THE THREAD!!!

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Dude! [:-] You really need to cut down on the coffee....

NEVER!

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

How about a used yet good condition Tavarias Jackson. Will trade for snowblower or power tool.

Jackson is a 'tool', alright. I don't know that I've ever seen him in 'good' condition either. Somewhere between "nausea-inducing" on end of the scale and "grudgingly satisfactory" on the other end is where his qualifications lie.

Can you tell I'm a Tony Romo fan? [:D]

Good? When the Vikings thought Jackson was the answer, I couldn't figure out what the questions was...

"Who will be our new money pit?"

[bradfordkay]

I think that Pete Carroll is angling for Andrew Luck... if the Seahawks perform poorly enough this year with a seriously defficient QB then they should be in line to draft him.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

How about a used yet good condition Tavarias Jackson. Will trade for snowblower or power tool.

Jackson is a 'tool', alright. I don't know that I've ever seen him in 'good' condition either. Somewhere between "nausea-inducing" on end of the scale and "grudgingly satisfactory" on the other end is where his qualifications lie.

Can you tell I'm a Tony Romo fan? [:D]

Good? When the Vikings thought Jackson was the answer, I couldn't figure out what the questions was...

I think the question was, "who will lead our 'kick ass offense'?" Except for the kick and the ass and the offense, they were right on track there. Where's Chili these days, anyways?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


Jackson is a 'tool', alright. I don't know that I've ever seen him in 'good' condition either. Somewhere between "nausea-inducing" on end of the scale and "grudgingly satisfactory" on the other end is where his qualifications lie.

Can you tell I'm a Tony Romo fan? [:D]

Good? When the Vikings thought Jackson was the answer, I couldn't figure out what the questions was...

"Who will be our new money pit?"

Man, what I wouldn't give to be a money pit. Or a dimple. I'll settle for a mild financial angular deflection.

[USSAmerica]

Good evening - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

[USSAmerica]

I'm off to actually finish up my 2x2 turn! [X(]  [:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: USS America

I'm off to actually finish up my 2x2 turn! [X(]  [:D]

No way! Someone call the National Guard! [:D]

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: USS America

I'm off to actually finish up my 2x2 turn! [X(]  [:D]

No way! Someone call the National Guard! [:D]

They are already on their way to Tokyo. [:'(]

[Chickenboy]

Ah so! Ordinarily, we send your supernumerary Allied POW types through Osaka first for processing, but in your case we'll make an exception! [:'(]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: USS America

I'm off to actually finish up my 2x2 turn! [X(]  [:D]

No way! Someone call the National Guard! [:D]

They are already on their way to Tokyo. [:'(]

Don't worry abouy "processing" them. Or transportation. We plan on delivering them personally. [:D]



UNP!!!!!

[Chickenboy]

Ah! So solly! Language difficurty! By 'process' we mean 'grind bones to make bread'. So solly for misunderstanding, GI dogs.

[ETA: moving the smack talky over to the other AAR]

[Chickenboy]

With the awful goings on in Norway, I'm about a week behind here. Forgive the tardiness...

[Chickenboy]

2...

[Chickenboy]

and 3...

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

2...

[:D][:D] My two would be staring back through the door at him....with bushy tails and ears laid back.

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

2...

[:D][:D] My two would be staring back through the door at him....with bushy tails and ears laid back.

Years ago there was a gang of raccoons terrorizing my neighborhood, killing several cats. My two actually got into a fight with two of them one night and got badly chewed up. The only reasons they lived is that I heard the 2AM fight and came out to break it up. Oh - and the fact that my cats weighed about 20lbs each helped! They did have to go to the vet to get their butts patched up...

[Chickenboy]

Yes. I have enormous respect for the dentition of racoons, possums and skunks. Cats are simply outclassed in these cases. Bad animal to pick a fight with.

BTW, you can usually tell the demeanor of cats in fights by the location of their injuries. Cats that stand face to face and duke it out (whilest getting nailed) have the majority of their injuries on their forequarters, face, head and forelimbs. Those that try to run but get nailed from behind have most of their injuries on their backside. Just sayin'. [;)]

[Mynok]

Yeah, cats lose an even fight, but two on one...I'd give it even odds.

Now if the cats run, no waddling little coon is going to catch them, guaranteed. [:D]

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Yes. I have enormous respect for the dentition of racoons, possums and skunks. Cats are simply outclassed in these cases. Bad animal to pick a fight with.

BTW, you can usually tell the demeanor of cats in fights by the location of their injuries. Cats that stand face to face and duke it out (whilest getting nailed) have the majority of their injuries on their forequarters, face, head and forelimbs. Those that try to run but get nailed from behind have most of their injuries on their backside. Just sayin'. [;)]

You actually have that wrong. Cats will stand sideways staring at their opponents, hissing and growling. In this case the raccoons were smart enough to go for the end with fewer sharp pointy things... I know because the cats were still standing there (bleeding) in the "stare down" position when I came charging out to chase away the raccoons.