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Always remember, it's in an American's nature to fix something that's broken or at the very least improve it.
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Indeed so.

Back to the game, I have a major problem. I have managed to plug the computer in, but cannot get started on the programming; Steiner I need your password. Can you let me know ASAP. I promise I will not pass it on to anyone else.
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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ORIGINAL: nate25

Always remember, it's in an American's nature to fix something that's broken or at the very least improve it.
Warspite1

Indeed so.

Back to the game, I have a major problem. I have managed to plug the computer in, but cannot get started on the programming; Steiner I need your password. Can you let me know ASAP. I promise I will not pass it on to anyone else.

Weeeeeeeeeeeellll. Let's see. You NEVER mention Soccer again on certain threads and I will give the password.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
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ORIGINAL: nate25

Always remember, it's in an American's nature to fix something that's broken or at the very least improve it.
Warspite1

Indeed so.

Back to the game, I have a major problem. I have managed to plug the computer in, but cannot get started on the programming; Steiner I need your password. Can you let me
know ASAP. I promise I will not pass it on to anyone else.

Weeeeeeeeeeeellll. Let's see. You NEVER mention Soccer again on certain threads and I will give the password.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Warspite1

Er, it's okay, I don't need it now.....the computer seems to have started itself up on it's own. It's introduced itself too. Apparently it's got a name, its called HAL. Creepy...should I be scared at this point?
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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Warspite1

Indeed so.

Back to the game, I have a major problem. I have managed to plug the computer in, but cannot get started on the programming; Steiner I need your password. Can you let me
know ASAP. I promise I will not pass it on to anyone else.

Weeeeeeeeeeeellll. Let's see. You NEVER mention Soccer again on certain threads and I will give the password.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Warspite1

Er, it's okay, I don't need it now.....the computer seems to have started itself up on it's own. It's introduced itself too. Apparently it's got a name, its called HAL. Creepy...should I be scared at this point?

Yeah, you should be scared. Very scared. Hal is programmed to activate a countdown to a nuclear explosion if UNAUTHORIZED access is attempted.

YOU HAVE 10 minutes to decide holocaust or NO MORE SOCCER mentions on MY threads...
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
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6 minutes 44 seconds.

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
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Don't be alarmed if large black monolith appears in your garden overnight. It's simply Hal's way of letting his friends know where he is.
I have a subtle and cunning plan.
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Don't be alarmed if large black monolith appears in your garden overnight. It's simply Hal's way of letting his friends know where he is.

LOL. But my British pal is playing with little time left.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeellll. Let's see. You NEVER mention Soccer again on certain threads and I will give the password.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Warspite1

Er, it's okay, I don't need it now.....the computer seems to have started itself up on it's own. It's introduced itself too. Apparently it's got a name, its called HAL. Creepy...should I be scared at this point?

Yeah, you should be scared. Very scared. Hal is programmed to activate a countdown to a nuclear explosion if UNAUTHORIZED access is attempted.

YOU HAVE 10 minutes to decide holocaust or NO MORE SOCCER mentions on MY
threads...
Warspite1

I only mentioned football in an historical context. Oblitas, and Cubillas did play for Peru against Scotland in the 1978 World Cup. It was not a gratuitous reference.

Huddersfield Town won the 1st Division championship in 1924 by the narrowest margin
ever. They won on goal average from Cardiff City.

Now that is an example of a gratuitous statement, the inclusion of which is - quite naturally - reason to inflict nuclear holocaust upon the world, but not my original comment. Nest pas?
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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Now that is an example of a gratuitous statement, the inclusion of which is - quite naturally - reason to inflict nuclear holocaust upon the world, but not my original comment. Nest pas?

Yes, mentioning soccer in any way is all the reason I need.

I have enjoyed your company on the forum.

You have 4 minutes 13 seconds to reconsider,.
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Now that is an example of a gratuitous statement, the inclusion of which is - quite naturally - reason to inflict nuclear holocaust upon the world, but not my original comment. Nest pas?

Yes, mentioning soccer in any way is all the reason I need.

I have enjoyed your company on the forum.

You have 4 minutes 13 seconds to reconsider,.
Warspite1

I think we should take a vote on this, nate25, what say you?
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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Now that is an example of a gratuitous statement, the inclusion of which is - quite naturally - reason to inflict nuclear holocaust upon the world, but not my original comment. Nest pas?

Yes, mentioning soccer in any way is all the reason I need.

I have enjoyed your company on the forum.

You have 4 minutes 13 seconds to reconsider,.
Warspite1

I think we should take a vote on this, nate25, what say you?

3 minutes 22 seconds and you have a sudden spasm of democracy??
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ORIGINAL: nate25

Don't be alarmed if large black monolith appears in your garden overnight. It's simply Hal's way of letting his friends know where he is.
Warspite1

It won't stop talking to me. He's calling me Dave?? WTF??
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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Afraid I'm going side with my American pal on this one, my Midlands friend.
 
The mention of Faux-Football is, well. . . nauseating.
 
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Don't be alarmed if large black monolith appears in your garden overnight. It's simply Hal's way of letting his friends know where he is.
Warspite1

It won't stop talking to me. He's calling me Dave?? WTF??

2 minutes 41 seconds. He will call my name till the mushroom(cloud) appears.
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Afraid I'm going side with my American pal on this one, my Midlands friend.

The mention of Faux-Football is, well. . . nauseating.

[:D][;)]

It's going, going gone. That went beyond the fence. Slam, bam thank you nate25.
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Yes, mentioning soccer in any way is all the reason I need.

I have enjoyed your company on the forum.

You have 4 minutes 13 seconds to reconsider,.
Warspite1

I think we should take a vote on this, nate25, what say you?
3 minutes 22 seconds and you have a sudden spasm of democracy??
Warspite1

Ugh? I'm English, democracy is what we do....nate25 where are you, I need the voice of reason here. HAL has taken over Steiner's mind......[X(]
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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Ugh? I'm English, democracy is what we do....nate25 where are you, I need the voice of reason here. HAL has taken over Steiner's mind......

CONCEDE and survive. NOW.
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Afraid I'm going side with my American pal on this one, my Midlands friend.

The mention of Faux-Football is, well. . . nauseating.

[:D][;)]
Warspite1

Midlands!!!! [>:][:-][:(][&:]
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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Adapt and survive. It won't hurt. Much.
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Ugh? I'm English, democracy is what we do....nate25 where are you, I need the voice of reason here. HAL has taken over Steiner's mind......

CONCEDE and survive. NOW.
Mrs Warspite

Oh mr Steiner sir, how could you? Your a very naughty boy. Go to your room, and take nate25 with you......so to speak ahem.
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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