1000 posts help-12yr anniversary

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

Someone, anyone, please help. A monster, warspite1, is loose on my, MY, threads.

Warspite1

Your threads? I was simply trying to help you achieve your 1,000 target as quickly as possible. But if you don't want my help well all you had to do was say. I won't say another word.

[warspite1]

Not another post shall spring forth from my keyboard

[warspite1]

I shall not darken this forum anymore

[warspite1]

My keyboard will fall silent

[warspite1]

Okay Im bored with that now

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

Warspite1
I have two books on the go at the moment - Frank's Guadalcanal and Ambrose's
Peanut Brittle - The Definitive Account.

LOL, biggest laugh I've had all day--Frank's Guadalcanal indeed. PULEASE.

Hope you enjoy Ambrose's bible on Peanut Brittle. What is your favorite part of the book?

Warspite1

You know? For a cynical old German corporal, your not bad yourself Steiner.

You know? For a cynical old German corporal, your not bad yourself Steiner.

LOVE FEST, LOVE FEST.
[/quote] Warspite1

Speaking of which, how is Mrs Steiner? I politely enquired as to her good health last night and she rather rudely ignored me. [&:]

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Mrs. Steiner does not much like you at the moment. She is under the impression that I am engaged in a dual of wits(ONE SIDED) and that YOU are giving me a headache. But she is as plump and lovely as ever.

[/quote] Warspite1

[:)] Plump? Surely you mean shapely? or Comely? - I don't care what you say, you can't beat curvaceousness (which I can't spell) on a lady; just like Mrs Warspite in fact

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

My keyboard will fall silent

Jeez, I hoped you would actually...wait...you are sooo helpful. Keep up the fine work. Maybe someday you can be on my level, wit wise.

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1




LOL, biggest laugh I've had all day--Frank's Guadalcanal indeed. PULEASE.

Hope you enjoy Ambrose's bible on Peanut Brittle. What is your favorite part of the book?

Warspite1

You know? For a cynical old German corporal, your not bad yourself Steiner.

You know? For a cynical old German corporal, your not bad yourself Steiner.

LOVE FEST, LOVE FEST.

Warspite1

Speaking of which, how is Mrs Steiner? I politely enquired as to her good health last night and she rather rudely ignored me. [&:]

[/quote]

Mrs. Steiner does not much like you at the moment. She is under the impression that I am engaged in a dual of wits(ONE SIDED) and that YOU are giving me a headache. But she is as plump and lovely as ever.

[/quote] Warspite1

[:)] Plump? Surely you mean shapely? or Comely? - I don't care what you say, you can't beat curvaceousness (which I can't spell) on a lady; just like Mrs Warspite in fact
[/quote]

Mrs. Steiner most likely does NOT look like what you all might imagine. She is not German. Mrs. Steiner is black, 5'10 and lovely. She does the straight arm salute when she wants to annoy me, as she understand my hatred of officers and politicians.

[SLAAKMAN]

The Mighty Slaakman is here to boost morale & provide artillery & logistical support. Now observe the glory of my heavy gunfire;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNaBn04BT10

(No doubt Parruski will need to provide many commentaries.)

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

The Mighty Slaakman is here to boost morale & provide artillery & logistical support. Now observe the glory of my heavy gunfire;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNaBn04BT10

(No doubt Parruski will need to provide many commentaries.)

I would like to nominate The Mighty SLAAKMAN, our resident media guru, for a Nobel Scientific Prize for artificially causing a man's eyes to remain wide open for over three minutes, without the need to blink.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

The Mighty Slaakman is here to boost morale & provide artillery & logistical support. Now observe the glory of my heavy gunfire;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNaBn04BT10

(No doubt Parruski will need to provide many commentaries.)

Warspite1

Well that was rubbish - the content is unavailable in the UK. Therefore I can only guess what Slaakman was trying to show. What a tease.....

[Orm]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

The Mighty Slaakman is here to boost morale & provide artillery & logistical support. Now observe the glory of my heavy gunfire;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNaBn04BT10

(No doubt Parruski will need to provide many commentaries.)

Warspite1

Well that was rubbish - the content is unavailable in the UK. Therefore I can only guess what Slaakman was trying to show. What a tease.....

Indeed!

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

The Mighty Slaakman is here to boost morale & provide artillery & logistical support. Now observe the glory of my heavy gunfire;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNaBn04BT10

(No doubt Parruski will need to provide many commentaries.)

Warspite1

Well that was rubbish - the content is unavailable in the UK. Therefore I can only guess what Slaakman was trying to show. What a tease.....

Indeed!

Warspite1

Sweden too? My guess, Slaakman being Slaakman, is that it was either a video showing two scantily clad hotties playing World In Flames, or perhaps two scantily clad young hotties rolling around in Peanut Brittle.

[Orm]

I had no idea that there was a movie named after Steiner. It is supposed to be a sequel to The Iron Cross. Anyone seen it? After reading about the movie it seems, unfortunately, like a really bad movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078320/
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7ZA0_pq ... re=related

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

My keyboard will fall silent

Jeez, I hoped you would actually...wait...you are sooo helpful. Keep up the fine work. Maybe someday you can be on my level, wit wise.

Warspite1

I can only aspire to such greatness - I will however continue to live the dream.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski


Warspite1

You know? For a cynical old German corporal, your not bad yourself Steiner.

You know? For a cynical old German corporal, your not bad yourself Steiner.

LOVE FEST, LOVE FEST.

Warspite1

Speaking of which, how is Mrs Steiner? I politely enquired as to her good health last night and she rather rudely ignored me. [&:]

Mrs. Steiner does not much like you at the moment. She is under the impression that I am engaged in a dual of wits(ONE SIDED) and that YOU are giving me a headache. But she is as plump and lovely as ever.

[/quote] Warspite1

[:)] Plump? Surely you mean shapely? or Comely? - I don't care what you say, you can't beat curvaceousness (which I can't spell) on a lady; just like Mrs Warspite in fact
[/quote]

Mrs. Steiner most likely does NOT look like what you all might imagine. She is not German. Mrs. Steiner is black, 5'10 and lovely. She does the straight arm salute when she wants to annoy me, as she understand my hatred of officers and politicians.

[/quote] Warspite1

She does the straight arm salute when she wants to annoy me

Doesn't that get a little embarrassing from time to time - like when you are walking around the shopping mall, visiting your parents or when you are in a synagogue?

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1


Warspite1

Well that was rubbish - the content is unavailable in the UK. Therefore I can only guess what Slaakman was trying to show. What a tease.....

Indeed!

Warspite1

Sweden too? My guess, Slaakman being Slaakman, is that it was either a video showing two scantily clad hotties playing World In Flames, or perhaps two scantily clad young hotties rolling around in Peanut Brittle.

warspite1 you are a brilliant fellow. Slaakman's video showed several drop dead babes clad in Peanut Brittle bikini's playing World in Flames. Part of the video also showed the hotties taking rides in Panther tanks. I got no sleep after watching that dream video.

Orm I am sorry you also missed this great film.

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

Warspite1
I have two books on the go at the moment - Frank's Guadalcanal and Ambrose's
Peanut Brittle - The Definitive Account.

LOL, biggest laugh I've had all day--Frank's Guadalcanal indeed. PULEASE.

Hope you enjoy Ambrose's bible on Peanut Brittle. What is your favorite part of the book?

Warspite1

You know? For a cynical old German corporal, your not bad yourself Steiner.

You know? For a cynical old German corporal, your not bad yourself Steiner.

LOVE FEST, LOVE FEST.
[/quote] Warspite1

Speaking of which, how is Mrs Steiner? I politely enquired as to her good health last night and she rather rudely ignored me. [&:]

[/quote]

Mrs. Steiner does not much like you at the moment. She is under the impression that I am engaged in a dual of wits(ONE SIDED) and that YOU are giving me a headache. But she is as plump and lovely as ever.

[/quote] Warspite1

[:)] Plump? Surely you mean shapely? or Comely? - I don't care what you say, you can't beat curvaceousness (which I can't spell) on a lady; just like Mrs Warspite in fact
[/quote]

Mrs. Steiner most likely does NOT look like what you all might imagine. She is not German. Mrs. Steiner is black, 5'10 and lovely. She does the straight arm salute when she wants to annoy me, as she understand my hatred of officers and politicians.

[/quote] Warspite1

She does the straight arm salute when she wants to annoy me

Doesn't that get a little embarrassing from time to time - like when you are walking around the shopping mall, visiting your parents or when you are in a synagogue?
[/quote]

Well, it's more uncomfortable. But since I am quiet white and Mrs. Steiner is definitely black, we get more attention for our colour differences than anything else. However, the salute does cause fainting at times.

[warspite1]

Warspite1

I'm looking forward to the Liverpool vs Manchester United 4th Round FA Cup tie this afternoon. Should be a real humdinger; well unless of course its a repeat of the 1996 FA Cup Final between the two Northwest rivals, in which case I will probably fall asleep.......[>:][>:]

[warspite1]

..and speaking of sporting events: Unlucky Andy Murray - super effort but not quite. Keep going Andy, you will win a Slam one day.