Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Nemo121

THIS used to be a B-25, I kid you not... Orc Field Mod

Whats the service rating on that puppy? [:D]

[sprior]

07/07/42

Somebody's getting daring:

Afternoon Air attack on 3rd Indian Coastal Artillery Regiment, at 52,37 (Calcutta)

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 18



Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIb Trop x 8


Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 9 destroyed

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: sprior

But you didnt allow for the wine with dinner and the distraction of the Bears game on TV.

As for orcs being aircraft mechanics I refer you to Dixie.

Bah! Aircraft mechanic indeed. I, sirrah, am an aircraft technician as evidenced by my rank, qualifications and cynicism. If you had passed your exams and done well at school you could have been part of this elite group.

Jealousy is a terrible thing, but it's OK. I forgive you, I know you can't help yourself. I would give you a hug but you would probably get the wrong idea given your background.

[Onime No Kyo]

[:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.

Oh no, not 'nucelar' war! [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

07/07/42

Somebody's getting daring:

Afternoon Air attack on 3rd Indian Coastal Artillery Regiment, at 52,37 (Calcutta)

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 18



Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIb Trop x 8


Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 9 destroyed

Oh Calcutta!

I'm not sure where it is but I don't think it is anywhere in the Pacific Ocean Areas, Canada West of Great Slave Lake, Easter Is., Panama or La Tortuga.

One can only draw one inference from this attack. Johnny Jap has gained intel on Operation Weasel and ist rying to kill the Hurris before theymove to Oz.

By ra way, another 9 Bettys (Betties) were lost on the way home

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.

Oh no, not 'nucelar' war! [:D]

Alas! I am undone. I am....Geroge Bush. The Secret Service is going to be hopping mad.

[vettim89]

Just for the record: the first president to use the term Nucular was H.S. Truman

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.

Rum, buggery and t' lash and all 'at.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.

Oh no, not 'nucelar' war! [:D]

Apparently your brief trip to The Cornfield did not leave a sufficient impression on you in regard to mockery of posters in the thread.

How would you feel about a Lanai Room at Club Gitmo? You would be bunking with Richard Reid.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior
It's Canberra in case anyone is still wondering.

YES! THAT'S IT! And quite lovely too.

[Cap Mandrake]

So I am driving to work...late...and my daughter calls me on the cell. Imagining that a meteor has hit the house or some such thing, I take the risk of a $300 fine and answer it.

Me: Yeah, what's up?

Daughter: Daddy, how do you do laundry?

[X(]


Here is my advice. Don't let those precious laundry moments pass you by when your kids are growing up. Put down the mouse and try to get the AE turn done AFTER you go over sorting colors and the like. It all just goes by so quickly.

[Mynok]

I'll never have the "joy" of trying to teach a teenager the concept of bleach for whites. Thank God for small blessings.

[sprior]

My daughter has only just mastered the black art of laundry but stubbornly refuses to stick it in the tumble drier. Instead it's spread over the family bathroom radiator and hallway bannister because it's "green".

However preparing a meal beyond buttered toast is still something to be mastered.

[rtrapasso]

However preparing a meal beyond buttered toast is still something to be mastered.

Aside from opening the beer, what else is there? [&:] [;)]

[Mynok]

Recognizing butter?

[Cap Mandrake]

The most important, and most challenging, of the black arts to be mastered in childhood is that of financial independence. Everything else pales in comparison.

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: sprior

My daughter has only just mastered the black art of laundry but stubbornly refuses to stick it in the tumble drier. Instead it's spread over the family bathroom radiator and hallway bannister because it's "green".

However preparing a meal beyond buttered toast is still something to be mastered.

Stick some baked beans on and you've got a real meal there.

[Alfred]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The most important, and most challenging, of the black arts to be mastered in childhood is that of financial independence. Everything else pales in comparison.

Or get yourself in charge of an HOA and see everyone dance to your whims.

Alfred