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Damn right you little %^&*&

Okay Rob, it is time to put down the BPB. NOW.
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now....

WE? How many are in that room with you? Are you sure everyone is okay? Why are you wearing that lime green shirt with those purple shorts Rob? And is that glass you are holding right now full of liquid yogurt?

Good thing you are no longer a psycho.
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Okay Rob, it is time to put down the BPB. NOW.
Warspite1

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now....

WE? How many are in that room with you? Are you sure everyone is okay? Why are you wearing that lime green shirt with those purple shorts Rob? And is that glass you are holding right now full of liquid yogurt?

Good thing you are no longer a psycho.
Warspite1

Well, we're a little tired now. We've had our meds so its time for some sleep. Ready Mrs W? Oh yes, I 'm ready Mr W.......

Goodnight Steiner.
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Warspite1

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now....

WE? How many are in that room with you? Are you sure everyone is okay? Why are you wearing that lime green shirt with those purple shorts Rob? And is that glass you are holding right now full of liquid yogurt?

Good thing you are no longer a psycho.
Warspite1

Well, we're a little tired now. We've had our meds so its time for some sleep. Ready Mrs W? Oh yes, I 'm ready Mr W.......

Goodnight Steiner.

Are you sure? I mean you seem to have no concern that someone may be watching you, with your cam no less. So the meds keep away those voices you just heard?
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WE? How many are in that room with you? Are you sure everyone is okay? Why are you wearing that lime green shirt with those purple shorts Rob? And is that glass you are holding right now full of liquid yogurt?

Good thing you are no longer a psycho.
Warspite1

Well, we're a little tired now. We've had our meds so its time for some sleep. Ready Mrs W? Oh yes, I 'm ready Mr W.......

Goodnight Steiner.

Are you sure? I mean you seem to have no concern that someone may be watching you, with your cam no less. So the meds keep away those voices you just heard?
Warspite1

Sorry Steiner me ol' China, but we don't understand the question [&:]
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It all sounds psychotic to me.
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It all sounds psychotic to me.

Yeah, certain threads have degenerated to some level of psychosis.
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BTW Steiner, what is your "greatest attribute" you tried to get Mrs W to answer?
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BTW Steiner, what is your "greatest attribute" you tried to get Mrs W to answer?

You would need Mrs. Steiner to answer that, and it would have to be PM...[:-][:D]
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BTW Steiner, what is your "greatest attribute" you tried to get Mrs W to answer?

You would need Mrs. Steiner to answer that, and it would have to be PM...[:-][:D]
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Oh err missus!! [X(]
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Back from the pilgrimage at last. That feels good. Here is my story.

My pilgrimage - part one.

Me dear friends explained to me that I was sick with an affliction called The Time. They also told me that the only known cure was The Tree called Brian. This made no sense to me but as I trust them both I decided to do as they said so therefore I begun my journey, pilgrimage, to The Tree. To explain my travelling I decided to say that I was travelling to see the Super Bowl. Not that clever of an excuse since no one would ever believe that an European would actually watch the Super Bowl. Warspite1 had informed me that the tree was seen in Sweden when Vasa sank as a result of hitting The Tree.

So my first step was to travel to Stockholm where Vasa is located. I entered the Vasa museum and asked the staff there if they know where The Tree, Brian, was located. They denied any knowledge of The Tree and claimed that The Tree had nothing to do at all with the sinking of Vasa. I suspect a plot but had nothing to go on.

Next step was to search for Brian, The Tree, around the area were Vasa sunk. I rented a small boat and explored the harbor where Vasa sank but found no tree at all. So I returned to shore and rented some diving equipment and begun to dive in the harbor. But, alas, there was almost no visibility at all in the muddy water. Cursing I returned to my small boat only to find out that the police had boarded the boat. I told the police my story and they said they would help me. But they thought that I looked tired so they helped me to a place where I could rest. Very kind of them. A nice small room and good food.

After I talked with the police several times they decided to help me on my pilgrimage so they arranged for me to meet an expert. For some reason the expert was not interested in Brian, The Tree, at all. He kept asking me about my childhood. Weird man. Anyway, after a while he said he could help me and we traveled to his palace. The expert must have been kind of rich because not only did he have a palace but it was well guarded. After resting there for a day I encountered a wise man. He actually talked with someone named God. Anyway. The wise man told me that there was no Tree in Sweden named Brian. The Tree named Brian was actually a bush that had been burned long time ago as a message from his master. He also informed me that there was a sacred tree located in Uppsala that had last been seen about 1000 years ago. Since Brian is just a pile of old ashes I decided to travel to Uppsala.

End of part one.
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Back from the pilgrimage at last. That feels good. Here is my story.

My pilgrimage - part one.

Me dear friends explained to me that I was sick with an affliction called The Time. They also told me that the only known cure was The Tree called Brian. This made no sense to me but as I trust them both I decided to do as they said so therefore I begun my journey, pilgrimage, to The Tree. To explain my travelling I decided to say that I was travelling to see the Super Bowl. Not that clever of an excuse since no one would ever believe that an European would actually watch the Super Bowl. Warspite1 had informed me that the tree was seen in Sweden when Vasa sank as a result of hitting The Tree.

So my first step was to travel to Stockholm where Vasa is located. I entered the Vasa museum and asked the staff there if they know where The Tree, Brian, was located. They denied any knowledge of The Tree and claimed that The Tree had nothing to do at all with the sinking of Vasa. I suspect a plot but had nothing to go on.

Next step was to search for Brian, The Tree, around the area were Vasa sunk. I rented a small boat and explored the harbor where Vasa sank but found no tree at all. So I returned to shore and rented some diving equipment and begun to dive in the harbor. But, alas, there was almost no visibility at all in the muddy water. Cursing I returned to my small boat only to find out that the police had boarded the boat. I told the police my story and they said they would help me. But they thought that I looked tired so they helped me to a place where I could rest. Very kind of them. A nice small room and good food.

After I talked with the police several times they decided to help me on my pilgrimage so they arranged for me to meet an expert. For some reason the expert was not interested in Brian, The Tree, at all. He kept asking me about my childhood. Weird man. Anyway, after a while he said he could help me and we traveled to his palace. The expert must have been kind of rich because not only did he have a palace but it was well guarded. After resting there for a day I encountered a wise man. He actually talked with someone named God. Anyway. The wise man told me that there was no Tree in Sweden named Brian. The Tree named Brian was actually a bush that had been burned long time ago as a message from his master. He also informed me that there was a sacred tree located in Uppsala that had last been seen about 1000 years ago. Since Brian is just a pile of old ashes I decided to travel to Uppsala.

End of part one.
Warspite1

Good point about the Superbowl - did sound a bit weird that you would weant to watch it [;)]

So Ambrose was lying? Brian was not responsible for the sinking of the Wasa?

I hope the next part of the story will shed light on who some of these weird individuals that you met are. Sounds a littly creepy Orm - are you okay?


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Back from the pilgrimage at last. That feels good. Here is my story.

My pilgrimage - part one.

Me dear friends explained to me that I was sick with an affliction called The Time. They also told me that the only known cure was The Tree called Brian. This made no sense to me but as I trust them both I decided to do as they said so therefore I begun my journey, pilgrimage, to The Tree. To explain my travelling I decided to say that I was travelling to see the Super Bowl. Not that clever of an excuse since no one would ever believe that an European would actually watch the Super Bowl. Warspite1 had informed me that the tree was seen in Sweden when Vasa sank as a result of hitting The Tree.

So my first step was to travel to Stockholm where Vasa is located. I entered the Vasa museum and asked the staff there if they know where The Tree, Brian, was located. They denied any knowledge of The Tree and claimed that The Tree had nothing to do at all with the sinking of Vasa. I suspect a plot but had nothing to go on.

Next step was to search for Brian, The Tree, around the area were Vasa sunk. I rented a small boat and explored the harbor where Vasa sank but found no tree at all. So I returned to shore and rented some diving equipment and begun to dive in the harbor. But, alas, there was almost no visibility at all in the muddy water. Cursing I returned to my small boat only to find out that the police had boarded the boat. I told the police my story and they said they would help me. But they thought that I looked tired so they helped me to a place where I could rest. Very kind of them. A nice small room and good food.

After I talked with the police several times they decided to help me on my pilgrimage so they arranged for me to meet an expert. For some reason the expert was not interested in Brian, The Tree, at all. He kept asking me about my childhood. Weird man. Anyway, after a while he said he could help me and we traveled to his palace. The expert must have been kind of rich because not only did he have a palace but it was well guarded. After resting there for a day I encountered a wise man. He actually talked with someone named God. Anyway. The wise man told me that there was no Tree in Sweden named Brian. The Tree named Brian was actually a bush that had been burned long time ago as a message from his master. He also informed me that there was a sacred tree located in Uppsala that had last been seen about 1000 years ago. Since Brian is just a pile of old ashes I decided to travel to Uppsala.

End of part one.
Warspite1

Good point about the Superbowl - did sound a bit weird that you would weant to watch it [;)]

So Ambrose was lying? Brian was not responsible for the sinking of the Wasa?

I hope the next part of the story will shed light on who some of these weird individuals that you met are. Sounds a littly creepy Orm - are you okay?


Good point about the Superbowl - did sound a bit weird that you would weant to watch it

So Ambrose was lying? Brian was not responsible for the sinking of the Wasa?

I hope the next part of the story will shed light on who some of these weird individuals that you met are. Sounds a littly creepy Orm - are you okay?

Warspite1, you realize our buddy Orm has been put in a mental institution, don't you.

ROAD TRIP. We need to get some M'cCollegues and make a road trip to free our friend.
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Back from the pilgrimage at last. That feels good. Here is my story.

My pilgrimage - part one.

Me dear friends explained to me that I was sick with an affliction called The Time. They also told me that the only known cure was The Tree called Brian. This made no sense to me but as I trust them both I decided to do as they said so therefore I begun my journey, pilgrimage, to The Tree. To explain my travelling I decided to say that I was travelling to see the Super Bowl. Not that clever of an excuse since no one would ever believe that an European would actually watch the Super Bowl. Warspite1 had informed me that the tree was seen in Sweden when Vasa sank as a result of hitting The Tree.

So my first step was to travel to Stockholm where Vasa is located. I entered the Vasa museum and asked the staff there if they know where The Tree, Brian, was located. They denied any knowledge of The Tree and claimed that The Tree had nothing to do at all with the sinking of Vasa. I suspect a plot but had nothing to go on.

Next step was to search for Brian, The Tree, around the area were Vasa sunk. I rented a small boat and explored the harbor where Vasa sank but found no tree at all. So I returned to shore and rented some diving equipment and begun to dive in the harbor. But, alas, there was almost no visibility at all in the muddy water. Cursing I returned to my small boat only to find out that the police had boarded the boat. I told the police my story and they said they would help me. But they thought that I looked tired so they helped me to a place where I could rest. Very kind of them. A nice small room and good food.

After I talked with the police several times they decided to help me on my pilgrimage so they arranged for me to meet an expert. For some reason the expert was not interested in Brian, The Tree, at all. He kept asking me about my childhood. Weird man. Anyway, after a while he said he could help me and we traveled to his palace. The expert must have been kind of rich because not only did he have a palace but it was well guarded. After resting there for a day I encountered a wise man. He actually talked with someone named God. Anyway. The wise man told me that there was no Tree in Sweden named Brian. The Tree named Brian was actually a bush that had been burned long time ago as a message from his master. He also informed me that there was a sacred tree located in Uppsala that had last been seen about 1000 years ago. Since Brian is just a pile of old ashes I decided to travel to Uppsala.

End of part one.
Warspite1

Good point about the Superbowl - did sound a bit weird that you would weant to watch it [;)]

So Ambrose was lying? Brian was not responsible for the sinking of the Wasa?

I hope the next part of the story will shed light on who some of these weird individuals that you met are. Sounds a littly creepy Orm - are you okay?


Good point about the Superbowl - did sound a bit weird that you would weant to watch it

So Ambrose was lying? Brian was not responsible for the sinking of the Wasa?

I hope the next part of the story will shed light on who some of these weird individuals that you met are. Sounds a littly creepy Orm - are you okay?

Warspite1, you realize our buddy Orm has been put in a mental institution, don't you.

ROAD TRIP. We need to get some M'cCollegues and make a road trip to free our friend.
Warspite1

Certainly sounds like it - How quickly can you get to Stockholm Steiner?
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Certainly sounds like it - How quickly can you get to Stockholm Steiner?

I am booking a flight on AirFrance, run by 2ndACR. I hope he can get me there, though his airlines slogan is "we will get you within walking distance", so there is a question as to how much TIME the trip may take.

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I am okey. No need for concern. I managed to complete my pilgrimage but I'll tell you the rest of the journey later on. Now I am just sitting in my room listening to Jeanny.


Such a nice, kind girl...
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Orm, are you sitting in your room or are you still in the palace with the strange man?
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Orm, are you sitting in your room or are you still in the palace with the strange man?
Weird question. I am, of course, in my own room.

Did you hear Jeanny yet?
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Orm, are you sitting in your room or are you still in the palace with the strange man?
Weird question. I am, of course, in my own room.

Did you hear Jeanny yet?

[:(][:(]

Uhh OOHH
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Orm, are you sitting in your room or are you still in the palace with the strange man?
Weird question. I am, of course, in my own room.

Did you hear Jeanny yet?
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Yes, will need a few more plays - as you say - interesting.....
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Orm, are you sitting in your room or are you still in the palace with the strange man?
Weird question. I am, of course, in my own room.

Did you hear Jeanny yet?
Warspite1

Yes, will need a few more plays - as you say - interesting.....
I added a version with lyrics in both German and English. Burr.
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