ORIGINAL: Alfred
But what if he is a Trojan Horse inserted by Frau Braun.
Alfred
<looks furtively from side to side>
The Frau Braun reference reminds me of a Schwarzenegger joke:
Ahnold is sitting at a bar having a lager.
Bartender: Governor. I was sorry to hear about the marriage thing.
Ahnold: Ach, it is for ze better. Maria, always wis ze ve-ge-ta-bles..... and ze Kennedys. Teddy zis, Teddy zat. I vas tired of it. I told here ve live in Cu-lee-for-neeyah. Forget Teddy.
Bartender: Yes, but what about how it happened? Wasn't that tough?
Ahnold: Ah, ya, let me tell you. Zat vas Marias fault too. Ze maid ask for a raise, zo I go to Maria who vas ze woman of ze house and I zay, "Maria, ze maid is asking for a raise." But it is zat time of ze month and Maria vas very angry and she zay, "**** ZE MAID!"