THE THREAD!!!

[Chickenboy]

Morning, THREAD dudes...[8D]

[Kwik E Mart]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Madison Bumgarner...I thought it was you who mentioned something about it last week.. then we got on the subject of Sidney Ponson and the Orioles....

that was me!!! [:D] maddie is back off my sh*t list!!! [8D] good to see him rebound from such a horrid outing...

edit: although he needs to learn the squeaze play signal from the third base coach...[:-]

[jeffk3510]

Ok- sorry for the confusion.

He's going to be good I think. I have Wilson on my fantasy team. He's one of my all-time favorite baseball players. That dude is HILARIOUS, and one hell of a ballplayer.

Fear the Beard!

[Kwik E Mart]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ckloLGOgVo

if you like brian wilson, you'll love this vid...it was quite the mystery who "the machine" is in this clip...

[jeffk3510]

O I have seen them all.  I am convinced the Machine is Pat Burrell...
 

[jeffk3510]

He comes over for sugar some.

[warspite1]

When it's snowing or icy they cancel / delay and generally b@&££er up the trains. When there are leaves on the line; ditto. When it's wet; ditto, and now we have a little sunshine, guess what?

Permission to turn into a homicidal loon and commit murder upon those responsible? [:@]

Thank you for listening - rant over

[Chickenboy]

That's a perfect segue, warspite1. [&o]

Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! M-M-midgets, the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier Psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
A-a a-a-a-a, a bird? Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Hello hello hello hello
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else?
Um, a record, record, record !

[jeffk3510]

Gentlemen-  I was hired away this weekend from my current job, and sadly, I will not be able to be as active during the day on the forum....[:(]  I usually don't spend time on here on the weekends or evenings, when I am with my family.   Hopefully we will see if I do have time [:)]

[USSAmerica]

Congratulations on the new job, Jeff! 

Will it be closer to home, or the house you are trying to sell?

[jeffk3510]

No, unfortunately it is not...It is the same town were moving to actually.  I am the new General Manager of Sunflower Commodities, a grain trading company that has just been formed.  No more commuting once our house sells [:D] (only on the weekend till then)

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Gentlemen-  I was hired away this weekend from my current job, and sadly, I will not be able to be as active during the day on the forum....[:(]  I usually don't spend time on here on the weekends or evenings, when I am with my family.   Hopefully we will see if I do have time [:)]

Good news Jeff - congrats! [:)]


Leo "Apollo11"

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Zsssssssssss time... [>:][>:][>:]


Leo "Apollo11"

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

J.E.B. Stuart rides again!! [:'(]

[Mynok]

Watching some college baseball as my Gamecocks play the Gators.

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

Watching some college baseball as my Gamecocks play the Gators.

You mean , "Watching the Gamecocks get eaten by Gators?"[:D]

[Mynok]

Just tied it up buckwheat. [;)]

[Mynok]

And the Gamecocks wear the Gators out! 15 straight CWS wins!!! Go Cocks!

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

[Odin]

Morning everyone!!

I don´t say good morning because i am still sleeping somewhat...baa.[>:]