

A group of Toads is called a Knot of Toads. [:-]

i think you missed the pun, although perhaps that is a good thing ... (toad array... towed array)...

[DivePac88]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy



Everyone here is a critic. An array of toads. A toad array. [:'(]

A group of Toads is called a Knot of Toads. [:-]

i think you missed the pun, although perhaps that is a good thing ... (toad array... towed array)...

Oh, I did too, head in the sand again. [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: sprior




It has its downsides.

I can't fathom what those may be. [:'(]

Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!

Bob, please dont encourage him. [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Post work tithe. [>:]

Let me guess... you're a brain-surgeon in real-life, yes? [:D]

How did you know? [X(][X(]

Do brain surgeons work late?

[Onime No Kyo]

So angels are aliens because of a passage in the bible that says that angels mated with humans and produced a race of "giants" that went really giants but half-humans with superpowers and we know this because no fossils of giants have ever been found. [X(]

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy



Everyone here is a critic. An array of toads. A toad array. [:'(]

A group of Toads is called a Knot of Toads. [:-]

i think you missed the pun, although perhaps that is a good thing ... (toad array... towed array)...

With these toad arrays around, I am not sure if we should be "sounding" off

[scott64]

Watching The Hound of the Baskervilles with Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes. [&o][:)]

[USSAmerica]

Well, I made it through Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, but it's too late for Thirteen tonight.  Thread, Catherine Zeta-Jones is a beautiful woman!  [&o]

[gladiatt]

Morning guys.

It seems i have missed a great time on the THREAD!!! last evening [:D]

[Grollub]

Good morning gents.

Sligtly hungover today for some mysterious reason [:D]

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart


female college and dinasaurs just doesn't seem to go together to me...is this a community college in which older women go back to get their degrees? [&:] gawd, i'm getting old...all i can picture is a "girls gone wild" episode when reading this...[X(]

I'm afraid the "dinosaurs" term referred to older staff members and not students. Something tells me if there were female students involved, we would never have received the initial SITREP. [;)]

Good analysis Mike. Spot on! [:D]

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

[sprior]

Good morning.