So, One Day...

[LST Express]

stick his head in a bucket of wet cement and......

[Cap Mandrake]

check his GPS coordinates before he goes to flirt with the blue-haired ladies at the......

[YankeeAirRat]

...Uncle Guidio's "We breakem knee" Casino, all of whom were busy playing...

[LST Express]

strip poker with Lord Louis Justin Bieber and his now missing...

[YankeeAirRat]

...Domino set for which he was hoping to challenge the Elbonia Big Muddy super computer system in a champion game of....

[Canoerebel]

...WitP: Admiral's Edition.  But the poor lad had been trained by Nemo, got his OODA and Macro Game confused with this Loncharian Principles and Gugliat Splitting Pargraphany, and ended up losing Los Angeles on the third turn of the game. 
 
"Crud," the quivering mass of gelatinous confusion expostulated, "I've been hoisted on my own....

[Cap Mandrake]

...Stringbag carrier arrest hook. Even worse, his public humilitiation was now complete as he had started an AAR that boasted a pretentious title and was already 32 pages long on day 3. With no way to save face, he had the Italian Coast Guard send an email indicating that he had.......

[nashvillen]

...indeed abandoned his AAR before everyone could leave it...

[Cap Mandrake]

[:D]

[tc464]

...and couldn't return to it because it was dark out and he couldn't see anything....

[LST Express]

but those big ol raccoon eyes staring back at him from out by the .......

[vettim89]

Jacuzzi. The first raccoon takes a sip of his mojito and says to the second raccoon, "Odd, how did a defrocked Italinian Cruise Ship Captain end up here in Nantucket. Perhaps he arrived by ...."

[Cap Mandrake]

...the Love Boat, the rights to which had recently been purchased by Larry Flint whose plans included....

[Chickenboy]

Renaming the ship to the "**** me **** me Boat". The cruise line owners were unamused, saying to Mr. Flint..."

[Onime No Kyo]

...you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Which is a great metaphor for...

[Cap Mandrake]

...the life of the man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket...

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

...the life of the man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket...

[8|]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

...the life of the man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket...

[8|]

It's a variation on the form.


There once was a man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket
they both liked Pad Thai
and to get really high
so they booked a nice junket to Phuket

[Cap Mandrake]

Oh, OK..<kicks ground>

...you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Which is a great metaphor for...

the Green Bay Packers defense which.....

[LST Express]

is like the ball and chain......