THE THREAD!!!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

so i'm getting out of the car last nite for nite 5 in Marysville WA and i'm immediately approached by a lanky teen in leather asking me if i either had work for him or $25 so he can get a dental procedure he needs.......

what is this.....England? [:D]

Ah! Sounds like someone has been leafing through the infamous "Big Book of British Smiles". [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

so i'm getting out of the car last nite for nite 5 in Marysville WA and i'm immediately approached by a lanky teen in leather asking me if i either had work for him or $25 so he can get a dental procedure he needs.......

what is this.....England? [:D]

At least he had the decency to ask. He could have just given you a "dental procedure" and taken the $25. [:D]

[Grollub]

Onime, your analysis in The Worlds Worst AAR (tm) was your best so far this year.

[:D][&o]

[anarchyintheuk]

ORIGINAL: scott1964

Watching the National Geographic special on the accident between Queen Mary and lite cruiser Curacao. [X(]

Queen Mary 1, Curacao 0

Good special.

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

so i'm getting out of the car last nite for nite 5 in Marysville WA and i'm immediately approached by a lanky teen in leather asking me if i either had work for him or $25 so he can get a dental procedure he needs.......

what is this.....England? [:D]

Dude...you missed a golden opportunity. Yes, of course you have work for him. Have HIM arrive at your new job next week. They've probably never *seen* you in the flesh, right?

He can earn $25 / day at the call center. Since your employer is likely to pay upwards of $26 / day, you pocket the difference. Think of him as an independent contractor-to YOU.

If your employer finds out, what are they gonna do? Fire you? [:D]

oh they know who i am all right.....and they will know exactly what i think of their demotion when the time comes as well.

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

At least he had the decency to ask. He could have just given you a "dental procedure" and taken the $25. [:D]

had he tried...he would have been wearing a full cheapo Chinese dinner. You use whatever is at hand in a fist fight.

[Mynok]

First thing unemployed single guys need to learn: how to cook. Do it.

[anarchyintheuk]

Left-over chinese food . . . . mmmmmm . . . .

[sprior]

Next day curry is even better

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Onime, your analysis in The Worlds Worst AAR (tm) was your best so far this year.

[:D][&o]

I'm glad that at least one person took in it's intended spirit. [:D]

[sprior]

I think I missed something.

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


First thing unemployed single guys need to learn: how to cook. Do it.

1st thing single guys need to learn. Heck, make that guys. Laundry,ironing and cooking. I learned to do all well by age 10 and never regreted it. Also aids in meeting women. Women look at you and see 1) clean clothes, 2) ironed properly and think you'll clean up well.(Of course they will ALWAYS think they can improve you. You can be poster boy for GQ magazine and they think they can do better!). Take them to dinner, and that's good. Make them dinner and NOW you are a catch. Proceed from there. [:D]

Plus , if you can cook ,clean and do laundry , then there is only one thing a woman can do for you. [:D] So if she wants you, she'll try harder! [:D]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: sprior

I think I missed something.

Then just keep on rolling. No stops. No going back. [:D]

[Nikademus]

canned Haggis.......

[AW1Steve]

Son, we keep telling you. You can't do Haggis without a significant amount of single malt 1st. Even Bobbie Burns, the saint of all things Scottish say's you gotta do it that way. [:-] With enough good single malt on board, you'll think it's pretty good. [:D] (Full disclosure---I've never had Haggis in a can. But I've had "Haggis on a plate" and that DEFINATELY called for lots of Scottish Whisky!). [:D]

[Grollub]

Some hints guys.

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Son, we keep telling you. You can't do Haggis without a significant amount of single malt 1st. Even Bobbie Burns, the saint of all things Scottish say's you gotta do it that way. [:-] With enough good single malt on board, you'll think it's pretty good. [:D] (Full disclosure---I've never had Haggis in a can. But I've had "Haggis on a plate" and that DEFINATELY called for lots of Scottish Whisky!). [:D]

i think i'll just take the Scottish Whiskey and call it good.

[Terminus]

But you can't have it, LogBoy. No Scottish Whiskey for you!

[Nikademus]

why not? I've earned a shot.....or two or three or four after the month i had. [:D]

Scotch is good for Gout.

[jeffk3510]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Some hints guys.

The alarm clock one makes for good laughs....