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Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.[:(]

I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.
Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification. [&:]

Sounds like you've got a snake handler sect for neighbors.
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Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.[:(]

I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.
Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification. [&:]
I....umm....see.... Say, you wouldn't happen to live in Montana (or California), would you?
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I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.
Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification. [&:]
I....umm....see.... Say, you wouldn't happen to live in Montana (or California), would you?

The next best place. Texas. [:D]

Actually, in Texas the place is probably a productive food farm. [:D]
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I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.

So you're some kind of anti-birdite, are you? Be careful what you say or you maybe cleaning a lot of unwanted stuff off your car. Word has a way of getting around.

Justice in the bird world is quite unpredictable and beyond the understanding of man. I parked under a nice shady tree yesterday and now I have a completely redecorated car thanks to the local avian population.

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Justice in the bird world is quite unpredictable and beyond the understanding of man. I parked under a nice shady tree yesterday and now I have a completely redecorated car thanks to the local avian population.

Grump, grump, grump!
HA!! SO THERE!! At least chickens don't fly and only redecorate the driveway. [:D][:D]

I do like some birds. Cleaned, plucked, dressed, a nice marinade, and ready for the barby. [;)]

[ed] They get on the lawn and they are for the Quisinart. Grump, grump, yum.
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Grump!
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Grump!!!!
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Cute Per. So why don't you use some of that "Hippie magic", and do a "Pied piper" and get these %&*@#$%$ moles off (or rather out of ) my lawn? [:D]
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Cute Per. So why don't you use some of that "Hippie magic", and do a "Pied piper" and get these %&*@#$%$ moles off (or rather out of ) my lawn? [:D]

Ok, the music ...
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... and the anti-mole dance ...
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Cute Per. So why don't you use some of that "Hippie magic", and do a "Pied piper" and get these %&*@#$%$ moles off (or rather out of ) my lawn? [:D]

Ok, the music ...
ImageImageImage

... and the anti-mole dance ...
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I would bet that a .22 would do a number on a dancing banana. That would be fun. [8D]
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Cute Per. So why don't you use some of that "Hippie magic", and do a "Pied piper" and get these %&*@#$%$ moles off (or rather out of ) my lawn? [:D]

Ok, the music ...
ImageImageImage

... and the anti-mole dance ...
ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
I would bet that a .22 would do a number on a dancing banana. That would be fun. [8D]

Naw....why use a .22 when you just got this new toy to play with

http://www.rossiusa.com/product-details ... umbseries=
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Ok, the music ...
ImageImageImage

... and the anti-mole dance ...
ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
I would bet that a .22 would do a number on a dancing banana. That would be fun. [8D]

Naw....why use a .22 when you just got this new toy to play with

http://www.rossiusa.com/product-details ... umbseries=
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Grump!
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Grump can't be bright green[:D]
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Grump can't be bright green[:D]


In my family, that shade of green is known as "monkey-vomit-green". [:D]

In this case Grump=puke! [X(][:D]
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GRUMP!!!! And Stay off the lawn!!!! PunK!!!![:D]
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“Not mastering metaphores is like cooking pasta when the train is delayed"
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Grump and geeze!
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