THE THREAD!!!

[Historiker]

btw:
[:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

Well, thats how you know its fiction.

But why is Woody Harrelson beating a zombie with a banjo?

[Historiker]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Well, thats how you know its fiction.

But why is Woody Harrelson beating a zombie with a banjo?

You haven't seen Zombieland, yet?

[Onime No Kyo]

Nope.

[Onime No Kyo]

Here you go Torsten.

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[Historiker]

Mission for you for this weekend:

Rent Zombieland Blue-Ray!

I can recommend it fully!

[Onime No Kyo]

No Blu-ray, no TV.

[Historiker]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

No Blu-ray, no TV.

So buy a tray of beer, rent the dvd and visit your neighbour "Today is DVD-night. I brought some beer!"

[:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

How German. [:D]

[Chickenboy]

Who buys 'trays' of beer? Is this some weird German measurement? [&:]

Well, Comrade Red Mouse, if you have no DVD player and no TV, why aren't you in the theatres seeing Skyfall? I recommend it-a good Bond flick.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Who buys 'trays' of beer? Is this some weird German measurement? [&:]

Well, Comrade Red Mouse, if you have no DVD player and no TV, why aren't you in the theatres seeing Skyfall? I recommend it-a good Bond flick.

I'll wait for the DVD.

Didnt think the last one was very good, so....

[Onime No Kyo]

I didnt know Terminus had a cat.

[Historiker]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Who buys 'trays' of beer? Is this some weird German measurement? [&:]

Sure it is. It essentially means: "as much beer as you can carry"
You muht also know them as "bottle crate", you insolent bavarian-not-respecting american!

[Treetop64]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."

The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and
that I am a much better human being than you.

If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."



Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped:

"They won't let me in without an effin' tie!"

[:D]

Good one! OK if I use it?

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

I didnt know Terminus had a cat.

Our family cats always loved playing with the tree and the discarded wrappings... we did have the tree come crashing down once when the no-longer-kitten climbed it.

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: Treetop64

ORIGINAL: Grollub

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."

The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and
that I am a much better human being than you.

If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."



Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped:

"They won't let me in without an effin' tie!"

[:D]

Good one! OK if I use it?

Ok. [:)]

[fodder]

Good morning, a much better day today than yesterday.

[fodder]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: fodder

Morning, but not a good one. Awake in the middle of the night and in pain. Hoping the killers kick in quick. [:(]

Whats wrong? [X(]

Coronary heart disease, thanks for asking.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: fodder

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: fodder

Morning, but not a good one. Awake in the middle of the night and in pain. Hoping the killers kick in quick. [:(]

Whats wrong? [X(]

Coronary heart disease, thanks for asking.

Controlled by meds, fodder?