THE THREAD!!!

[sprior]

Did you learn a new word?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Hmmm ... here's an idiot fishing around for other idiots;

from melainepfaff831@hotmail.com
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Apart from the abysmal language which is a dead giveaway, I have to give them credit points for thinking about trying to lure away alternate email+passwords.

Twats.

Well, why not give them Linda's email? [:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Did you learn a new word?

Nah. He's just been working on mastering its usage. Warspite-lover has been helping him master his vulgarianism. Seems to be going along quite nicely, if I may say so myself. [;)]

[Grollub]

Twats. [;)][:'(]

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Hmmm ... here's an idiot fishing around for other idiots;

from melainepfaff831@hotmail.com
Windows Live Team Account Alert!!!

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Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his or her account before two weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.

Sincerely,
The Windows Live Hotmail Team.

Apart from the abysmal language which is a dead giveaway, I have to give them credit points for thinking about trying to lure away alternate email+passwords.

Twats.

Well, why not give them Linda's email? [:D]

Problem is I don't have "his" password to give to "The Windows Live Hotmail Team". Probably is "MASTEROFTHEUNIVERSE" though. Could try with that. [:'(][:D]

ETA; Simon, I just love that word ... it's like most other interesting idioms and expressions you guys use. Quaint. [;)]

[Dixie]

I'm not even sure what this one is after...

Hi, I'm very sorry thcat Id didnn't write yozu foor a long time
View my additional acc att http://aeduufmns.anderoikler.com/ anjd I hope you and I will speak verry often nozw

Probably the worst spelling I've seen in a years.

[Nikademus]

good morning....

BEWARE......the Spotted Dick!

[DuckofTindalos]

Evening tithe...

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Well, got an appointment for tomorrow morning at 11. If the doc doesn't mention removing the thing, I'll ask him to do so. He probably will, though...

I REALLY don't fancy the idea of cancer...[:(]

Good luck, my Brother!

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: goodboyladdie

My sig is not working. Does Dixie no longer host? I may need to send him more rent!

Nice to see you slumming around with us here again, GBL. [8D]

[USSAmerica]

Good Monday afternoon - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Well, got an appointment for tomorrow morning at 11. If the doc doesn't mention removing the thing, I'll ask him to do so. He probably will, though...

I REALLY don't fancy the idea of cancer...[:(]

make sure to have him remove that thing inside your skull too....the little thing inside your skull. [:'(]

[jeffk3510]

Terminus, I hope you get that figured out.  There's no messing around with stuff like that...

[warspite1]

Nah. He's just been working on mastering its usage. Warspite-lover has been helping him master his vulgarianism. Seems to be going along quite nicely, if I may say so myself.

Que?

[Grollub]

Good night friends [>:]

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good evening!


Leo "Apollo11"

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Hmmm ... here's an idiot fishing around for other idiots;

from melainepfaff831@hotmail.com
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Username: ……………………
Password: ……………………
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Alternative Email: ...............
Password: ...........................

Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his or her account before two weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.

Sincerely,
The Windows Live Hotmail Team.

Apart from the abysmal language which is a dead giveaway, I have to give them credit points for thinking about trying to lure away alternate email+passwords.

Twats.

Ahhh...


BTW, how about this one my users got yesterday (please note the links - ".EXE" posterior to ".PDF" but that is only visible if you look at the source of message - the causal user wold never check that):

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: You sent a payment of $57.70 USD to mouthtrick-2007
Date: 19 Jun 2011 14:15:18 -0000
From: Paypal <notification@voscomptesenligne.labanquepostale.fr>
To: xxxx@xxx.xx



PayPal logo Feb 21, 2010 12:03:46 PST
Transaction ID: 77V987033N671292F
<http:///www.professionalpainters.ca/paypal_transaction.pdf.exe>

Hello xxxx yyyy,

You sent a payment of $57.70 USD to mouthtrick-2007
(mouthtgrick@yahoo.com <mailto:mouthtrick@yahoo.com>)
Thanks for using PayPal. To see all the transaction details, log in to
your PayPal account.

It may take a few moments for this transaction to appear in your account.
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Shipping and handling $12.70 USD
Insurance - not offered ----
Total $57.70 USD
Payment $57.70 USD
Read this transaction
<http:///www.professionalpainters.ca/paypal_transaction.pdf.exe>

Issues with this transaction?
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the Resolution Center.

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Leo "Apollo11"

[ChickenOfTheSea]

I haven't been in the thread for a bit and today I find it's full of twats and spotted dicks. Is this a Mid-Summer's Night Phenomenon???!!!

[jeffk3510]

Pujols is hurt, my fantasy baseball team could possibly be toast....

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Zsssssssssss time... [>:][>:][>:]


Leo "Apollo11"