Do you have the time?

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Crystal Clear. Nice girl.

Is she a relative to you? Could you take time to introduce her to wargamming?

She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]

[warspite1]

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Crystal Clear. Nice girl.

Is she a relative to you? Could you take time to introduce her to wargamming?

She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]

Warspite1

Ms Clear sounds like a bit of a noob - Mrs Warspite1 (aka Norma Stitz) is a regular Fire In The East / Scorched Earth devotee. I can, hand on heart state, she has never lost a game as either German or Soviet; not one.

[Orm]

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Is she a relative to you? Could you take time to introduce her to wargamming?

She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]

Warspite1

Ms Clear sounds like a bit of a noob - Mrs Warspite1 (aka Norma Stitz) is a regular Fire In The East / Scorched Earth devotee. I can, hand on heart state, she has never lost a game as either German or Soviet; not one.

Has she won a game as either German or Soviet?

[warspite1]

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She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]

Warspite1

Ms Clear sounds like a bit of a noob - Mrs Warspite1 (aka Norma Stitz) is a regular Fire In The East / Scorched Earth devotee. I can, hand on heart state, she has never lost a game as either German or Soviet; not one.

Has she won a game as either German or Soviet?

Warspite1

Er...not exactly Orm [;)]

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She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]

Warspite1

Ms Clear sounds like a bit of a noob - Mrs Warspite1 (aka Norma Stitz) is a regular Fire In The East / Scorched Earth devotee. I can, hand on heart state, she has never lost a game as either German or Soviet; not one.

Has she won a game as either German or Soviet?

M'cCollegue, she wins everything.

[warspite1]

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Warspite1, the British National Sports Authority has listings for all Englandia, except for Uttoxeter, which will be showing the game live after it is broadcast, thanks to the JOHNPETERHATESMARJORIE foundation. That foundation gets nothing wrong. DAAAAMNNN!

As for SVEEEEDEN, well...if Orm has access to the Chinese Panda2 satellite signal he can watch the Super Bowl live through BPB TV 28, as long as he is using a short wave antenna to intercept The Conet Project signal relaying off BBC-390. IS THAT CLEAR?

Warspite1

Crystal.

Warspite1

I fancy putting some money on this at the local bookies - any tip or ideas on what the score will be?

Warspite1

Well Steiner? Time is marching on and I need to place a bet or two before the kick-off. Tips please?

[parusski]

Warspite1

Well Steiner? Time is marching on and I need to place a bet or two before the kick-off. Tips please?

Yeah, put all you have on the Ethiopian Skeletons because they should crawl right over the English Faeries.

[warspite1]

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Warspite1

Well Steiner? Time is marching on and I need to place a bet or two before the kick-off. Tips please?

Yeah, put all you have on the Ethiopian Skeletons because they should crawl right over the English Faeries.

Warspite1

?

I thought it was between the New York thingies and the New England wotsits?

[parusski]

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Warspite1

Well Steiner? Time is marching on and I need to place a bet or two before the kick-off. Tips please?

Yeah, put all you have on the Ethiopian Skeletons because they should crawl right over the English Faeries.

Warspite1

?

I thought it was between the New York thingies and the New England wotsits?

Oh, sorry. My needle was stuck on the famous record "Why Soccer Sucks", by S. Ambrose.

Put $100,000 on the New England Patriots. The game is fixed and the Pats will win.

[warspite1]

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Yeah, put all you have on the Ethiopian Skeletons because they should crawl right over the English Faeries.

Warspite1

?

I thought it was between the New York thingies and the New England wotsits?

Oh, sorry. My needle was stuck on the famous record "Why Soccer Sucks", by S. Ambrose.

Put $100,000 on the New England Patriots. The game is fixed and the Pats will win.

Warspite1

But that is all the money I have and more - I would need to mortgage the house, not to mention Mrs W, to fund such a bet. Are you sure this is a sure thing Steiner?

[parusski]

Warspite1

But that is all the money I have and more - I would need to mortgage the house, not to mention Mrs W, to fund such a bet. Are you sure this is a sure thing Steiner?

Trust me on this. Do I seem like the kinda guy who has a mean streak?? I am friends with the guy fixing the game, his name is Anthony S.

[warspite1]

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Warspite1

But that is all the money I have and more - I would need to mortgage the house, not to mention Mrs W, to fund such a bet. Are you sure this is a sure thing Steiner?

Trust me on this. Do I seem like the kinda guy who has a mean streak?? I am friends with the guy fixing the game, his name is Anthony S.

Warspite1

Okaaaay...... I'm on my way to the bookmakers now - £100,000 of the Queen's Pounds on the Pats you say? Thanks Steiner you're a pal. How much have you got on them btw?

Edit: I can't spell You're [8|]

[parusski]

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Warspite1

But that is all the money I have and more - I would need to mortgage the house, not to mention Mrs W, to fund such a bet. Are you sure this is a sure thing Steiner?

Trust me on this. Do I seem like the kinda guy who has a mean streak?? I am friends with the guy fixing the game, his name is Anthony S.

Warspite1

Okaaaay...... I'm on my way to the bookmakers now - £100,000 of the Queen's Pounds on the Pats you say? Thanks Steiner your a pal. How much have you got on them btw?

Oh, I never bet on a sure thing. Takes all the fun out of it.

[warspite1]

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Trust me on this. Do I seem like the kinda guy who has a mean streak?? I am friends with the guy fixing the game, his name is Anthony S.

Warspite1

Okaaaay...... I'm on my way to the bookmakers now - £100,000 of the Queen's Pounds on the Pats you say? Thanks Steiner your a pal. How much have you got on them btw?

Oh, I never bet on a sure thing. Takes all the fun out of it.

Warspite1

Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!! [8D]

[parusski]

Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!

Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.

[warspite1]

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Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!

Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.

Warspite1

When does the score come in - cos obviously I'm mot going to sit there and watch that rubbish - I'm too busy drawing up plans on how to spend the wonga.

[parusski]

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Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!

Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.

Warspite1

When does the score come in - cos obviously I'm mot going to sit there and watch that rubbish - I'm too busy drawing up plans on how to spend the wonga.

Fly to Newark, NJ and wait for it by the tree at the end of runway 17.

[warspite1]

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Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.

Warspite1

When does the score come in - cos obviously I'm mot going to sit there and watch that rubbish - I'm too busy drawing up plans on how to spend the wonga.

Fly to Newark, NJ and wait for it by the tree at the end of runway 17.

Warspite1

But I've placed the bet with Ladbrokes down the road??

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Warspite1

When does the score come in - cos obviously I'm mot going to sit there and watch that rubbish - I'm too busy drawing up plans on how to spend the wonga.

Fly to Newark, NJ and wait for it by the tree at the end of runway 17.

Warspite1

But I've placed the bet with Ladbrokes down the road??

\OOHHHH. That's not how it works. The bet could only be placed with Tony, Silvio or Little Paulie Walnuts at the Bada Bing.

[warspite1]

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Fly to Newark, NJ and wait for it by the tree at the end of runway 17.

Warspite1

But I've placed the bet with Ladbrokes down the road??

\OOHHHH. That's not how it works. The bet could only be placed with Tony, Silvio or Little Paulie Walnuts at the Bada Bing.

Warspite1

But I've given my money to the young lady at Ladbrokes? Where does Little Paulie Walnuts [&:] and the other gentlemen come in to it? I'm confused...and not a little concerned now [X(].