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Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman.
Long Suffering!!!
Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:]
The AE Geezer Thread!
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Long Suffering!!!
Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:]
[font="Tahoma"]Our lives may be more boring than those who lived in apocalyptic times,
but being bored is greatly preferable to being prematurely dead because of some ideological fantasy.[/font] - Michael Burleigh
but being bored is greatly preferable to being prematurely dead because of some ideological fantasy.[/font] - Michael Burleigh
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
I put Ethel in my gas tank! [:D]
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman.
Long Suffering!!!
Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:]
Do tell. [:D]
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I put Ethel in my gas tank! [:D]
You either have trouble with spelling or with homicidal tendencies. [X(]
"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
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I put Ethel in my gas tank! [:D]
You either have trouble with spelling or with homicidal tendencies. [X(]
Yes.
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Poor Ethel....both of them. [:D]
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Hey chaps, why are you so fucking old?
Without any doubt: I am the spawn of evil - and the Bavarian Beer Monster (BBM)!
There's only one bad word and that's taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors; it's good enough for you. - Ron Swanson
There's only one bad word and that's taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors; it's good enough for you. - Ron Swanson
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Empire101
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman.
Long Suffering!!!
Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:]
Do tell. [:D]
If you could just pass me my ear trumpet......thankyou dear.....
Now where was I......ah yes....'The Curious Case of the Incredible Exploding Piles'......
Many years ago, when I was a young man and Winston Churchill was just a gleam in the eye of his father, I was posted to the North West Frontier with the 24th Foot Regiment of Field Mice......
It was very hot when suddenly.....[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:]
[font="Tahoma"]Our lives may be more boring than those who lived in apocalyptic times,
but being bored is greatly preferable to being prematurely dead because of some ideological fantasy.[/font] - Michael Burleigh
but being bored is greatly preferable to being prematurely dead because of some ideological fantasy.[/font] - Michael Burleigh
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Granpa's asleep again. Time to put Tabasco sauce in his denture cream... [:D]
"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok
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Hey chaps, why are you so fucking old?
What's wrong with being old? It beats the hell out of the alternative! [:D]
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Granpa's asleep again. Time to put Tabasco sauce in his denture cream... [:D]
Better yet....in his preperation H! [:D]
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ORIGINAL: Historiker
Hey chaps, why are you so fucking old?
What's wrong with being old? It beats the hell out of the alternative! [:D]
Dead? [:D]
Without any doubt: I am the spawn of evil - and the Bavarian Beer Monster (BBM)!
There's only one bad word and that's taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors; it's good enough for you. - Ron Swanson
There's only one bad word and that's taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors; it's good enough for you. - Ron Swanson
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
ORIGINAL: Historiker
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Historiker
Hey chaps, why are you so fucking old?
What's wrong with being old? It beats the hell out of the alternative! [:D]
Dead? [:D]
Yes!
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I tend to agree, but I'm still waiting on my turn! [;)]
Without any doubt: I am the spawn of evil - and the Bavarian Beer Monster (BBM)!
There's only one bad word and that's taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors; it's good enough for you. - Ron Swanson
There's only one bad word and that's taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors; it's good enough for you. - Ron Swanson
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I tend to agree, but I'm still waiting on my turn! [;)]
I think what he's trying to say is that he' been waiting for his turn for so long that he's not quite sure if youre still alive. [:'(]
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
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I tend to agree, but I'm still waiting on my turn! [;)]
I think what he's trying to say is that he' been waiting for his turn for so long that he's not quite sure if youre still alive. [:'(]
Pretty standard. I wait a couple of days for a turn from him and it's "oops". He waits for a couple of hours, and its the end of the flippin' world! [:D] He's supposed to be playing the Japanese. But he's neither "inscrutable" nor patient. Which is why I will stomp his ass! [:D]
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Well then.... 
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Granpa's asleep again. Time to put Tabasco sauce in his denture cream... [:D]
If I find that young scoundrel, I'll tar and feather him!...My gums are still sore....
Anyway, where was I.....Oh yes, The NorthWest Frontier, 1869. A wild and lonely outpost of the Empire....
Our commander sent us out to visit the Mahahraja of Kumboto, a most fearsome warrior, and scourge of the Frontier, with a peace offering from Her Majesty's Government.
The Diplomatic case contained gold, silver, a pair of surgical appliances,
some gob stoppers ( of which the Maharajah was particularly fond) ,
and 'Dr Throgmortons combined Miracle hair ointment and Soothing Pile Cream For Gentlemen'....
Anyway.......[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:]
[font="Tahoma"]Our lives may be more boring than those who lived in apocalyptic times,
but being bored is greatly preferable to being prematurely dead because of some ideological fantasy.[/font] - Michael Burleigh
but being bored is greatly preferable to being prematurely dead because of some ideological fantasy.[/font] - Michael Burleigh
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BUMP! [RACKS SHOTGUN]
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I like it! I really like it![&o][:D]