So, One Day...

[Onime No Kyo]

...were understandably put off by the tropical coconuts. The ladies, however....

[LST Express]

broke in to singing "Pumped up kicks" by Foster the People and dancing the.....

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: LST Express

broke in to singing "Pumped up kicks" by Foster the People and dancing the.....

...funky chicken-a dance that involves putting your right leg forward, flapping your...

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

...funky chicken-a dance that involves putting your right leg forward, flapping your...

...ummm....well....you know that part on women that can be...well...hell...it rhymes with Sulva, OK? Sulva, unlike the much more famous Suva is a small atoll in the Santa Cruz Is. famous for...

[LST Express]

salsa dancing, bingo and cock fighting, especially.....

[Cap Mandrake]

the line of Rhode Island Red bred by the Jesuits of Alamagordo who are know for their...

[crsutton]

were reminded of the fact that there were not just coconuts gently swinging in the breeze that day. The heady atmosphere up there reminded Edgar of the time in Algiers where he and the fat man from "Casablanca" got all jiggy with...


I don't know where I am or where I am going with this one...You will just have to run with it.[8|]

[rms1pa]

Ida Lupino.

rms/pa

[Cap Mandrake]

...and then played Ding Dong Ditch on the German embassy. He chuckled quietly at the memory of the Gestapo operative leaning out the 2nd floor window shouting, "I'll get you guys! I really will!" as they ran down the narrow alleys of Casablanca. Ahh, good times, good times......

[LST Express]

waking with blurry vision and a nasty lump on his head, he sat up and noticed a large coconut next to him and wondered.......

[Cap Mandrake]

to himself, "could this be a dream sequence"? "Let's see, cheesecloth shot, cellos in background..wait...what's that...musical saw...well does it..definitely a dream sequence..whew..thank God because that threesome thing in Casablanca was really creeping me out". Suddenly there intruded a chorus of screeching violin 1/8th notes! "Oh crap!" He turned to his left and there was a very angry looking Ida Lupino holding a large coconut above his head as if to....

[zuluhour]

compare it to the breasts of the maiden seated at the...

[Cap Mandrake]

bow of an outrigger canoe which had just approached the beach. Seated behind her were....

[Chickenboy]

...three adolescent saltwater crocodiles, one of which had its mouth agape. A ticking sound could be heard from the orifice suggesting...

[vettim89]

Captain Hook was about. No, not "that" Captain Hook, but Captain Thomas Hook. He was actually the great gradson of General Joseph Hooker having changed his last name because of the negative conotation. Captain Hook was the master of SS Yosarian, a steamship owned by M&M ENterprises under Liberian flag that was used to haul ....

[Chickenboy]

coral powder for bomb stuffing, abysinthe, cinnamon and pork chimichangas for Northern Australian airfield workers. It's most interesting cargo, however, was...

[perkinh]

Scripts! For future Telemundo episodes of course. The locals would often stage a production for testing. The biggest problem though, was the inability to ....

[crsutton]

keep their wives from luring the cameramen into the lagoon, where they proceeded to...

[YankeeAirRat]

...put the rum in the coconut and drink it on down...

[LST Express]

shots rang out, screams were heard, people came running out of the lagoon in every direction as John Wayne rode out on his faithful steed Dudley Bob and said in his best cowboy drawl, "Boys, what the hell am I doing in.........