Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Stalker Girl made me watch Breakfast at Tiffanys last night.....and I liked it.[:o]

You're a doctor - you must know someone who gives testosterone injections? If not then maybe ChickenBoy can give you one meant for a horse. Come to think of it that might be what you need.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Stalker Girl made me watch Breakfast at Tiffanys last night.....and I liked it.[:o]

You're a doctor - you must know someone who gives testosterone injections? If not then maybe ChickenBoy can give you one meant for a horse. Come to think of it that might be what you need.

Ouch! Well, does it count for anything if I tried to imagine Audry Hepburn with her clothes off? Surely that is a mitigating factor?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Come to think of it that might be what you need.

What? A horse? Ewww....

[Cap Mandrake]

I also had a really bad headache this morning. Anyone know what that is from?

I just did some experimentation. There are two routes in the Westward approaches to Darwin, one hugging Bathurst and the other along the Australian coast. We can try to mine both and post PT boats at both as well as a bunch of subs. The nightmare is Musashi and Yamato getting through to the transports when we are unloading [X(].

As of the 24th, no sign of the big boys.

[sprior]

I was made to go and see The Hunger Games yesterday. Not as bad as I feared.

[Crackaces]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Stalker Girl made me watch Breakfast at Tiffanys last night.....and I liked it.[:o]

You're a doctor - you must know someone who gives testosterone injections? If not then maybe ChickenBoy can give you one meant for a horse. Come to think of it that might be what you need.

Ouch! Well, does it count for anything if I tried to imagine Audry Hepburn with her clothes off? Surely that is a mitigating factor?

And I said, “What about breakfast at Tiffany's?” She said, "I think I remember the film” And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got" ....

[8D]

CAP' from the nursing model getting in touch with your feminine side and watching chick flicks is healthy and ok besides women love it! [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

I was made to go and see The Hunger Games yesterday. Not as bad as I feared.

[:D] Did you try to imagine whats her name with her clothes off?

[Cap Mandrake]

Speaking of testosterone, the drug companies are marketing patches and gels after Roger Clemons gave the "vitamin shots" a bad name.

I had this really fantastic marketing idea...they sould combine testosterone and viagra in the same gel! It would break all box office records.

Also, this observation about Breakfast at Tiffanys, is it just me or did George Pepard seem kinda...well...you know...not that there is anything wrong with that. Talk about helmet hair. He made former Sen Edwards seem like Bob Marley by comparison.

[Crackaces]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Speaking of testosterone, the drug companies are marketing patches and gels after Roger Clemons gave the "vitamin shots" a bad name.

I had this really fantastic marketing idea...they sould combine testosterone and viagra in the same gel! It would break all box office records.

Also, this observation about Breakfast at Tiffanys, is it just me or did George Pepard seem kinda...well...you know...not that there is anything wrong with that. Talk about helmet hair. He made former Sen Edwards seem like Bob Marley by comparison.

You have a point Cap .. I mean the low dose Cilias regmien is very popular especally men cheating on thier wives and do not want a divorce [:D] Now making Viagra hydrophobic and dependably absorbable though the skin ..[8D]

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

I was made to go and see The Hunger Games yesterday. Not as bad as I feared.

[:D] Did you try to imagine whats her name with her clothes off?

Why wouldn't I?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

I was made to go and see The Hunger Games yesterday. Not as bad as I feared.

[:D] Did you try to imagine whats her name with her clothes off?

Why wouldn't I?

Oh, of course you should! It's good for you...unless the Shabanu finds out.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Stalker Girl made me watch Breakfast at Tiffanys last night.....and I liked it.[:o]

You're a doctor - you must know someone who gives testosterone injections? If not then maybe ChickenBoy can give you one meant for a horse. Come to think of it that might be what you need.

Ouch! Well, does it count for anything if I tried to imagine Audry Hepburn with her clothes off? Surely that is a mitigating factor?

Well sure. Even better if you were watching a porno remake.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Come to think of it that might be what you need.

What? A horse? Ewww....

On second thought we might have Cap confused with Catherine the Great. Did she play war games?

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake



She's also in a film called The Beaver, which is not about what you think it is.
[:D] Did you try to imagine whats her name with her clothes off?

Why wouldn't I?

Oh, of course you should! It's good for you...unless the Shabanu finds out.

[Cap Mandrake]

That is surprising. In 2012 one would think anyone wanting to make a film titled The Beaver would run into copyright problems.


No...turn...yet....facial twitch getting worse...starting to talk to myself...well, more than before I mean.




I had another brilliant marketing idea. A line of warm comfort pajamas for women with cute animal graphics. I know what you're thinking, "Mandrake, that has been done already"

Not really, see the idea is you only sell the bottoms, no tops. The line would be called "Hello *itty"

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

That is surprising. In 2012 one would think anyone wanting to make a film titled The Beaver would run into copyright problems.

Yeah, no kidding. I mean, Indiana Joan and the black hole of Mamoo seems a stretch (erm..) to keep up with the genre. The whole Beaver entendre has got to be beaten...erm..done to death.

No...turn...yet....facial twitch getting worse...starting to talk to myself...well, more than before I mean.

Didja get a turn, Cap'n? Didja? Huh? You got a turn yet? Didja?

[sprior]

Didja?

Yes, he did.

[Cap Mandrake]

I think evry plane type in both sides inventory was lost yesterday. Merry Christams.

You can't see it on this list but a P-26 trainer destroyed an airship over San Franciscio (they were playing chicken).

Also an Anson trainer over...oh Hell..what is the capital of Australia again...never mind..anyway, an Anson was lost to a bird strike, from behind.

I really hate Mondays. First, I have to work like a LYB becuse one of my partners is at bed rest at home with a twin pregnancy...backslider. Then I stumble home, feed the worthless dogs and then Stalker Girl wants to talk shop. Meanwhile, I have a severe case of invasion interruptis. Then, I sit down to eat my beans and rice, put on a Netflix thing about the making of Steely Dan's Aja which promptly puts the little girls into a coma. SG asks for carnal servicing but I told her firmly...only once a day...sneak into the office load up the turn, tweak a a couple of air groups and sleep overtakes me. Bah.

[Cap Mandrake]

The two understrength P-38 groups are beat up. The P-38G group at Alice takes replacement aircraft and will be out for few days. The group at Gove is sent back for R&R. This means the B-24 attack on Wyndham today will go it alone. One of the Beaufighter demi-squadrons is wrecked and is withdrawn. The few Beaufighters and the F4F's at Gove are ordered to sweep over Darwin.

Bathurst is confirmed to have no garrison. The assault group for Bathurst (the elite Torres Strait Bn. [:)]) might be able to reach the island today but will hold back with the Darwin Assault Group. We still don't know if Darwin has assault guns. One of the B-17 squadrons will be set to port attack. This might tell us.

Admiral Lord SPrior has a night raid planned for Mandaray. This may cause Admirar Rord Fabertong to curse him and order some industry attacks in China like he did when we attacked oil faiclities in Burma. [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

*********19:00 Dec 25 to 19:00 Dec 26, 1942(c)**********


Darwin & environs: The main body of Allied forces lays up about 100 miles East of Bathurst.

HMS Devonshire and two USN DD's sprint toward Darwin after dark. First up, a couple of LYB minelayers.


Night Time Surface Combat, near Darwin at 76,124, Range 6,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CM Kyosai, Shell hits 2, and is sunk
CM Wakataka, Shell hits 6, heavy fires

Allied Ships
CA Devonshire
DD Chevalier
DD Waller

Devonshire pushes on on its assigned mission....oops. Where did these boys come from?

Night Time Surface Combat, near Darwin at 76,124, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Yamato, Shell hits 2
DD Takanami, Shell hits 2
DD Kuroshio
DD Oyashio
DD Minegumo, Shell hits 1, on fire

Allied Ships
CA Devonshire, Shell hits 3, Torpedo hits 1, heavy fires
DD Chevalier
DD Waller