OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US

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I guess we could do another invasion of France. It ain't that difficult anyways... [:'(]
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I guess we could do another invasion of France. It ain't that difficult anyways... [:'(]
Yep, always been a walk in the park.

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Now, I'm not American, but those Germans (and Dutch too) that travel north to Scandinavia seem to me to be obsessed with elks, wolfs and the nature in general. Though I guess those are overwhelmingly city-dwellers from the Ruhr and other places where industry and urbanisation are widespread. [:D]
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I one caught a giant "jedda" in Vättern, of course wearing a "flytwest" and seeing a lot of "troslander" [:D]
That's about all I know, because my language lessens were limited to fishing [;)]
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I guess we could do another invasion of France. It ain't that difficult anyways... [:'(]

Give it a few months to get prepared, take the usual northern route through Belgium, and we'll all be home before the leaves fall.

Now, now, where did I put those land xAPs... Ah here they are...



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I once had 5 minute discussion with a German woman in German, despite the fact that my German language skills were straight from "Commando Comics" of childhood.

Jawohl! Achtung! Genau! Keine ahnung!

It took a while for her to say in English: "You didn't understand a word what I said, did you?" [:D]
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Well, if the younger Motlke hadn't been that stupid and afraid, the war had indeed been over in winter...

But now we stand side by side in AFG, and hide at home in Libya while the FRENCH [X(] are at war.

Not so bad outcome, either [;)]
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We will invade France through the Ardennes *snickers* they will never expect that

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I once had 5 minute discussion with a German woman in German, despite the fact that my German language skills were straight from "Commando Comics" of childhood.

Jawohl! Achtung! Genau! Keine ahnung!

It took a while for her to say in English: "You didn't understand a word what I said, did you?" [:D]
You don't have to have no German language skills to be incapable of understanding German women... [;)]
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You don't have to have no German language skills to be incapable to understand German women... [;)]

SGDFG fgkjd DGZUI dfgfzu ?

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You don't have to have no German language skills to be incapable to understand German women... [;)]

SGDFG fgkjd DGZUI dfgfzu ?
Make me a sandwich! [:D]
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Cheers

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Mmmmmm yum yum om nom nom.

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Mmmmmm yum yum om nom nom.
Achtung!
Gutes Mädchen!

Jawohl!
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We will invade France through the Ardennes *snickers* they will never expect that

You've already done that in 1870, no?

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We will invade France through the Ardennes *snickers* they will never expect that

You've already done that in 1870, no?

Yes but you wont expect we are stupid enough to try to pull off that trick again [:D]

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Achtung!
Gutes Mädchen!

Jawohl!
SEHR WOHL MEIN HERR !!!
HIER !!! DAS SANDWICH !!!

ZACK ZACK !!!

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Yes but you wont expect we are stupid enough to try to pull off that trick again [:D]

You underestimate French arrogance...

And you're welcome to it... We're ready... this time... I think... maybe...

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Well, if you consider how often we "visit" you, there ain't so many choices for the best routes, either!
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And they say Germans don't have sense of humour...[:D]

And...Gräfin, that looks like damn good sandwich. Made me hungry, dammit!
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We will invade France through the Ardennes *snickers* they will never expect that
ORIGINAL: fcharton
You've already done that in 1870, no?

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Yes but you wont expect we are stupid enough to try to pull off that trick again [:D]

4th times the charm...

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