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2.   Its about time you yanquis caught up with the history of the rest of the war.  
     PS. The 9th Para Bn might take offense at being called ragtag

Permit me to clarify, as I actually didn't say that 9th Bn was ragtag. What I did say was that Lt. Col. Otwell of the 9th Bn ended up commanding a ragtag bunch, which is true. Here's the story in brief:

Otwell's 9th Bn. of 800 paratroopers was given the job of taking out the German gun battery at Merville, which was ringed by barbed wire, trenches, and a minefield, and defended by 200 well-concealed and protected infantry. They had to do so before dawn, because then the troops would be coming ashore and would be exposed to fire, and the Allies would strike with glider-born infantry and massed bombers or naval gunfire. During their drop, 9th Bn became tremendously scattered. Otwell was only able to cobble together 150 soldiers, none of whom had heavy weapons. Given the importance of the timetable, he carried on rather than waiting to round up more. His 150 were able to attack from only one side, rather than all four sides as planned, and he lost something like 25% of his men in the attack, but they took out the battery, fired the flair signal to indicate the job was done, and thus permitted a glider landing to take place without threat that those guys would get caught up in the Allied artillery (or was it bombing?) that had been scheduled to reduce the battery if necessary.

So, it was a ragtag bunch, but only in a narrow sense of the word. Those guys were men and Lt. Col. Otwell was a leader.
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Those guy were men and I know they would have shot anybody who watched the Movie that Shall not be Named.
Probably not, dude. Being smart combat veterans, they would likely not have wasted valuable ammunition. That's what knives and teeth are for!
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I realize it gets tiresome when the game occasionally intrudes on the cornucopia discussions we have in here. Fortunately, Brad hasn't sent a turn since his sudden, spasmodic turn late yesterday afternoon in response to my "Come back to me!" post in the WitE forums. Maybe he'll send one today, but if we're fortunate we can squeeze in a few of our esoteric discussions. I hope so, for I have one I've been meaning to mention:

About a month ago I heard a report on radio, and I think it came from a reliable source, of a study done to determine the age at which a woman is the "most beautiful." The results surprised me, and I think might surprise some of you gents. So, before revealing that result, let me ask you guys: When do YOU think a woman is the most beautiful (no off-color comments like "when she's naked and under the sheets and shooting me a 'come hither' look) and what age do you think that study indicated?

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About a month ago I heard a report on radio, and I think it came from a reliable source, of a study done to determine the age at which a woman is the "most beautiful." The results surprised me, and I think might surprise some of you gents. So, before revealing that result, let me ask you guys: When do YOU think a woman is the most beautiful (no off-color comments like "when she's naked and under the sheets and shooting me a 'come hither' look) and what age do you think that study indicated?

35-45.

Women in their 20s haven't learned to live in their bodies yet. Or, often, to realize it's OK to act smart when one IS smart.
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Bullwinkle, can you clarify? Are you speaking of female ungulates and ruminants that respond in a visceral way to your spread of antlers, or female humans?

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I'm not sending this to Brad right now. Just holding it reserve in case I need a gentle reminder later.


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I'm not sending this to Brad right now. Just holding it reserve in case I need a gentle reminder later.


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Bullwinkle, can you clarify? Are you speaking of female ungulates and ruminants that respond in a visceral way to your spread of antlers, or female humans?

I interrupt this discussion to post a current strategic map of the game, which gives an idea as to the extent of Allied advances and probes.

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What's that solitary green dot of yours in Burma?

Do you still have some troops alive in N. Sumatra too? Wonder if these can act as 'pathfinders' for your Sumatran gambit?

Prediction: When Brad cares enough to apply some passing interest in this game of his, he will respond most violently to the Marcus incursion. Wake can be retaken at another time. Marcus is just too close to Iwo and the other volcano islands and makes too nice a jump off point for the Marianas.
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

About a month ago I heard a report on radio, and I think it came from a reliable source, of a study done to determine the age at which a woman is the "most beautiful." The results surprised me, and I think might surprise some of you gents. So, before revealing that result, let me ask you guys: When do YOU think a woman is the most beautiful (no off-color comments like "when she's naked and under the sheets and shooting me a 'come hither' look) and what age do you think that study indicated?

35-45.

Women in their 20s haven't learned to live in their bodies yet. Or, often, to realize it's OK to act smart when one IS smart.

30-35. Just old enough to have some maturity and wordly experience (I ain't liking none of them naive waifs), but still young enough to retain some cosmetic beauties of youth.

I also distinguish 'sexy' or 'racy' from 'beautiful'. The latter supposes a more mature attractiveness than the former, which are mostly built on physical appeal.

ETA: I'm glad that this discussion has not included any of those 'off-color' remarks like your first post had. [:'(]

ETA II: I'm talking about human females of the species.

ETA III: 35-45 YO ungulates (particularly moose) are anything but beautiful. Sorry, dude (looks at Bullwinkle), but nature is harsh. The only 35-45 YO moose flesh out there is the stuff that comes in Minnesota National Guard c-ration cans.
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Andre, you have a good eye.

A few days ago I spotted that dot in Burma and checked it out. It's Kalemyo, a dot hex SW of Mandalay.

Yes, I have some remnant units in Sumatra (and Borneo and New Guinea, too). I fully plan to use them as pathfinders.

I am really having an internal struggle over Marcus, not because I mind risking or losing the force committed, but for these opposite reasons:

1. Brad will laugh when I take Marcus as he will know it can be retaken easily and at his leisure. So on the one hand the seizure of Marcus doesn't accomplish anything of direct value, but on the other....

2. Taking Marcus will probably take a little bit of the immediate heat off Wake, which in turn takes the immediate heat of Tarawa, where the Allies want to move soon. Brad has to be a little careful in sending forward carriers and amphibious ships to re-take atolls. He'll have to prep a bit (probably) and will likely focus on one before the other. He might choose Wake first, but having two annoying Allied islands will add some to his plate. I think it helps clear a route to Tarawa, and I hope it also boosts the appearance of Allied focus on CenPac/NoPac.

I'm totally undecided at the moment whether to proceed with Marcus. I could recall the ships and prep the troops for Tarawa (or a supporting island). Or I can carry on and see if Marcus proves more fruitfull than common sense might suggest.
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Now, to resume the discussion of real substance, the study determined that the age of maximum beauty of a woman is....

31

(So, Bullwinkle and Chickenlad are on target).

This surprised me, as I thought it might be 27 or so. Actually, I think the standard should be whatever age Ingrid Bergman was when she appeared in Casablanca. Of course, others have their own preferences, but if the study is accurate the range probably should be around 27-35.

According to some of the more elderly gentlement I know, the age of beauty in a woman widens markedly as a man ages, as does said man's definition of "beauty."
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Now, to resume the discussion of real substance, the study determined that the age of maximum beauty of a woman is....

31

(So, Bullwinkle and Chickenlad are on target).

This surprised me, as I thought it might be 27 or so. Actually, I think the standard should be whatever age Ingrid Bergman was when she appeared in Casablanca. Of course, others have their own preferences, but if the study is accurate the range probably should be around 27-35.

According to some of the more elderly gentlement I know, the age of beauty in a woman widens markedly as a man ages, as does said man's definition of "beauty."
You managed to mention her age in the previous sentence. She was just 27 at that time [:)]
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Well, I can't imagine a Southern boy being unfazed by this...

Is it "beautiful"? Dunno. It shore don't hurt the eyes much tho...

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It may be weird, but even assuming that she's genuine, she's too much for me. Kind of like icing on top of a brownie on top of apple pie on top of coconut cake. She's so much of everything a man craves in a woman that she's overwhelming.

Ah, thus the eternal debate: Ginger or Mary Ann?
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Canoerebel,

I'm kind of with you on this, but that's because you mentioned baking. Jessica's a beauty for sure, but can she bake a mean peach cobbler? The way to my heart is through my stomach so if she can, I'm all hers. Ummmm...cobbler. Of course picturing her in the proverbial apron sans clothes while baking might be the best of both worlds!
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It may be weird, but even assuming that she's genuine, she's too much for me. Kind of like icing on top of a brownie on top of apple pie on top of coconut cake. She's so much of everything a man craves in a woman that she's overwhelming.

Ah, thus the eternal debate: Ginger or Mary Ann?
9 out of 10 red-blooded American males will answer with an affirmative towards the 'obtainable': Mary Ann, of course.

ETA: Mary Ann ALSO wore denim shorts and rather revealing top styles in a faux-southern fashion.
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It may be weird, but even assuming that she's genuine, she's too much for me. Kind of like icing on top of a brownie on top of apple pie on top of coconut cake. She's so much of everything a man craves in a woman that she's overwhelming.
Also, I'd ordinarily agree with you. Most supermodels are just 'over the top' for my tastes. There's something about Daisy Duke though that is atypical. I call it the siren song of those legs....[Homer Simpson drooling noise here]...mmm...legs...
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I may have to start posting some pictures of Ingrid and others in my AAR to be a catalyst for discussion. The game is at a slow pace and perhaps introducing the topic of lovely women will get the comments flowing even if they will have no relevance to the game itself. [:D]

Chickenboy +1 on the "Mary Ann's" out there. They seem attainable perhaps, then again why not shoot for the moon too!
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Bullwinkle, can you clarify? Are you speaking of female ungulates and ruminants that respond in a visceral way to your spread of antlers, or female humans?

I interrupt this discussion to post a current strategic map of the game, which gives an idea as to the extent of Allied advances and probes.

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This is Bullwinkle's neighbor, borrowing his PC. I have a spread, but it ain't antlers.[:)]

Your map is incomplete. It does not contain the Leningrad metroplex.
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I'm not sending this to Brad right now. Just holding it reserve in case I need a gentle reminder later.


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Given the uncommented response to the first one yesterday, this might push him to file divorce papers. [:'(]
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