Moderators: wdolson, MOD_War-in-the-Pacific-Admirals-Edition
ORIGINAL: Canoerebel
"You guys play with your pants on? "
Clear Kangaroo Court violation by John Dillworth in reply to comment in another thread that "AE is the most fun you can have with your pants on."
This was brought to my attention when I noticed a referee signaling "illegal use of hands."
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel
Oh, no! My mother must have been talking to GreyJoy! On the phone just now, she said she has a "dermacalogical" appointment next week.
Of course, my mother's antics with speach long pre-date my awareness of GreyJoy's antics. My mother once noted that she was given a shot with a "hyponemic durdle." On another occasion, she made a comment about singer "Ingeldink Hunkleburt."
I hope my mother and GreyJoy never get together to hold a conversation.
ORIGINAL: crsutton
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
There was this crazy SOB that I know that really messed up a CVE TF of his. He ordered it to follow a bombardment TF into restricted waters with 0% moonlight. A well-timed enemy IJN SCTF of three measly destroyers just so happened to be in the hex when the CVE TF appeared (but after the bombardment TF had left). It cut the CVE TF to pieces, sinking or severely damaging three of them.
The escort to the Allied CVE TF was substantial, but it probably didn't help that this crazy SOB guy I know allowed a leader with an inspiration of 35 to captain the heavy cruiser in the escort. I think the captain issued orders not to be disturbed *no matter what*. His bridge crew took his orders at face value, allowing the escorted carriers to be folded, spindled and mutilated.
What a moron this guy was. [8|]
Ooooooh, this is a fresh one. I can still smell the paint drying.....[:D]
ORIGINAL: mudshark
I heard of a guy (not me mostly lol ) who his first PBEM game as Japanese had trapped off 2 American Carriers but just had to hit a useless base on his way to trapping them and set the primary mission as Airfield and Port strikes. Needless to say when the carrier battle started the 2 American Carriers sank all six main Japanese Carriers. I cried, I mean I heard he cried lol.
John Dillworth's punishment might come under the Cruel and Unusual clause of the Constitution.ORIGINAL: Canoerebel
The good men of the Forums have characters so unimpeachable that it has been weeks - weeks, I say! - since we last had even a whiff of conduct so unseemly as to need referral to the majestic court of the kangarooos. That makes the present violations all the more egregious and nefarious, requiring vigiilant policing while at the same time casting a pall upon the good names of those who frequent these halls.
Gentlemen, I need do nothing more than refer you to GreyJoy's Avatar. His irresponsible, provocative, and outrageous conduct in this regard constitutes a Class A Felony and an appalling breech of manly (in a winsome kind of way) decorum. For this, no punishment other than outright banishment and a courtesy case of Nair can be justified.
As for John Dillworth, an Accessory After the Fact who encouraged the misguided and youthful cherub, he shall henceforth use for a tenth month period Wallpaper featuring either Phyllis Diller or an American Secretary of State au natural.
At a time convenient to the forum, I shall amend this report and the findings contained therein to make the record more complete.
As for John Dillworth, an Accessory After the Fact who encouraged the misguided and youthful cherub, he shall henceforth use for a tenth month period Wallpaper featuring either Phyllis Diller or an American Secretary of State au natural.
ORIGINAL: JohnDillworth
As for John Dillworth, an Accessory After the Fact who encouraged the misguided and youthful cherub, he shall henceforth use for a tenth month period Wallpaper featuring either Phyllis Diller or an American Secretary of State au natural.
Yikes! Do I get to pick the Secretary of State? I have to research this. My first impression is Thomas Jefferson but there is always Madeleine Albright.
ORIGINAL: JohnDillworth
As for John Dillworth, an Accessory After the Fact who encouraged the misguided and youthful cherub, he shall henceforth use for a tenth month period Wallpaper featuring either Phyllis Diller or an American Secretary of State au natural.
Yikes! Do I get to pick the Secretary of State? I have to research this. My first impression is Thomas Jefferson but there is always Madeleine Albright.
