So, One Day...

[LST Express]

Sherman tank that swerved to miss them, thinking they were drunk fly boys in hot pursuit......

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: LST Express

Sherman tank that swerved to miss them, thinking they were drunk fly boys in hot pursuit......

...of the last liberty transport aircraft to the big town. Meanwhile, the Sherman tank crushed two cars-one of which was carrying a box full of...

[perkinh]

chocolates for Admiral Halsey's wife."Oh know", cried the Sgt in charge of the tank ,this will be my......

[crsutton]

last chance to see Lettie Halsey naked, and wear the admiral's dress blues while I.....

[BrucePowers]

set the chocolates on her bed side table before going to the......

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

set the chocolates on her bed side table before going to the......

...local delicatessen for some pastrami on rye. "On the other hand", thought the Sergeant, "I'd heard that Lettie doesn't eat pastrami, her preferred meat is"...

[perkinh]

...Pork chops, not too well done, with an apple glaze. Now where am i going to find a.....

[BrucePowers]

a good butcher shop? The pork chops can't be too thin. I need to go to....

[Canoerebel]

...town by driving down Booger Hollow Road, where I might find some road kill.

"You know," the grizzled sergeant puzzled, "flattened possum tastes like chicken, which tastes like pork, which will stand me in good stead with Miss Lettie.  I seem to recall that the last time she got ahold of some possum garnishes with poke salad, she threw caution to the wind and danced a spry jig on top of..." 

[BrucePowers]

the desk in the library. She was tapping her feet so hard, a book fell off the middle shelf. It was a book on....

[Ambassador]

... Eskimo poetry...

[BrucePowers]

It was written in Aleut. So a call went out to Northern Pacific command for a language specialist who by chance was.....

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

It was written in Aleut. So a call went out to Northern Pacific command for a language specialist who by chance was.....

...not only an Aleut language specialist, but could play a virtuoso piccolo with his left nostril. He was able to accomplish this amazing feat due to an unfortunate...

[BrucePowers]

slip of the scalple during a nose job reconstruction which was occasioned by....

[Canoerebel]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers
slip of the scalple during a nose job reconstruction which was occasioned by....

...that crazy night in Tuscon when Phyllis Diller asked him to be her love slave, which prompted a snort so energetic that he actually inhaled a lotus flower from a well-coiffed Candy Striper who was....

[BrucePowers]

caring for Phyllis Diller who was laid up with a broken ankle which happened when....

[Cap Mandrake]

during her very first ski trip, whilst appearing in a Christmas show put on by Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, the lift operators were so annoyed by her laugh that they...

[Knavey]

Double post.

[Knavey]

tossed her face first from the lift meaning to rearrange her face but breaking her ankle instead. She...

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Knavey

tossed her face first from the lift meaning to rearrange her face but breaking her ankle instead. She...

...couldn't tell at first (nor could anyone else) that her face was undamaged in the fall. After all, it had been 'damaged' so many times before. Like the time when that absinthe-crazed stalker threw a sack of feral ferrets on her as she exited...