The AE Geezer Thread!

[BrucePowers]

Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!

[thegreatwent]

It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[:D]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!

[&o][&o][&o]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[:D]

Excellent! I mean GRUMP! [:@]

[;)]

[crsutton]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!

[&o][&o][&o]

Personally, I think the "third" one is a bit redundant.....[8|]

[AW1Steve]

You can never be too good looking, too rich or have too much fire power. Trust a young pup not to know that![:D]

Grump from the nation's capital! (DC).[:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

You can never be too good looking, too rich or have too much fire power. Trust a young pup not to know that![:D]

Grump from the nation's capital! (DC).[:D]

Grump from the frozen tundra!

[AW1Steve]

Geeze and grump![:D]

[Chickenboy]

(said to no one in particular) What are you lookin' at? [:@]

[JWE]

Get off my lawn.

[AW1Steve]

Grump!!!!!![:D]

[Grollub]

Happiness ...

[AW1Steve]

....is a warm shotgun! [:D] And a running hippie! [:D]

Have a good trip Per? [:)]

[Grollub]

I'm quite fine thank you.

And how is your trip? [:)]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

I'm quite fine thank you.

And how is your trip? [:)]

Very, very enjoyable. Despite nearly a total of nine years of living in Virginia, I'd never been to colonial Williamsburg. Trips to Washington DC,Norfolk,West Virgina, and Charlottesville to see friends and relatives were also enjoyed. If only airlines weren't involved, it would have been perfect![:D]

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Grollub

I'm quite fine thank you.

And how is your trip? [:)]

Very, very enjoyable. Despite nearly a total of nine years of living in Virginia, I'd never been to colonial Williamsburg. Trips to Washington DC,Norfolk,West Virgina, and Charlottesville to see friends and relatives were also enjoyed. If only airlines weren't involved, it would have been perfect![:D]

[:D]

That is quite a tour you're doing! [&o]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Grollub

I'm quite fine thank you.

And how is your trip? [:)]

Very, very enjoyable. Despite nearly a total of nine years of living in Virginia, I'd never been to colonial Williamsburg. Trips to Washington DC,Norfolk,West Virgina, and Charlottesville to see friends and relatives were also enjoyed. If only airlines weren't involved, it would have been perfect![:D]

[:D]

That is quite a tour you're doing! [&o]

It's actually over. I've been back in Nebraska since tuesday. But we are planning to visit Williamsburg again within the next year. We'd really like to visit in late December. [:)]

[AW1Steve]

Grump!

[JWE]

Damn right Steve.

u r nt my bff. u cn bt my brky.

Just practicing. My silly nieces got me an Android for my birthday and insist on texting me on it. I think it suks, but "Golly Uncle John, that thing you have now is sooo yeaterday." (imagine this in a completely unintelligible Alabama accent).

So here I am with this Android thing, 'whathefugiszisanyway, whaddamigonnadowizishit, areyoutayourmind, whozideawazisanyway?'

And then there's sweet little Christine and Amber, 'Oh c'mon Uncle John, you old fart, ... ' (in another Alabama accentism).

But I will NOT tweet. I will NEVER tweet. I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it. And I'm gonna teach these kids a new text word - GOMFL