ORIGINAL: JWE
I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.
Hey! Could be worse...could be stinkin' pigs. Harumph! [:'(]
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ORIGINAL: JWE
I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.

o tht wld b frgn swt, ye? What?, people wouldn't tweet, they would squeal? Cn u frkn imgn? Lk txtn a weeee, weeee, weeee alla wy hm? Dude! nfw & gag, u gzr.ORIGINAL: ChickenboyHey! Could be worse...could be stinkin' pigs. Harumph! [:'(]ORIGINAL: JWE
I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.
Oh joyous Monday! 
ORIGINAL: JWE
o tht wld b frgn swt, ye? What?, people wouldn't tweet, they would squeal? Cn u frkn imgn? Lk txtn a weeee, weeee, weeee alla wy hm? Dude! nfw & gag, u gzr.ORIGINAL: ChickenboyHey! Could be worse...could be stinkin' pigs. Harumph! [:'(]ORIGINAL: JWE
I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.
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ORIGINAL: JWE
I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.
ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: JWE
I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.
So you're some kind of anti-birdite, are you? Be careful what you say or you maybe cleaning a lot of unwanted stuff off your car. Word has a way of getting around.
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Oh joyous Monday!
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Haven't you ever sat through one of Hillary Clinton's press meetings before? [rimshot!]ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: JWE
o tht wld b frgn swt, ye? What?, people wouldn't tweet, they would squeal? Cn u frkn imgn? Lk txtn a weeee, weeee, weeee alla wy hm? Dude! nfw & gag, u gzr.ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Hey! Could be worse...could be stinkin' pigs. Harumph! [:'(]
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Good God! That paragraph(?) hurts my eyes and my brain simultaneously. Have we now entered the era where communication methods are indistinguishable from methods of torture?

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Oh joyous Monday!
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OBTW.......Damned Hippie! Get off my lawn!!!! I haven't cleaned up after the dog......never mind! [:D]
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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: JWE
I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.
So you're some kind of anti-birdite, are you? Be careful what you say or you maybe cleaning a lot of unwanted stuff off your car. Word has a way of getting around.
Hey Chuck! Been a while! When are heading this way again? We need to plan a "Middle of America" summit![:D]
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.
Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.[:(]
ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.
Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.[:(]
I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.
Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification. [&:]ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.
Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.[:(]
I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.