Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[sprior]

Jackspeak makes it to the BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/ne ... 600625.stm

[Cap Mandrake]

Proctoheliosis/helioproctosis - a condition where people believe the sun shines from their backsides

[:D]

Properly, I think it should be Proctoheliosis

Helioproctosis is something you can get from frequenting gay bars.

[Cap Mandrake]

"pickle jar officer" (a university graduate who can tell you the square root of a pickle-jar lid to three decimal places but cannot get the blooming thing off)

[:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

buckets of sunshine (nuclear weapons)

[:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

The neighbors two driveways up (not the one with the $10,000 mailbox on my property but the one who chased a bobcat down his driveway with an ax yelling "mountain lion, mountain lion, LOOKOUT!"..that guy) are getting on my nerves.

EVERY day they have a painter or landscape crew out there doing something and they have a narrow frontage on the street so the crews park in front of my place. This lady takes better care of her plants than I do of my kids and the painter does faux antiqueing. He is fantatstic at what he does but I can't imagine what there is left to paint. He has been working for at LEAST 5 years. Maybe they are burying bodies back there or something. Without a doubt, somebody has a too much money. Must be a cash business with double books or some such thing. My insurance agent told me when their fire sprinklers went of (without a fire) State Farm had to pay $500K to repair the woodwork and such. [X(]

So here is the question. When I turn on the sprinklers on purpose when the crews are getting out of the truck am I going to Hell? I can do it remotely. I have done it about 8 times and every time they laugh like schoolgirls but park in the same place the next day. Perhaps I need a more energetic strategy?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Proctoheliosis/helioproctosis - a condition where people believe the sun shines from their backsides

[:D]

Properly, I think it should be Proctoheliosis

Helioproctosis is something you can get from frequenting gay bars.

Proctoheliosis or Proctoheliasis? Wouldn't Helioproctitis be something from frequenting those places?

Get it? Pathologists' humor...[8|]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The neighbors two driveways up (not the one with the $10,000 mailbox on my property but the one who chased a bobcat down his driveway with an ax yelling "mountain lion, mountain lion, LOOKOUT!"..that guy) are getting on my nerves.

EVERY day they have a painter or landscape crew out there doing something and they have a narrow frontage on the street so the crews park in front of my place. This lady takes better care of her plants than I do of my kids and the painter does faux antiqueing. He is fantatstic at what he does but I can't imagine what there is left to paint. He has been working for at LEAST 5 years. Maybe they are burying bodies back there or something. Without a doubt, somebody has a too much money. Must be a cash business with double books or some such thing. My insurance agent told me when their fire sprinklers went of (without a fire) State Farm had to pay $500K to repair the woodwork and such. [X(]

So here is the question. When I turn on the sprinklers on purpose when the crews are getting out of the truck am I going to Hell? I can do it remotely. I have done it about 8 times and every time they laugh like schoolgirls but park in the same place the next day. Perhaps I need a more energetic strategy?

Can you fill your water lines with paint thinner? When they see what happens with their truck's paint job, they'll not be twittering so gaily.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

EVERY day they have a painter or landscape crew out there doing something and they have a narrow frontage on the street so the crews park in front of my place. This lady takes better care of her plants than I do of my kids and the painter does faux antiqueing. He is fantatstic at what he does but I can't imagine what there is left to paint. He has been working for at LEAST 5 years. Maybe they are burying bodies back there or something. Without a doubt, somebody has a too much money. Must be a cash business with double books or some such thing. My insurance agent told me when their fire sprinklers went of (without a fire) State Farm had to pay $500K to repair the woodwork and such. [X(]

So I take it they are over when he is at work but she is at home? [;)]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

EVERY day they have a painter or landscape crew out there doing something and they have a narrow frontage on the street so the crews park in front of my place. This lady takes better care of her plants than I do of my kids and the painter does faux antiqueing. He is fantatstic at what he does but I can't imagine what there is left to paint. He has been working for at LEAST 5 years. Maybe they are burying bodies back there or something. Without a doubt, somebody has a too much money. Must be a cash business with double books or some such thing. My insurance agent told me when their fire sprinklers went of (without a fire) State Farm had to pay $500K to repair the woodwork and such. [X(]

So I take it they are over when he is at work but she is at home? [;)]

I didn't even think of that. Today there are THREE gardeners. Apparently the painter got the day off.[:)]

[Chickenboy]

So, Cap'n...has someone set you up the bomb? To whom do all your bases belong?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

[Cap Mandrake]

I am able to say with a high level of confidence that all there bases are belong to us not.


We are trying to fix this problem. Perhaps even Port Headland base will fall next turn. Still no turn back. If there had a catastrophe which had befallen Allied forces this turn I am pretty sure we would have a gushing email back by now. [:)]

[Mynok]

Dye pellets in the sprinkler heads?

[zuluhour]

Can you get one of those little cherub things that "squirt", you know the little boys ya see in fountains?[:D]

[Chickenboy]

Frau Goosteppen of the HOA would not think well of such a 'water feature', I venture. [:-]

[BrucePowers]

Maybe the guys over in the geezer thread can help......[:D]

[Mynok]

Geezers don't fountain. They trickle. Don't think that helps. [:D]

[BrucePowers]

Well that's true[:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Quite a good day for the good guys.

96 Netty sorties over PH and not a hit. Most are coming from Koepang I think as they are unescorted.

Nevada lives

Royal Sovereign lives.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Quite a good day for the good guys.

96 Netty sorties over PH and not a hit. Most are coming from Koepang I think as they are unescorted.

Ouch...nicely done. Allied dogs.

Royal Sovereign lives.

Alright, you want to go double or nothing on that $5 you owe me for the carrier bet? [:'(]

[sprior]

Most are coming from Koepang

Not so many going back though.