So, One Day...

[YankeeAirRat]

...start a bonfire and dance naked around it while holding honey badgers close to our chests, singing "Disco Infereno"....

[witpqs]

..."Burn, baby, burn." Oops, I know the words to that, thought the writer. So he made a hasty exit and...

[bradfordkay]

... ran smack into Frau Braun who was coming to deliver...

[YankeeAirRat]

...the large imperial stouts and hot brats while she was sassying across the parking lot in her short skirt and low cut top, he turned and thought.....

[Canoerebel]

"....was she 'sassying' or 'sashaying'?" 
 
This conundrum insidiously worked on his mind, like a barnacle works on the hull of ship.  "I meant sashaying," he grumbled to himself.  "And yet, a woman in a short skirt and low cut top who was sashaying could be said to be sassying, but I'm not sure I'm allowed to make up my own words."
 
"That," interjected Nemo, "is a false premise.  I hold with what the Confederate private said when told that there was no such word as 'cooter' in Wesbster's Dictionary:  'I have as much right to make a dictionary as Mr. Webster.'"
 
So sassying it was.  And as the girl continued to sassy, she opened her purse and out popped...

[Zorch]

...a fortune cookie. When opened, the words 'You will disregard this thread' were read by...

[Treetop64]

...a group of perverted, horny old nerds who, apparently, haven't the slightest idea of what "disregard" means, and who have a propensity to...

[bradfordkay]

... drool over pixellated flesh, but then who...

[crsutton]

when overly excited, release their boundless energy by smearing lard all over their bodies and doing belly slides over hot coals while an excited gathering of middles aged groupies hurls their false teeth at them. One was overheard saying. "Its at times like this when I just feel like...

[perkinh]

...Jerry Lewis in his guise of a Nutty Professor.

"Too bad, crooned the alcoholic singer. That kid could have been somebody if he had the right partner., and boy am i glad to see that i am not the only ones that those damn monkeys scare spitless. You know who would have been good if they could have gotten the right partner"...

[Canoerebel]

"Yeah," crsutton replied.  "Richard Simmons.  He was really buff!  There was just something about him that I found scintillating, exotic, and personable."
 
"What they hey," BradfordKay exclaimed.  "He wasn't nearly as buff as Paul Lynde.  Why, I used to watch Hollywood Squares for hour after hour, completely mesmerized."
 
"I know what you mean," Cap Mandrake chimed in.  "I used to watch Ricardo Montalban strut in those car commercials...and he just oozed testosterone.  I bet he had some kind of chest hair!"
 
"Yes, I suppose so," sighed Chickenboy.  "But I think it was Robert Goulet who set the standard for masculiinity in a tender way.  One time, I had this dream in which I was falling in...."

[LST Express]

 slow motion off a high white faced cliff and Robert caught me in his arms and said pucker up buddy, this is your lucky.......

[YankeeAirRat]

...day! Here is my latest save of WiTP:AE, can you win it for me? I managed to achieve a 'Midway' in 1942 against the KB Star Destroyer and I didn't lose a single Allied carrier. I have been killing all sorts of surface ships with B-17's too. So here it is and....

[Cap Mandrake]

I found a code cheat to give Phoenix missiles to the P-43. Man, you can just imagine the surprise on the JFB when 32 Tojos are downed at 30 miles range ....

[zuluhour]

.. where there was actually 32 Tojos piloting 32 Tojos with Hirohito in a sikorsky with...

[Cap Mandrake]

Tokyo Rose in a French bustier, microskirt and fishnet stockings. Naturally, when this was discovered there was quite a bit of...

[Zorch]

consternation in the Playboy Club. Hugh Hefner called the President and demanded...

[pws1225]

... that he stop the odd pulsations in ...

[YankeeAirRat]

... the Playboy Club approved WiTP:AE "Your there physically" office chair with extra rumble pack (only USD$9.99 in 10^16 easy installments plus S&H)....

[zuluhour]

...buy now and get an autographed tank top from Axis Sally or Tokyo Rose with your purchase of one authenticated pair of shorts worn by any inmate at the.....