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[warspite1]

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Mrs Warspite1

Mr Steiner sir, can I asks you a question? Why are you 117 and your sister is yet to see 25?

Mrs. W's. Mrs. Steiner here. My dear Rolf said "Oh LORD" and fainted. I will not allow him to continue this crazy conversation. He may be a healthy 117 but he is STILL 117. Tell Mr. W that Steiner will be back when I allow it.

Mrs Warspite1

Okay Miss Crystal - may I call you Crystal? - very nice to have talked to you dear. I'll lets Mr W know. Ta-ra ducks - I've got to go anyway - Mr W wants me to bring a sack of coal in from the bunker.

[parusski]

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Mrs Warspite1

Mr Steiner sir, can I asks you a question? Why are you 117 and your sister is yet to see 25?

Mrs. W's. Mrs. Steiner here. My dear Rolf said "Oh LORD" and fainted. I will not allow him to continue this crazy conversation. He may be a healthy 117 but he is STILL 117. Tell Mr. W that Steiner will be back when I allow it.

Mrs Warspite1

Okay Miss Crystal - may I call you Crystal? - very nice to have talked to you dear. I'll lets Mr W know. Ta-ra ducks - I've got to go anyway - Mr W wants me to bring a sack of coal in from the bunker.

And that is really all you should be doing. It is a shame to see you struggle with such intellectual contretemps.

[warspite1]

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Mrs. W's. Mrs. Steiner here. My dear Rolf said "Oh LORD" and fainted. I will not allow him to continue this crazy conversation. He may be a healthy 117 but he is STILL 117. Tell Mr. W that Steiner will be back when I allow it.

Mrs Warspite1

Okay Miss Crystal - may I call you Crystal? - very nice to have talked to you dear. I'll lets Mr W know. Ta-ra ducks - I've got to go anyway - Mr W wants me to bring a sack of coal in from the bunker.

And that is really all you should be doing. It is a shame to see you struggle with such intellectual contretemps.

Warspite1

Steiner - just got back to the computer - what the hell have you been doing, filling Mrs W's head with all those big words like contretemps. She's had to go and lie down now as her head is spinning - I've had to send my youngest out to get the coal, and its snowing. It's a 30 minute walk to the bunker you know. Next time you want to talk to Mrs W, I would ask you to ask my permission first.

[parusski]

She said you gave her permission old man.

[warspite1]

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She said you gave her permission old man.

Warspite1

Well I'm sorry, she obviously lied to you. She's a wily old woman - probably why she's so good at Fire In The East, and Lubeing the car. I'll deal with her later; thanks to you and Orm for covering on the ladeeee in the pool. Phew that was close....

[parusski]

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She said you gave her permission old man.

Warspite1

Well I'm sorry, she obviously lied to you. She's a wily old woman - probably why she's so good at Fire In The East, and Lubeing the car. I'll deal with her later; thanks to you and Orm for covering on the ladeeee in the pool. Phew that was close....

Uh, who are u? Mr. or Mrs W.? I will never feel free to post, uh freely.

[warspite1]

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She said you gave her permission old man.

Warspite1

Well I'm sorry, she obviously lied to you. She's a wily old woman - probably why she's so good at Fire In The East, and Lubeing the car. I'll deal with her later; thanks to you and Orm for covering on the ladeeee in the pool. Phew that was close....

Uh, who are u? Mr. or Mrs W.? I will never feel free to post, uh freely.

Warspite1

Please look at name in top left hand corner of the post - that way you can be certain of who you are speaking to.

[warspite1]

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Warspite1

Well I'm sorry, she obviously lied to you. She's a wily old woman - probably why she's so good at Fire In The East, and Lubeing the car. I'll deal with her later; thanks to you and Orm for covering on the ladeeee in the pool. Phew that was close....

Uh, who are u? Mr. or Mrs W.? I will never feel free to post, uh freely.

Warspite1

Please look at name in top left hand corner of the post - that way you can be certain of who you are speaking to.

Warspite1

It's me!

[warspite1]

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Uh, who are u? Mr. or Mrs W.? I will never feel free to post, uh freely.

Warspite1

Please look at name in top left hand corner of the post - that way you can be certain of who you are speaking to.

Warspite1

It's me!

Mrs Warspite1

...and now its me Mr Steiner sir. Goodnight.

[parusski]

Mrs Warspite1

...and now its me Mr Steiner sir. Goodnight.

UHHUH. Tell me Mrs. Warspite1, what is Steiner's greatest attribute? I am sure Mr. W told you.

[warspite1]

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Mrs Warspite1

...and now its me Mr Steiner sir. Goodnight.

UHHUH. Tell me Mrs. Warspite1, what is Steiner's greatest attribute? I am sure Mr. W told you.

Mrs Warspite1

Er..greatest attribute? Well Mr Steiner sir, from what Mr W says, it seems that you have so many, picking one out is just too difficult for a simple girl like me. Personally, from what I've heard of you, I'd say its your...

Warspite1

Thank-you Norma, you can go now.

[parusski]

Thank-you Norma, you can go now.

I just love that hotel.

[warspite1]

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Thank-you Norma, you can go now.

I just love that hotel.

Warspite1

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[parusski]

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Thank-you Norma, you can go now.

I just love that hotel.

Warspite1

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Thank-you Norma, you can go now.

Oops, thought you wrote "...Norman, you can go now" from Psycho.

[warspite1]

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I just love that hotel.

Warspite1

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Thank-you Norma, you can go now.

Oops, thought you wrote "...Norman, you can go now" from Psycho.

Warspite1

No, see post 302 in the "Do You Have The Time" Thread.

[parusski]

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Warspite1

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Thank-you Norma, you can go now.

Oops, thought you wrote "...Norman, you can go now" from Psycho.

Warspite1

No, see post 302 in the "Do You Have The Time" Thread.

Oh, I see. You should remember post 1039 from "War in the East Widow Maker" thread to understand what I meant.

[warspite1]

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Oops, thought you wrote "...Norman, you can go now" from Psycho.

Warspite1

No, see post 302 in the "Do You Have The Time" Thread.

Oh, I see. You should remember post 1039 from "War in the East Widow Maker" thread to understand what I meant.

Warspite1

You don't expect me to fall for that do you??

One of the fun things is making the various threads inter connect. I had to completely change Mrs W's character for the this evening's posts, but she can revert to normal from tomorrow i.e. she's very much the boss.

[warspite1]

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Warspite1

No, see post 302 in the "Do You Have The Time" Thread.

Oh, I see. You should remember post 1039 from "War in the East Widow Maker" thread to understand what I meant.

Warspite1

You don't expect me to fall for that do you??

One of the fun things is making the various threads inter connect. I had to completely change Mrs W's character for the this evening's posts, but she can revert to normal from tomorrow i.e. she's very much the boss.

Mrs Warspite1

Damn right you little %^&*&

[parusski]

Mrs Warspite1

Damn right you little %^&*&

Okay Rob, it is time to put down the BPB. NOW.

[warspite1]

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Mrs Warspite1

Damn right you little %^&*&

Okay Rob, it is time to put down the BPB. NOW.

Warspite1

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now....