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Chuck Norrris doesn't pay taxes. Never.
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Chuck Norris is an excise tax on the bad guys.
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Wasn't he advocating the secession of Texas recently? 
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Wasn't he advocating the secession of Texas recently? 

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Chuck Norris doesn't advocate. You just do what he TELLS you.
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As to Kwik E Mart's post... Why on earth would Chuck Norris fight himself? [:D]
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Chuck Norris doesn't own a vacuum cleaner.... Chuck Norris doesn't own anything that sucks.
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LOL [:D] I hadn't heard that one before, perfect.
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There are no lesbians......just women who never met Chuck Norris.
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I have an app (widget whatever the hell they're called, I hate my smartphone but I have to have it for work) that sends Chuck Norris jokes to me daily....

My all time fav....

Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris...
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I have an app (widget whatever the hell they're called, I hate my smartphone but I have to have it for work) that sends Chuck Norris jokes to me daily....

My all time fav....

Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris...
Heh...I have the same app for my Droid, Jeff. [:D]
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All the apps and stuff on the phone are cool...cept it does the two main things very poorly.

I can hardly hear anyone and be heard myself....

Chickenboy- the app is really cool. A lot of dumb Chuck Norris facts show up that are not funny at all, but the top ones on there are hilarious.
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I love how this went from Osama-Trolling-ConspiracyTheories-Cheese-ChuckNorris-SmartPhones

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Yeah, it has really gotten off topic...

Back to talking about Chuck Norris then [:D]

BTW, is there a Norris app for the iphone/ipad? I had a quick look through itunes but couldn't find a proper one.
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The one I use is Nuck Chorris

I have a Samsung...not sure about the IPhone...
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yeah, but i say The Most Interesting Man in the World takes Chuck Norris with ease...i mean, the guy does have a wallet made out of Chupacabra leather...
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As to Kwik E Mart's post... Why on earth would Chuck Norris fight himself? [:D]

because it would be like matter and anti-matter colliding...end of the universe! [:D]
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BTW, does anyone else think it'd be quite cool if we got a board meme that all responses to trolls would comprise quoting Chuck Norris at them?

The absurdity and pythonesque nature of it appeals to me.
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BTW, does anyone else think it'd be quite cool if we got a board meme that all responses to trolls would comprise quoting Chuck Norris at them?

The absurdity and pythonesque nature of it appeals to me.

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BTW, does anyone else think it'd be quite cool if we got a board meme that all responses to trolls would comprise quoting Chuck Norris at them?

The absurdity and pythonesque nature of it appeals to me.
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