Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Historiker

having a shapeshifter as girlfriend must be convenient... [8D]

I kind of like her better without the moles. She is no Kate Beckinsale, of course.[:)]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

********Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt Catholic Church, Bathurst Is., Dec. 27, 1942(c)************


Maj. Sparks, Acting CO, His Majesty's forces, Bathurst: <His uniform is dishevled after his tumble into the water during landing. On his breast pocket there is stenciled "Leader Rating=38, Land Rating=36". This is not customary but was put there at the insistence of his former commander who had this to say on his evaluation, "Major Sparks is an unimaginative and extremely cautious officer, although it should be said his men would follow him anywhere even if it is chiefly out of curiosity".> Father, I'm afraid I must insist.

Fr. O'Brien: Insist all you wish, my son. I will not relinquish control, at least not wihtout a properly vetted contract. What of the Marina lease rights? I'm sorry, the Tawi people will not be treated like this. Out of Christian charity your men can encamp over there at the East side of the clearing but no coconut harvesting, is that clear?

Oh gods - bully beef again!

[sprior]

She is no Kate Beckinsale, of course

Or Julianne Moore.

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hey look...a TBF hit something!

Japanese Ships
xAKL Chosen Maru, Torpedo hits 3, and is sunk

Why shouldn't your TBFs hit? I mean, it was named the Chosen Maru, right? [:'(][:D]

Edit; Written on my ("smart")-phone in the middle of a forest on a CPX in the middle of nowhere (A.K.A Sweden - I just couldn't resist commenting on this ... [;)])

[Chickenboy]

Well? Get on with it!

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Well? Get on with it!

Perhaps we are waiting for the designated swimmer to bring news of the latest battle. I understand that was JFKs first assignment before he was given command of a PT Boat to keep his feet dry. Didn't work though ....

[Cap Mandrake]

I'm guessing the Navajo took him (Rord Admirar Nerson not JFK) this time. They didn't get the smoke signal.

[Cap Mandrake]

How long is it before you are supposed to seek medical attention with an invasion interruptis woody?

Anyone know?

[Cap Mandrake]

We are having a debate at work. How old do you have to be to get out of call obligation?

The current proposal is 70-75[X(] Are you freakin' kidding me?

Get used to it gomers because Social Security will be the same way in a few years. We will all be like Yosssarian waiting to get sent home when he makes 35 missions...only to have Cathcart bump it up to 50 to get a unit citation. I am collecting my favorite dog food recipes.

[Cap Mandrake]

You know that certain intangible semse of body position in space possesed by great athletes and gymnasts?


Well, neither does Stalker Girl. She broke her ankle falling down the stairs. She will be alright, the poor thing, but in the meantime I am doing everything around here. I went over to Sears to get some high end dress shirts so I won't have to do laundry for a bit. Almost out of underwear too. I guess I could ask Pocahantas Gril if I could use some of hers. They don't get much use apparently.

I suppose I could hire the Mayan back but I am afraid there might be a homicide if I did.

[witpqs]

Sorry, Cap. Glad to hear it's not major but I'm sure it hurts and will be a pain otherwise for her. Don't even tell the Mayan, she'll just stand outside the window and sing taunts.

Costco has some Hawaiian shirts on sale. Even if they wrinkle no one will notice.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

How long is it before you are supposed to seek medical attention with an invasion interruptis woody?

Anyone know?

Isn't it anything more than four hours? Lucky for you, you can self-prescribe whatever the heck you want. [&o]

[Cap Mandrake]

New Scotland and the New and Improved Hebrides. A sideshow. I think Lunga is a serious bastion. JJ decided to shorten his lines a bit.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

How long is it before you are supposed to seek medical attention with an invasion interruptis woody?

Anyone know?

Isn't it anything more than four hours? Lucky for you, you can self-prescribe whatever the heck you want. [&o]

What works every time is getting a carrier sunk.[:)] I think Musashi getting in among 85 troop ships would do it too.

[Cap Mandrake]

*********08:20, Dec. 27, 1942(c), IJA Airfield, Espiritu Santo*******

<Lt. Saito sits in the cockpit of his Tojo, his head wrapped in a rising sun banner. The banner trails back from the prop wash. He salutes the ground crew>


Ground Crew: BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI! <The engine revs and the plane pulls away>

LYB #1 in diapers: I can't stand that fucking primadonna.

LYB #2 in diapers: You shouldn't say that. An officer will hear.

LYB #1 in diapers: Bah. he's going to get us all killed. If we just ray row the Arries will probably pass us by. Dumb ass Kool-aide drinker.

LYB #2 in diapers: Rook, maybe you are just hungry. Come have some hot soup.

LYB #1 in diapers: You know what? I am getting fucking tired of fucking fish head soup too.

[Cap Mandrake]

...

[Crackaces]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

How long is it before you are supposed to seek medical attention with an invasion interruptis woody?

Anyone know?

Isn't it anything more than four hours? Lucky for you, you can self-prescribe whatever the heck you want. [&o]

Actually prescribing anything with 'C' as in controlled is very much frowned on the DEA gets their undergarments in a bunch if you know what I mean ... given the CC & HPI .. I would recommed Terbutaline 0.5 mg SC for Pripasm .. it would keep the excitment up waiting for the turn while specifically reversing the effects of turgency related to that particular problem ... ...[8D]

[Argos]

<Mayan discarding small figurine with broken ankle>

She knew before you did...

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Crackaces

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

How long is it before you are supposed to seek medical attention with an invasion interruptis woody?

Anyone know?

Isn't it anything more than four hours? Lucky for you, you can self-prescribe whatever the heck you want. [&o]

Actually prescribing anything with 'C' as in controlled is very much frowned on the DEA gets their undergarments in a bunch if you know what I mean ... given the CC & HPI .. I would recommed Terbutaline 0.5 mg SC for Pripasm .. it would keep the excitment up waiting for the turn while specifically reversing the effects of turgency related to that particular problem ... ...[8D]

0.5 mg SC, eh? SC where? The cure is worse than the disease, if it's what I'm a'thinkin' doc.

Whatever happened to 'first, do no harm'? That seemed to work pretty well. I'm sorry, but an injection directly into my corpus cavernosum is-by definition-doing me harm, doc dude.

[Crackaces]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Crackaces

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy



Isn't it anything more than four hours? Lucky for you, you can self-prescribe whatever the heck you want. [&o]

Actually prescribing anything with 'C' as in controlled is very much frowned on the DEA gets their undergarments in a bunch if you know what I mean ... given the CC & HPI .. I would recommed Terbutaline 0.5 mg SC for Pripasm .. it would keep the excitment up waiting for the turn while specifically reversing the effects of turgency related to that particular problem ... ...[8D]

0.5 mg SC, eh? SC where? The cure is worse than the disease, if it's what I'm a'thinkin' doc.

Whatever happened to 'first, do no harm'? That seemed to work pretty well. I'm sorry, but an injection directly into my corpus cavernosum is-by definition-doing me harm, doc dude.

Actually SC in the fatty part of the arm works great [;)] Now .. there is a proceedure to drain corpus cavernosum using needle aspiration but I find the Beta Agonist to work fine ... Here we have anticipation as a factor so cutting off the blood supply via vasoconstriction permits outflow ... if outflow were a problem then .. then what you speak off becomes the Tx of choice ... .. but heck for some males Caverject is the only soultion .. that thought still makes me cringe ..[8D]