So, One Day...

[crsutton]

Montezuma's revenge. But not the one you are thinking of. Rather Llyod Montezuma the busboy, who upon taking umbrage at a minor slight was hocking massive luggies into their coffee after himself ingesting large quanties of .......

[PeteG662]

kopi luwak and finding that the civit brand generates a lot of excess......

[Cap Mandrake]

methane, which led to a catastrophic accident in the Gasmata Officer's Club when Flight Officer Thisthlethwaite, upon a dare, decided to demonstrate his membership in the Order of the Blue Flame right in the Officer's Club by.....

[Kwik E Mart]

igniting his flatulence. The ensuing burns were treated with consultation from Richard Gere. It is rumored that this very act will be attempted at this year's superbowl half time show by none other than...

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

igniting his flatulence. The ensuing burns were treated with consultation from Richard Gere. It is rumored that this very act will be attempted at this year's superbowl half time show by none other than...

...Milli Vanilli. However, they will merely be butt stunt doubles for the ignition. Their 'cheek syncing' will be performed simultaneously with the baritone flatulent sounds of...

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

...Milli Vanilli. However, they will merely be butt stunt doubles for the ignition. Their 'cheek syncing' will be performed simultaneously with the baritone flatulent sounds of...

...Paris Hilton. She learned to make the sounds while filming a burger commercial ad and sliding along the hood of a sudsy car. She found the sounds helped her concentrate on studying for her GED, which stands for...

[crsutton]

Google Enhanced Degree. Where she majored in library science and helped invent a card catalog system for Wikipedia. "It is a work in progress" she said but...

[LST Express]

Bob Hope seems to be excited about my ability to.....

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: LST Express

Bob Hope seems to be excited about my ability to.....

...hook. A ball. On a fairway. In golf." She clarified. Of course, the reporter she was speaking to hardly noted her comments, as he was too busy staring at...

[vettim89]

the beaver. No, not "that" beaver, but a North American Beaver who had built a dam in the course's water hazard. It makes the reporter think of Desron 23, the Little Beavers, who once......

[Canoerebel]

"....her forehead, where a faint but not-quite-fully-oncealed-by-heavy-makeup scar suggested that she might have once gone under a scalpel for...."

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

"....her forehead, where a faint but not-quite-fully-oncealed-by-heavy-makeup scar suggested that she might have once gone under a scalpel for...."

[:'(][:-]

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: vettim89

the beaver. No, not "that" beaver, but a North American Beaver who had built a dam in the course's water hazard. It makes the reporter think of Desron 23, the Little Beavers, who once......

were on shore leave in San Pedro where Arleigh Burke met Capt Mandrake who exclaimed...

[Canoerebel]

Wait...have we somehow branched out into parallel story lines.  I'm so confused!
 
"Kayak Johnnie"  [:D]*
 
*My screen name now has a screen name! 

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: vettim89

the beaver. No, not "that" beaver, but a North American Beaver who had built a dam in the course's water hazard. It makes the reporter think of Desron 23, the Little Beavers, who once......

were on shore leave in San Pedro where Arleigh Burke met Capt Mandrake who exclaimed...

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after a question from Cpt. Burke about enhanced interrogation techniques used by the Japs, "ah, oh, no... well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras...."

[Canoerebel]

This was the occasion in which Major Mandrake, the stepson of a United States senator, was brainwashed by his Japanese captors and then freed to return to America in a subversive role as the Mandrakian Candidate.  His role was to enable his wicked stepfather to take the presidency, but his plan was thwarted when.....

[Cap Mandrake]

a seriously buff Angela Lansbury confronted Mr. Sinatra on the way back to his trailer, accusing him of stealing her DHEA supplement. Mr. Sinatra, true to form, told her to go.....

[Zorch]

to General Buck Turgidson, head of the US Air Force and Tanning Salon, and ask him to send the recall code to Major Kong's B-29, in the skies over Tokyo, loaded with...

[LST Express]

raffle tickets for the big soiree at Henderson field in honor of.....

[Cap Mandrake]

Pappy Boyington and his mother, Mammy Boyington, who, together caused quite a stir at the soiree by....