Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[Cap Mandrake]

This has been the most humid August/Sept in Southern California I can remember. It rained about 2 inches in 20 minutes yesterday. It feels like...ummmm...Guadalcanal?

Air losses. 2 P-38's and 1 B-24 lost in the raids over Koepang..but quite a payoff.

Quite a few Tojos lost over Burma..but the LYB's did down 3 Wellys and 3 export Dutch A-20's

[Cap Mandrake]

Just noticed the 25 Bettys lost. Did not see that on the combat.txt. Must be a sync problem. I might even watch the combat replay. Seeing 25 Bettys shot down is worth 10 minutes of time I dont have.

[Cap Mandrake]

I decided I want to work in the Ad business because you get to have sex and drink at work....in fact....it seems expected.

[Cap Mandrake]

Just looking at SG's supply requisition list for Castleville. It sounds fun. It seems to heavily emphasize logistics just like AE.

Some place called Tower of Gloom needs a mortar..or maybe just "mortar". Some place called Anouria needs 4 Ball & Chains. It is probably a naval base and they use them to demast opposing ships.

I might give it a try. Anyone want to take over SOUPAC?

[Cap Mandrake]

The Sundas, Bob and Betty. A nice couple but Betty can be a bit inappropriate when she is drinking.

[Chickenboy]

A handy video for how to properly field strip if ever I saw one...[X(]

http://www.military.com/video/guns/pist ... 970116001/

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

A handy video for how to properly field strip if ever I saw one...[X(]

http://www.military.com/video/guns/pist ... 970116001/

She kinda looks like Pocahantas Girl...well, sorta

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

A handy video for how to properly field strip if ever I saw one...[X(]

http://www.military.com/video/guns/pist ... 970116001/

She kinda looks like Pocahantas Girl...well, sorta

With more clothing, of course!

[Argos]

Looking forward to the commando level training videos...

[Cap Mandrake]

Have not heard anything about a Halloween party this year. She might have a French maid's outfit.

I'll let you know.

[Cap Mandrake]

*****************Feb. 4, 1943(c)******************


"Quiet....almost too quiet. It was a dark and stormy night. The night was thick, palpably thick, redolent too, palpably so. Private Jesperson tried to light a Lucky Strike...."

Pvt. Abercrombie: <puts down diary> Hey Jesperson, you can't smoke, we are on sentry duty.

Pvt. Jesperson: Oh, sorry, general. There ain't any Japs around here. Ease up.

Pvt. Abercrombie: Say, Jesperson, what do you think that redolence is?

Pvt. Jesperson: "Redolence"? "Redolence"? It's the latrine, dumbass.

[Cap Mandrake]

"commando videos" [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Very quiet turn. B-24 raid over Koepang breaks some more Tonys.

Allied raid over Paoshan. 14th Brig has disappeared. [:(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Have not heard anything about a Halloween party this year. She might have a French maid's outfit.

I'll let you know.

This time-pictures or it didn't happen.

[Argos]

I like to think its pretty much a given she has the french maid outfit; the critical questions are -

1) will she be modeling it at this year's all hallows festivities?
2) what is the video stream going to cost me to this years event? (you really should sell chances for an official invite - to offset forum related expenses of course)
3) can it appear on my billing statement as AAA Towing?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*****************Feb. 4, 1943(c)******************


"Quiet....almost too quiet. It was a dark and stormy night. The night was thick, palpably thick, redolent too, palpably so. Private Jesperson tried to light a Lucky Strike...."

Pvt. Abercrombie: <puts down diary> Hey Jesperson, you can't smoke, we are on sentry duty.

Pvt. Jesperson: Oh, sorry, general. There ain't any Japs around here. Ease up.

Pvt. Abercrombie: Say, Jesperson, what do you think that redolence is?

Pvt. Jesperson: "Redolence"? "Redolence"? It's the latrine, dumbass.

So it was a quiet stormy night? [&:]

I appreciate you using the world's worst prose in this "World's Worst AAR", Cap'n. Pure literary genius. Or insanity. Or one from 'column A' and one from 'column B'. [&o]

[sprior]

Burmese Jungle:

CO, 14th Brigade: As prisoners of war I invoke the all nations agreement article 39436175880932-B.

Japanese Officer: 39436175880932-B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space?

[Cap Mandrake]

Burmese Jungle:

CO, 14th Brigade: What about all-electric vehicles? Surely there must be an allowance for them. We shall require two charging stations as well.

[Cap Mandrake]

Someone go get Col. Nicholson. He'll know what to do.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*****************Feb. 4, 1943(c)******************


"Quiet....almost too quiet. It was a dark and stormy night. The night was thick, palpably thick, redolent too, palpably so. Private Jesperson tried to light a Lucky Strike...."

Pvt. Abercrombie: <puts down diary> Hey Jesperson, you can't smoke, we are on sentry duty.

Pvt. Jesperson: Oh, sorry, general. There ain't any Japs around here. Ease up.

Pvt. Abercrombie: Say, Jesperson, what do you think that redolence is?

Pvt. Jesperson: "Redolence"? "Redolence"? It's the latrine, dumbass.

So it was a quiet stormy night? [&:]

I appreciate you using the world's worst prose in this "World's Worst AAR", Cap'n. Pure literary genius. Or insanity. Or one from 'column A' and one from 'column B'. [&o]

Twere privat Jesperson wat rote that. twere his'n diary.

Do I have to exprain EVERYTHING to you people?