Hairy Asian Experiences - GreyJoy (J) vs. Q-Ball (A)

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

GJ, it's great to see you thinking through things this way. Just another example of why you are such a gifted player. You are far, far ahead of me in attention to detail. I doff my cap to you.

It has been very, very painful for all of us to have your game down over the weekend. Not because the game was down, but because it gave time for your mind to wander and for you to utter the most egregious thing you've ever uttered. You will be reported to the Kangaroo Court as soon as my eyes and mind are free of the contagion, which actually may not happen. I'm not sure I want to sully my fingers by typing a report to the Court.

Oh, com'on, you're just so bigoted (sp!??!?!) Dan! [:D][:D][:D][:D]

This one's for you my friend.... hairy dreams

[GreyJoy]

edit: double post

[Canoerebel]

The gorilla is a she, so I think I prefer her. However, it does trigger memories of the worst American movie of all time: Omega Man.

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

The gorilla is a she, so I think I prefer her. However, it does trigger memories of the worst American movie of all time: Omega Man.

While this is (apprently) a HE! (as far as i've read, looking for something funny in order to reply to you, she/he has a tv show down in the Oz land)

Do you still prefer the gorilla?? [:'(]

Ok...i badly need a turn from QBall now... as usual, when the flow of turns stops, i tend to get over "the line" [:D]

[Canoerebel]

If that person pees standing up, I want no part o' him.

[Canoerebel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKD_1fYOOPM

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

If that person pees standing up, I want no part o' him.

I pee sitting down 90% of the times (well, actually only when i'm at home, friend's or in office)....

....so what do you wanna do now [;)]mate?

[Canoerebel]

You aint right. You gotta pee standing up. And if you're at a urinal or toilet, you don't drop your trowsers to your ankles (I've seen a Yankee do that one time and, believe, me it's creepy). And, if you live in the woods like I do, there's no need to pee indoors. Better to sprinkle the woods in the spirit of recylcing. See, there are important customs involved and righteous dudes just need to be dudes.

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

You aint right. You gotta pee standing up. And if you're at a urinal or toilet, you don't drop your trowsers to your ankles (I've seen a Yankee do that one time and, believe, me it's creepy). And, if you live in the woods like I do, there's no need to pee indoors. Better to sprinkle the woods in the spirit of recylcing. See, there are important customs involved and righteous dudes just need to be dudes.

[&o] ok, you have gotten me!

In fact it's just a metter of lazyness...requires a lot more concentration to do it standing up (well, not if you do it in the woods obviously [:D])

[JocMeister]

Haha!

Its actually way better to pee sitting down! Especially for men your age CR! Its easier on the prostate and helps you empty the bladder! [;)]

[Canoerebel]

I don't see anyway for this thread to end except badly! [:D]

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: JocMeister

Haha!

Its actually way better to pee sitting down! Especially for men your age CR! Its easier on the prostate and helps you empty the bladder! [;)]

add also that you don't risk to ruin your brand new suede shoes[;)]

[obvert]

Maybe you should read through Alfred's Logistics 101 guide to cool down for a bit! [:D]

http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=2878790&mpage=1&key=logistics%2C101%26%2365533%3B

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: obvert

Maybe you should read through Alfred's Logistics 101 guide to cool down for a bit! [:D]

http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=2878790&mpage=1&key=logistics%2C101%26%2365533%3B

Thanks Erik!

I had already read it, but now i printed it and read it back again... Alfred is surely a WITP professor[&o]

[obvert]

Every time I read one of his lengthy guides I pick up more stuff I missed the first time. I thought maybe the fine points of supply generation and movement might help keep your mind off of androgynous apes for a few minutes. I forgot you're a lawyer and probably get through a dense article like that in a few minutes, whereas I'd be at it for an hour. [;)]

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: obvert

Every time I read one of his lengthy guides I pick up more stuff I missed the first time. I thought maybe the fine points of supply generation and movement might help keep your mind off of androgynous apes for a few minutes. I forgot you're a lawyer and probably get through a dense article like that in a few minutes, whereas I'd be at it for an hour. [;)]

[:D] Consider that i've been reading it while jumping back and forth with a case of bankruptcy rescindment (sp!??!)... my clients are lucky that i don't make them pay based on an hourly fee

Is that so obvious that today my working will is almost "0" ? [8|]

[khyberbill]

You will be reported to the Kangaroo Court as soon as my eyes and mind are free of the contagion

It was tough to read that and brought to mind the scene from Ace Ventura when he found out the girl he kissed was a guy. Where is the plunger?

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: GreyJoy

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

If that person pees standing up, I want no part o' him.

I pee sitting down 90% of the times (well, actually only when i'm at home, friend's or in office)....

....so what do you wanna do now [;)]mate?

Oh Lord! That leaves out in the country [not sure how much you are able to get there with your job], and in the streets. [:-]

[princep01]

Given the above rather bizarre discussion, it will be a blessing to return to war.

[GreyJoy]

QBall still have problems to re-load our saves on its new computer... The war will be on hold untill we find how to solve this problem, however when it will begin again, it will be at a slower pace... Probably 1 turn/day cause Qball will be able to play only at home from now on...


I think we'll have plenty of time to talk about bizzare things my dear Master [:D]