ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
Plausible deniability - hah! [:'(]ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
There will be no pictures so that I may maintain plausible deniability but the "Azteca" sort of looks like Trini Lopez*..except shorter. You might be able to find a picture of him in a mugshot somewhere.
The "Mayan" looks like a Mayan.
Stalker Girl is full-bred Polish.
I look like Tom Hanks (except better).
Stalker Girl Jr. looks like Stalker Girl Sr.
Mandrake Jr. looks like Winona Ryder
Saul the Mexican gardener with the Jewish name looks like Oscar de la Hoya 10 years after he stops training.
Can't really tell you what Scharfuhrer Braun looks like, have just seen her through the smoked glass of her recon vehicle. She is 20'ish, dark hair and does not have a grossly misshapen head.
The neighber with the $10,000 mailbox looks like Ichabod Crane was really supposed to look like (not Johnny Depp)
The hot neighbor with the bolt-ons looks like Disney's Pocahontas after a visit to the Dow Corning Miracles of Silicone Pavilion.
*Very few will know what Trini Lopez looks like. I wouldn't either but I just saw a PBS special on folk singers. I also now know what the Kingston Trio looked like. Nobody around here looks like them.
Apparently you've forgotten you've already posted one of you and your daughter... this one from just after you had the streetlight removed from your head*
(*via Photoshop or equivalent.)
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Yup that's what he looked like when I met him back in June of '09 (except he wasn't wearing a tuxedo, just normal everyday clothes).













