Slaakie Vs Magnus 1943

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Post by MagnusOlsson »

Originally posted by SLAAKIE
18 SEPTEMBER 1943 NEW GREAT SUCCESSES IN THE FIELD! THE GERMAN ARMY TAKES THE OFFENSIVE! FINAL OBJECTIVE: MOSCOW. TOTAL LOSSES:
6793/767/3152/4571
20772/5088/9650/7060
LONG LIVE SLAAKERY!
NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD SLAAKIE


Offensive? Where??? The slaakarmy hasn't moved an inch; at least not forward. But the russian losses are quite staggering, I agree on that. Still, my pool of squads is growing.

Luftwaffe has lost a lot of planes lately; the red air force managed to bomb a german HQ and destroy 113 very expensive aircrafts.

/Magnus
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Originally posted by SLAAKATTAK
YOUR QUITE WELCOME NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD SLAAKIE AND SLAAKORPORAAL MAGNUSOLSENSLAAKER. MAGS OVER AT MGO IS A LOYAL SECRETARY TO THE CAUSE OF SLAAKERY AND IS ALSO THE PROUD CHAIRMAN OF THE SWEDISH DENTAL NURSES APPRECIATION ASSOCIATION OR BETTER KNOWN AS THE SDNAO. HE WILL KEEP US UPDATED ON NEW MEMBERS AND PARTY TIMES FOR OUR FURTHER EDUCATION. BE SLAAK.
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MAGNUS YOU NEED THE GLASSES TO SEE THAT YOU ARE SLAAKATTAKED! THE RAINS HAVE STOPPED. THE SLAAKWEERMACHT BEGINS ITS VICTORIOUS ADVANCE TO MOSCOW. HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS RUSSKIES RUN AWAY IN TERROR! SLAAKWEERMACHT CAPTURES CITY OF VELIKIE LUKI.
TOTAL LOSS 15 NOVEMBER 1943:
GERMAN: 8500/1000/3500/5500
RUSSKY:25000/6000/11500/8500
DOWN WITH THE BOLSHEVIK! ONWARDS TO MOSCOW!:cool: :cool: :cool: :p :p :p
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Slaakie, Slaakman, Slaakatak? I feel a headache coming on......


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Post by MagnusOlsson »

Originally posted by SLAAKIE
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS RUSSKIES RUN AWAY IN TERROR!


We are not running in terror. We are merely doing tactical retreats to straighten out the frontline and shorten supply routes. And it was not several hundred thousand. It was one guy, Ivan Stefanovitj, and he is now executed.

/Magnus
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Originally posted by Ed Cogburn
Slaakie, Slaakman, Slaakatak? I feel a headache coming on......


:)


YES MR ED EDD AND EDDY SORRY I MEAN MOTHER SUPERIOR WE LIKE BOOBS MORE THAN WE LIKE CARTOONS :p :D ;)
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GO SLAAKIE GO!!!! SLAAKERY PREVAILS WITH BOOB WARFARE AND CHARGES INTO THE RANKS OF THE ANTI-SLAAK WITH GLEE!!! NOW SMASH EVIL ANTI-SLAAK FORCES WITH POWER OF BILLION SUNS TAKE MOSCOW SLAAK GOOD!!!!! SQUEEZE BOOBS!! NOW GUESS WHO?? AMBUSHED!!
SLAAKATTAK:p :p :D
Germany's unforgivable crime before the Second World War was her attempt to extricate her economy from the world's trading system and to create her own exchange mechanism which would deny world finance its opportunity to profit.
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Post by MagnusOlsson »

Originally posted by SLAAKMAN
GO SLAAKIE GO!!!! SLAAKERY PREVAILS WITH BOOB WARFARE AND CHARGES INTO THE RANKS OF THE ANTI-SLAAK WITH GLEE!!! NOW SMASH EVIL ANTI-SLAAK FORCES WITH POWER OF BILLION SUNS TAKE MOSCOW SLAAK GOOD!!!!! SQUEEZE BOOBS!! NOW GUESS WHO?? AMBUSHED!!
SLAAKATTAK:p :p :D


Woa. Just reading the slaak-mails I get drains me from all energy. We the reds tried hard with Ilja Ehrenburg, but he committed suicide when he realized that he's been outslaaked.
A young man at the front however, mr Majakovski, found inspiration in the slaakie rants and started to write poetry.

As for the war; it goes so-so.

/Magnus
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Post by SLAAKATTAK »

WELL??? WHATS THE LATEST NEWS FROM THE FRONT? SLAAKIE I EXPECT FREQUENT REPORTS FROM THE FRONT LINES. IF YOU FAIL TO REPORT THEN YOU ARE ACHIEVING TRUE SLAAKERY.....OH THATS ALRIGHT THOUGH. NOW THE VICTORY IS COMPLETE SINCE MAGS IS ALSO SLAAKING OFF ON THE JOB TOO!!! KEEP UP THE SLAAKCEASEFIRE!:o
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4/4/44 NICE DATE! THE GREAT SLAAKOFFENSIVE STOPS BECAUSE OF MUD. TOTAL LOSS:
RUSSKIE:61.000/10.000/22.000/19.000
SLAAKIE:20.000/3.500/8.000/11.000
SLAAKWEERMACHT HAS 50.000 SQUADS 5.000 PANTHER TANKS 1.000 TIGER TANKS AND 3.500 FW190A. LONG LIVE FUHRER SLAAKIE! THE END OF THE RED ARMY IS NEAR!:D :D :D :cool: :cool: :cool: :p :p :p
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Post by MagnusOlsson »

Originally posted by SLAAKIE
4/4/44 NICE DATE! THE GREAT SLAAKOFFENSIVE STOPS BECAUSE OF MUD. TOTAL LOSS:
RUSSKIE:61.000/10.000/22.000/19.000
SLAAKIE:20.000/3.500/8.000/11.000
SLAAKWEERMACHT HAS 50.000 SQUADS 5.000 PANTHER TANKS 1.000 TIGER TANKS AND 3.500 FW190A. LONG LIVE FUHRER SLAAKIE! THE END OF THE RED ARMY IS NEAR!:D :D :D :cool: :cool: :cool: :p :p :p


The only thing you have done is captured Velike Luki. As you might have noticed, the red air force is now back from training in the urals and kicked off by bombing 1st pz army HQ, destroying well above 100 aircrafts.
My faithful allies, in the meantime, keeps up the pressure by bombing the german major cities. So far, only a few factories have been hit, but the defence costs 100+ FW's every week. I see an imminent change in air superiority, and then the russian tidal wave will drown you and your metal zoo.

/Magnus
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RED AIR "FORCE" STINKS AND YOU WILL SOON KNOW WHY! ALL IT CAN DO IS FLY IN RAIN AND DESTROY 50 OLD PLANES ON UNDEFENDED AIRFIELD. AMERICANS ARE NOT A PROBLEM. THEY NEVER CAN BOMB ANYTHING. AXIS OIL IS 140. THE SLAAKINDUSTRY PRODUCES 150 FW EVERY WEEK. NOW MORE THAN 3 MILLION RUSSKIES ARE DEAD AND THE SLAAKWEERMACHT WILL MAKE BIG ADVANCE WHEN RAIN STOPS.:p :p :p :p :p :p
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GO SLAAKIE GO! GO SLAAKIE GO! BUT DONT YOU GO WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AND DONT YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW!!!!
Germany's unforgivable crime before the Second World War was her attempt to extricate her economy from the world's trading system and to create her own exchange mechanism which would deny world finance its opportunity to profit.
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GREAT SLAAKOMMANDANT! I HEREBY REPORT THAT SLAAKORPORAAL MAGNUSOLSSONSLAAKER LIVES NORTH AND SPENDS LOTS OF TIME WITH THE HUSKIES!:D :D :D ;) ;) ;) :cool: :cool: :cool:

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Post by MagnusOlsson »

Originally posted by SLAAKIE
GREAT SLAAKOMMANDANT! I HEREBY REPORT THAT SLAAKORPORAAL MAGNUSOLSSONSLAAKER LIVES NORTH AND SPENDS LOTS OF TIME WITH THE HUSKIES!:D :D :D ;) ;) ;) :cool: :cool: :cool:

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verbigeration (vuhr-bij-uh-RAY-shun) noun

Obsessive repetition of meaningless words and phrases.

[From Latin verbigerare, to talk, chat, from verbum word + gerere, to carry
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YES MAGNUS FANCY WORDS CANT WIN THE WAR. YOU GO LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY AND SEE HOW ITS CALLED: SINCE THE GAME BEGINNING, NO RUSSKY ATTAK EVER SUCCEDED! :D :cool: :p
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Post by MagnusOlsson »

Originally posted by SLAAKIE
YES MAGNUS FANCY WORDS CANT WIN THE WAR. YOU GO LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY AND SEE HOW ITS CALLED: SINCE THE GAME BEGINNING, NO RUSSKY ATTAK EVER SUCCEDED! :D :cool: :p


Can't say that yours work exceptionally well, either. As I said; I am pacing myself.

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GLORIOUS SLAAKWEERMACHT HAS TAKEN LENINGRAD! MOSCOW WILL BE FALLING SOON! LONG LIVE THE SLAAKFUEHRER!
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GLORY BE TO SLAAKERY!!! LENINGRAD WILL NOW BE RENAMED "SLAAKINBURG"! I AWARD NIEDERKAMERAD SLAAKIE WITH THE COMMENDATION FOR SLAAK-INTRANSIGENCE AND STUBBORNLY PERSISTING FOR THE GOAL TO END ALL OVERACHIEVEMENT! MAGS GETS THE SLAAKOFF COMMENDATION FOR REMAINING SLAAK IN THE FACE OF AN ADVERSARYS ADVANCE AND ALLOWING AN OBJECTIVE TO FALL. GLORY TO THE GREAT CAUSE OF SLAAKERY!
SLAAKATTAK, OBERSLAAKKAMERAD AND CHAIRSLAAKER OF THE THEOCRATIC SLAAKNARCHIST PARTY
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Originally posted by SLAAKIE
GLORIOUS SLAAKWEERMACHT HAS TAKEN LENINGRAD! MOSCOW WILL BE FALLING SOON! LONG LIVE THE SLAAKFUEHRER!
Surely the world is not a safe place anymore.

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