So, One Day...

[PeteG662]

Montezuma, but may allow him to.......

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Tallyman662

Montezuma, but may allow him to.......

...finally find the real killer. On a golf course. Of course, that's assuming that the glove fits. If it doesn't, you must...

[Cap Mandrake]

D'oh!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

some celeberity endorsements for "Cash Call" or "Viagra" once his heads shrinks....

[:-][:'(]

[Cap Mandrake]

have the club pro regrip your clubs before your 9 iron goes flying off onto the putting green, striking Admiral Draemel in the...

[LST Express]

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[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: LST Express

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Oh come on, we can take it. [:)]

[perkinh]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: LST Express

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Oh come on, we can take it. [:)]

...or leave it. It all depends on the last call, and if her boyfriend...

[jeffk3510]

wears white sunglasses, has a darker tan than her, and drives a truck that is oversized...he is considered a...

[LST Express]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

have the club pro regrip your clubs before your 9 iron goes flying off onto the putting green, striking Admiral Draemel in the...

nads and sending him in to a 9 iron induced coma, leaving his staff to wonder which unlucky one amongst them should give the Admiral mouth to......

[LST Express]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

wears white sunglasses, has a darker tan than her, and drives a truck that is oversized...he is considered a...

a bit of a lip smacking mouth to mouth expert and having pulled up in his oversized truck full of new Taylor made 9 irons, jumps out and attacks the Admirals coma problem with a gusto that is kinda of......

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: LST Express


a bit of a lip smacking mouth to mouth expert and having pulled up in his oversized truck full of new Taylor made 9 irons, jumps out and attacks the Admirals coma problem with a gusto that is kinda of......

reminiscent of the Albert Speer Memorial Monster Truck Rally, which, curiously, is just leaving Nantucket after a two week run and is due in Palembang to....

[crsutton]

have a lube job done on Gravedigger, not the monster truck silly, but the famous Gravedigger from Gasamata that....

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: crsutton

have a lube job done on Gravedigger, not the monster truck silly, but the famous Gravedigger from Gasamata that....

famously once burried 18 Wirraway pilots in one afternoon after......

[vettim89]

all died of Salmon Poisoning from eating canned oysters from M&M Enterprises. The base doctor was flumixed at how men died of Salmon Poisoning when they hadn't eaten salmon. Nonetheless....

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: vettim89

all died of Salmon Poisoning from eating canned oysters from M&M Enterprises. The base doctor was flumixed at how men died of Salmon Poisoning when they hadn't eaten salmon. Nonetheless....

...in spite of the fact that people aren't symptomatic or fatally infected with Nanophytes salmincola, that didn't stop the base doctor from making such an absurd diagnosis. "Codswallop", barked the Army veterinary meat inspector looking over the canned foods at the dock. "Any dunderhead could see that the culprit here was..."

[Cap Mandrake]

Argon 39 poisoning from.....

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Argon 39 poisoning from.....

...Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. The veterinarian scratched his head. "I must have remembered it wrong", he quipped. "Let's see: Eeny. Meeny. Miney....

[LST Express]

moe, catch one of them microscopic critters by the.....wait, they don't have toes, they gots......

[BrucePowers]

too many MDs in this story. Argon 39 poisoning indeed! Everyone knows it was a simple case of...