A Silly AAR Sillyflower (R) v Carnage's nazis. C welcome

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south

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ORIGINAL: CarnageINC

Von Carnage's forward command post....deep inside Russia....mawahahha

Unlike von C, the screenshot never lies. As can be seen conclusively from the previous 2 posts, there are no longer any Hitlerites on the Sacred soil of Mother Russia other than the few remaining and isolated troops from PZG 3's reckless drive to nowhere. If his forward command post is inside Russia as he claims, he will become my prisoner in the next few days.

[sillyflower]

I am getting a bit worried about Carnage. If any reader of this post knows him IRL please can you see if he's Ok

the reason for my concern is simple. A grrown man moving bits of carboard around a hexagon map clearly has issues. Pretending on a computer to do this is even more disturbing, but perhaps within the norms that society accepts these days.

However Carnage is now clealy faking doing this, as he sent me another 'turn' in a game which bears no resemblence to the one we are playing. I fear the disasters he has been experienced may have unhinged him completely. perhaps I should stop posting the AAR as it may be doing irreperably harm to his self esteem. He seems a decent sort and I certainly don't want to do him harm.

If he lived in the UK, I would send round a psychiatrist and an approved ( which means mental health) social worker as I fear that the balance of his mind is such that he is very likely to be a risk to himself or others. This means he would need to be detained under our mental health legislation unless he agrees to be admitted to hospital voluntarily hence the need for both the doctor and social worker who both need to sign the relevant papers. Hopefully one of the American readers of this AAR will know what to do.

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So you can see the extent of Carnage's delusions here is his fantasy T9

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and the south



All his visible mobile units clearly have no petrol apart fron the corps NE of Kirovograd.

I don't know what to do. Is it better to go along with this fantasy, or should I just stick to the real game and post the real T9 position? Advice wanted, especially from readers with appropriate clinical qualifications. I just want ot do the best by Carnage, and Mrs C of course who is just as much of a victim of his illness as he is.

[krupp_88mm]

Hopefully one of the American readers of this AAR will know what to do.

Is he having mood swings? I just take my divalproex klonopin and wellbutrin xl when i start thinking crazy thoughts, although i havent been staying on a consistent dosage my pych is mad at me, but sometimes i just DUUWN WANNA TAKE IT!!!!

[sillyflower]

I assume you are from north america given these drug names. They are all different in the UK. All I know about C's state of mind is what he posts.

He might well enjoy a visit from Nurse Rached though.

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THE DESTRUCTION OF PZG 3 IS COMPLETE

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And the real turn 9 - not to be confused witth von Carnage's fantasy above



The Kaunas bulge looks a bit vulnerable to a Hitlerite pincer move. On the other hand, it has been there all game and the shoulders are very strong so it should be OK and no big deal if von Carnage tries it.

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Rumania has now joined the forces of light,truth and Socialism. The Hitlerite 11th army will now have to do the same or die. Nothing else spectacular going on albeit there is fierce local fighting across much of the front.

Von C is doubtless pondering his next move. Doubtless he will squander his remaining on more useless posters which the illiterate downtrodden workers in his armies will be unable to read, though they will marvel at the trappings of wealth and the optimistic and confident bearing displayed by the Soviet soldiers he depicts

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Not even Michael T could get the Hitlerites out of this hole, but I've spoken to von C's doctor who says I should humour his fantasy version of this game, as it might help his recovery. I shall try to remember to post another shot when he sends it to me,

There will be a slight delay as he tells me he's on a trip 'out of town'. We all know what that is a euphemism for, don't we Gentle Reader? Let's hope Krupp 88's regime works for him.

[krupp_88mm]

ORIGINAL: sillyflower
We all know what that is a euphemism for, don't we Gentle Reader? Let's hope Krupp 88's regime works for him.

Thats not good, i went on a trip last night havent been to sleep for 36 hours now i didnt take any meds, i was rocking out to Cavalleria all night long preparing my website for SOPA blackout and on a binge of french Brie cheese and mint black tea brewed with three bags per cup and extra sugar. It was alot of fun, but i was so tired just now i collapsed, but then I woke up an hour later in a panic and checked the updates on the matrix AAR's i felt i was missing important stuff, and sure enough you reminded me to take my meds, so i figure since i missed yesterday i better double up on the dosage tonight.

P.S. have you ever put sugar in your tea then put the bag away then forgot whether or not you actually put the sugar in or not? What would you do in a situation like that considering the tea is still too hot to tell.. I already know what I did

P.S.S. OMG, i just made warm toast, youll never believe what happened, i put cold brie cheese on the warm toast, i made triple black mint tea with double sugar. then i dipped the toast and brie cheese into the black MINT tea... heaven

P.S.S.S Does anyone know if there are any Tea shops, like coffee shops but with tea instead, where you can have tea in public with other people? I want to start a Tea / hookah / book / internet / Classic Music / snacks N comfy couches emporium. If anyone else wants to start such a place of refuge let me know i got some money to spend if you'll partner with me, unless there already exists such an establishment in which case i want to go there now!

[Ketza]

Krupp.... wtfman

[:D]

[sillyflower]

ORIGINAL: Ketza

Krupp.... wtfman

+1

Sometimes no other response is possible

[krupp_88mm]

ORIGINAL: Ketza

Krupp.... wtfman

[:D]

Sometimes no other response is possible

+1

Sometimes no other response is possible

[Flaviusx]

Krupp's just getting in touch with his inner Pinkie Pie.

[krupp_88mm]

ORIGINAL: Flaviusx

Krupp's just getting in touch with his inner Pinkie Pie.

[sillyflower]

Sadly von Carnage is not in touch with his inner pinkie-pie, whatever that is anyway. He is in a different gameworld from me but I thought I would post what he probably genuinely thinks he is doing.

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south -again at end oh 'his' turn

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and I have decided to humour him by producing some pretend statistics