So, One Day...

[witpqs]

...a moive about Ghengas Kahn? When they offered me the part I thought "The Conqueror" was...

[crsutton]

what my wife used to refer to me after we had a few gin an tonics and felt a little frisky. But I digress. What I really wanted to know was....

[YankeeAirRat]

...Who was the man that shot Liberty Valance....

[witpqs]

...behind the curtain. Rod was accused, but proved that at the time he was...

[YankeeAirRat]

...in the study with the rope and Ms. Scarlett, they were playing a weird game of...

[Canoerebel]

...pin the tail on...

[jeffk3510]

...a pissed off midget who..

[Onime No Kyo]

...was not able to pass the Bar exam. Years later he would look back on the incident with...

[jeffk3510]

Regret...saying..this is re god damn diculous to his..

[YankeeAirRat]

...over tasked mind. How can he pass the bar exam, when mother-in-law just passed away after that house fell on her. Though he thought that girl and her dog was really nice maybe he should...

[LST Express]

have sung the lolly pop song with a little more enthusiasm and not leered so long at the good witch of the North as he skipped.....

[jeffk3510]

Down the Yellow Brick Road of Regret

[crsutton]

Wary of any flying monkees, as they had been known to consume massive quantities of prune juice and re-fried beans then fly overhead and drop....

(As a kid, I was terrified of those flying monkees. Who would put such hideous creatures in a children's movie?)

[Canoerebel]

...dead.
 
Observing the uncountable number of dead monkeys littering the plains, John Wayne was moved to say:  "Pilgrim, we used to think them things wuz pigeons.  We called 'em "passenger pigeons," but they wuz really flying-sack-'o-crap monkeys."
 
"I hated them things too," the Wizard intoned.  "I had nightmares about 'em.  Who would put scary-a$$ed monkeys in a durn kid's show?"
 
"W'all, the same idjits that put that hideous 'queen' in Alice and Wonderland and had her screech, 'Off with their heads!'," Wayne said, then added:  "And what about clowns?  I hate them things!  Why, last week I saw one that looked like Helen Hunt after a...."
 
 

[YankeeAirRat]

...horrible accident in a truck with that panty-waisted Colonial Marine name Hudson...

[Cap Mandrake]

....III(LR). Crazy ass name if you ask me. I guess the immigration officer misspelled it when he got off the boat from Sicily. I don't think he fancied his first name either. He asked to be called Hudson "The Bull" III(LR). I just called him "Little Crap". Man, that made him angry. I gave him two fingers of Wild Turkey and....

[crsutton]

then he refused to give me my fingers back resulting a half day visit to the emergency room where a sympathetic male nurse patched up the gap between my pinky and index finger by...

(Pretty sad. Now that Greyjoys AAR is on the slow bell this thread it the one I most frequently check..[X(])

[YankeeAirRat]

....wrapping them up with some neon pink duct tape and put some crazy glue between the stumps, he then said....

[BrucePowers]

This is the place you frequent most?! You need to...

[LST Express]

go get me some matches and when that doctor goes to sleep we'll stick a couple between his toes and........