Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming

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Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming

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I'm on to you.

Your disguise as the Vietnamese business man Nguyen was brilliant, but you should have picked a different last name.

Everyone here knows Nguyen is Steiner in Vietnamese.

Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?
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ORIGINAL: nate25

I'm on to you.

Your disguise as the Vietnamese business man Nguyen was brilliant, but you should have picked a different last name.

Everyone here knows Nguyen is Steiner in Vietnamese.

Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?
Warspite1

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Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?


I need Lebensraum. And if I necessary, I will destroy all of Wyoming.

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

Any theories from you two geniuses as to why I am both Steiner and Parusski???
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My first thought is that you've named at least two of your personalities, Eve.
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I have a feeling I would be better off asking God.
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I have a feeling I would be better off asking God.

Ask God what? Am I going to destroy Buford, WY? Am I going to annex all of Wyoming? Do I have split personalities?

OR, what the heck are we even talking about??
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Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?
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Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?

Да, Я говорю по-русски.

Oh, and:

Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей
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ORIGINAL: parusski
Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?


I need Lebensraum. And if I necessary, I will destroy all of Wyoming.

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

Any theories from you two geniuses as to why I am both Steiner and Parusski???
Warspite1

Its an alias. When you went over to the US, trying desperately to leave behind your German past, you adopted the name Piers Algernon Russki (as you wanted to fit in with the local inhabitants).

Only in recent years have you come to embrace your past and are happy to be openly Steiner once more. Indeed the fact that you are now buying up parts of Wyoming and adopting your own version of Lebensraum, proves that you are now comfortable in your own skin.

Now Maitland, now's your time!

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Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?

Äà, ß ãîâîðþ ïî-ðóññêè.

Oh, and:

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Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?

Äà, ß ãîâîðþ ïî-ðóññêè. Translation: Hello my name is Steiner

Oh, and:

Ìî¸ ñóäíî íà âîçäóøíîé ïîäóøêå ïîëíî óãðåé Translation: Moe is a character in the Simpsons
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What the hell happened there?
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Steiner's the computer guy. He'll know.
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BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

The Mighty Slaakman knows exactly why;
Вы говорите России.

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ORIGINAL: nate25

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ORIGINAL: nate25

Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?

Äà, ß ãîâîðþ ïî-ðóññêè.

Oh, and:

Ìî¸ ñóäíî íà âîçäóøíîé ïîäóøêå ïîëíî óãðåé

How do I get Cyrillic on my machine?

You have to actually know Russian. Or you could navigate: control panel, region and language, select the format drop down menu and choose the language you want. Such as Russian, Georgian, Ukrainian...
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Oh crap...

I just did some bad things I dont understand...
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Oh crap...

I just did some bad things I dont understand...
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Have you been spelling out rude words again young natester?
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Wait one, over
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ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN
BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

The Mighty Slaakman knows exactly why;
Вы говорите России.

[:'(]
Вы говорите русски
OR
Вы говорите по-русски
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Ok now I think. I hope.

Steiner, this was all your fault.

Do NOT dangle shiny neat toys like that in front of the dumb old jock. [:@]
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dumb

At least you understand what you are...[:D]
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