So, One Day...

[Zorch]

...'live free or die'. Unfortunately they soon discovered that this motto was already taken and they had to settle for...

[Cap Mandrake]

"Hasta la vista, Mexico!" This was incorporated into the first flag of the Republic which consisted of the motto, in script, on a background of a hand with an upraised middle finger. This design, though inspiring, was short lived as objectiosn was soon raised by...

[perkinh]

..The ACLU on grounds that it violated the rights of immagrants to the protection of the Republic, never mind that the Republic was not a part of the US. The good lawyers( oxymoron), decided they could still when the case based on...

[alaviner]

.....House Rule #47 which states....

[Cap Mandrake]

thou shalt not use massed Glen carrying subs to launch night attacks on the Alamo or....

[LST Express]

Fog Horn Leg horn will come look your butt up and make you pay.......

[YankeeAirRat]

... by listening to Tweety sing about being a little tweety bird and talking to Henry the Chickenhawk about .....

[crsutton]

shitting bricks. Which oddly enough is where the idea for Chicken McNuggets came from. However, this is not time for levity. Remember what LBJ said when he tried his first McNugget. He turned to Ladybird and stated...

[Cap Mandrake]

Hon, this here puts me to mind of the time you cooked me up them Rocky Mountain Oysters wrapped in jack ass entrails. We should invite that sss hole, Al Gore Sr. over to the White House, ply him with these and see it we can get him to sign the....

[LST Express]

The Declaration of Independence since it was his idea.....

[Cap Mandrake]

[:D]

[alaviner]

.... to push the red button which ....

[YankeeAirRat]

....caused a total collapse of the current reality and ultimately the dolphins said....

[LST Express]

some day we will win the Super Bowl again if hell......

[alaviner]

....thaws after the freeze and the moon turns...

[Zorch]

...into green cheese and Amelia Earhart is found...

[pws1225]

leaving Admiral's Halsey's quarters aboard the Enterprise. Having witnessed the indiscrete departure of Ms. Earhart, the Quartermaster exclaimed ...

[witpqs]

..."The Admiral brought his dog on board??" Then he went back to polishing...

[Chickenboy]

...his knob with vaseline. "I wonder why we use this icky stuff", he thought to himself, "when mineral oil works just as well?" Nonetheless, he returned to his maintenance work, oblivious to the fact that one deck level down from him...

[Cap Mandrake]

Werner von Braun was also polishing HIS rocket and making rocket blast-off sounds which were overheard by a passing CPO who stopped cold when he heard " drei, zwei, eins...".....