THE THREAD!!!

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so that i can tell someone i won't be coming in...

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i suppose i could send emails and "trust the system"...

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Trust the system...

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Yeah, right!! [:D]

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i don't trust the system...

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No, not even a little bit...

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i need to talk to a human to make sure that the message actually gets through...

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If i just send emails, the email server will misroute via Antarctica or something.

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Then they would chew me out for not letting them know i wasn't coming in.

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That would not be good.

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It would be annoying!

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Ah. A new page. And it is 5:00 a.m.

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My job here is done!

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Well, i just called in...

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And a human was there!!!

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So, now they know i shan't be in today.

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So, now i can go back to bed...

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And dream of canned Haggis...

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Especially, Haggis Brand (tm) canned sheep offal...

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oh, yum!!