Ten days till the end of the world!!

[Fred98]

If the world ends on the 21st, do they have the internet in heaven?

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[Southernland]

who says you'll be travelling that direction.... and you've gotta believe hell definitely has the net

[Aurelian]

ORIGINAL: Southern_land

who says you'll be travelling that direction.... and you've gotta believe hell definitely has the net

But dial up only. And Windows Vista.

[fodder]

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: Southern_land

who says you'll be travelling that direction.... and you've gotta believe hell definitely has the net

But dial up only. And Windows Vista.

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[Max 86]

Top reasons the world won't or can't end....

10. I haven't seen all the porn on the internet yet.[:D]
9. Stallone might make another Rocky movie titled "Rocky 8: Dude, where's my ear" starring Ashton Kutcher and Mike Tyson.
8. Not before the SUPERBOWL!!![X(]
7. Not done watching Linsay Lohan crash and burn.
6. Can't end till Sheldon Cooper gets some luvin' from Amy.
5. Not until some other form of pop music pushes hip hop out of the mainstream. Would be ashamed to die otherwise. What will future aliens think when they dig through the rubble. [8|]
4. Curious to see actually how long the Rolling Stones continue to tour. I mean, those dudes are so old one could keel over anytime. Its like a car crash you can't help staring at. See #7 above.
3. I haven't finished one single WitP campaign yet!
2. I haven't seen my wife make it with another chick yet. At my age the odds are less than zero...pretty much at any age really. [:D]
1. See #10 above![:D]

Happy Holidays everyone! Pray for Peace. Prepare for whatever you deem appropriate.

[ilovestrategy]

I can't see the Hobbit until after the 21st. If I can't see it because the world blows up, I will pay the Mayans a visit in the after life.....

[redcoat]

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: Empire101

The average thought process of the consumer generation coming to terms with the end..........

I was thinking: "why the hell did I pay the mortgage?!"

[ilovestrategy]

Ok. I saw the Hobbit. Now the world can go. [:D]

[catwhoorg]

I haven't so no it cannot.

[fodder]

ORIGINAL: Max 86

Top reasons the world won't or can't end....

10. I haven't seen all the porn on the internet yet.[:D]
9. Stallone might make another Rocky movie titled "Rocky 8: Dude, where's my ear" starring Ashton Kutcher and Mike Tyson.
8. Not before the SUPERBOWL!!![X(]
7. Not done watching Linsay Lohan crash and burn.
6. Can't end till Sheldon Cooper gets some luvin' from Amy.
5. Not until some other form of pop music pushes hip hop out of the mainstream. Would be ashamed to die otherwise. What will future aliens think when they dig through the rubble. [8|]
4. Curious to see actually how long the Rolling Stones continue to tour. I mean, those dudes are so old one could keel over anytime. Its like a car crash you can't help staring at. See #7 above.
3. I haven't finished one single WitP campaign yet!
2. I haven't seen my wife make it with another chick yet. At my age the odds are less than zero...pretty much at any age really. [:D]
1. See #10 above![:D]

Happy Holidays everyone! Pray for Peace. Prepare for whatever you deem appropriate.

Hmm, lets see.

#10. No one has.
#9. please NO!
#8 We already had a superbowl this year.
#7. Really?
#6 Amy would give it up to Sheldon anytime. Sheldon doesn't want it or doesn't know what to do with it. Did he ever read that book they gave him?
#5 Didn't hip hop die with the NBA?
#4 They all died years ago, those are Disney animatronics that you are seeing up on stage now.
#3 You may have me on this one, I'll get back to you. Wait shouldn't you be playing WITP-AE now?
#2 Well here's proof that you haven't seen all the porn on the internet.
#1 As above, give it up, no one has or ever will.

[fodder]

ORIGINAL: catwhoorg

I haven't so not it cannot.

So, it can. Love double negatives.

[catwhoorg]

ORIGINAL: fodder

ORIGINAL: catwhoorg

I haven't so not it cannot.

So, it can. Love double negatives.

I have no idea what you are talking about
[;)]

[Orm]

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

Ok. I saw the Hobbit. Now the world can go. [:D]

But you have still two more films to see about the adventures of The Hobbit.

[Zorch]

Top reasons the world won't or can't end....

10. I haven't seen all the porn on the internet yet.
9. Stallone might make another Rocky movie titled "Rocky 8: Dude, where's my ear" starring Ashton Kutcher and Mike Tyson.
8. Not before the SUPERBOWL!!!
7. Not done watching Linsay Lohan crash and burn.
6. Can't end till Sheldon Cooper gets some luvin' from Amy.
5. Not until some other form of pop music pushes hip hop out of the mainstream. Would be ashamed to die otherwise. What will future aliens think when they dig through the rubble.
4. Curious to see actually how long the Rolling Stones continue to tour. I mean, those dudes are so old one could keel over anytime. Its like a car crash you can't help staring at. See #7 above.
3. I haven't finished one single WitP campaign yet!
2. I haven't seen my wife make it with another chick yet. At my age the odds are less than zero...pretty much at any age really.
1. See #10 above!

There's PORN on the internet?

Does the Westboro Baptist Church know about this?

[Fred98]

With the world about to end I wish to leave my colleagues on good terms.

I have offered to work in the office between Christmas and New Year.

Little do they know! he he he !

(With apoligies to Alex)

[fodder]

One more day is all you have, enjoy it!

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: fodder

One more day is all you have, enjoy it!

warspite1

I'm afraid..I've never been so afraid...but at least I have a husband [:)]

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: fodder

One more day is all you have, enjoy it!

warspite1

I'm afraid..I've never been so afraid...but at least I have a husband [:)]

warspite1

Damn - I mixed my lines up. Now with the full scene:

[Randy is crying]
Rumack: Randy, are you all right?
Randy: Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
Rumack: We're going to make it, you've got to believe that.

[a woman passenger comes in]

Mrs. Hammen: Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?
Rumack: Pretty soon, how are you bearing up?
Mrs. Hammen: Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.

Sheer. Comedy. Genius [&o]

[fodder]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: fodder

One more day is all you have, enjoy it!

warspite1

I'm afraid..I've never been so afraid...but at least I have a husband [:)]

warspite1

Damn - I mixed my lines up. Now with the full scene:

[Randy is crying]
Rumack: Randy, are you all right?
Randy: Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
Rumack: We're going to make it, you've got to believe that.

[a woman passenger comes in]

Mrs. Hammen: Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?
Rumack: Pretty soon, how are you bearing up?
Mrs. Hammen: Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.

Sheer. Comedy. Genius [&o]

Smooth move.