PIRATES SEEK AMAZON BOOTY

[SLAAKMAN]

Well MistaChicken? I understand that out in the Caribbean are many treasures waiting to be claimed but what about the hidden booty that is often overlooked by indecision??!

Age
23
Birthday
11/13/1989 (Scorpio)
Height
5' 7" (170 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Brown
Hair Color
Blond
Occupation
Journalist
Education
University
Religion
Catholic

http://www.amolatina.com/pages/lady/pro ... ID=1169873

[parusski]

I am chartering a plane, flying to the Caribbean to rescue this young lass.

[SLAAKMAN]

YOU SEE THAT MISTACHICKEN? YOU SEE? THE LASS NEEDS HER SOULMATE. MY LORD PARUSSKI IS FOWL ENOUGH TO ROOSTER UP BUT WHERE ARE YOUR EGGS WHEN ITS TIME TO FRY??! ANTE UP EGGLAYER!! ANTE UP!!

CAAAAALL FOR SUPERCHICKEN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y

[parusski]

I love it when someone pisses in your cereal.

[SLAAKMAN]

Me too! Now my Lord Parusski let us indulge the means of securing the Russian woman;

What do Russian Women Want?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTlpFabY3gI

[ilovestrategy]

Oh my. Maybe Siberia isn't bad after all. Maybe she has that sexy Russian accent. [&o]

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

Oh my. Maybe Siberia isn't bad after all. Maybe she has that sexy Russian accent. [&o]

"Goood mornin dahlin!"...something close to that?? Hmmm, in retrospect what I typed sounds like Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

Oh my. Maybe Siberia isn't bad after all. Maybe she has that sexy Russian accent. [&o]

"Goood mornin dahlin!"...something close to that?? Hmmm, in retrospect what I typed sounds like Zsa Zsa Gabor.

warspite1

No - Zsa Zsa was more "darlink" surely?

[SLAAKMAN]

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Pro ... ID=1165738

Age
20
Birthday
09/17/1992 (Virgo)
Height
5' 6" (168 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Drinking
Occasionally
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Pro ... ID=1165738

Age
20
Birthday
09/17/1992 (Virgo)
Height
5' 6" (168 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Drinking
Occasionally
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia

warspite1

What the......? [X(]

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Pro ... ID=1165738

Age
20
Birthday
09/17/1992 (Virgo)
Height
5' 6" (168 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Drinking
Occasionally
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia

warspite1

What the......? [X(]

What indeed! I am not sure if I should stare at it or shoot it.

[parusski]

Or cover the Aerosmith song: Dude Looks Like A Lady

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

OK, OK! Clearly you're talking about me for these posts. While they're lovely women, Slaak, I must confess to disappointing them all. For I am already spoken for and happily married. [:)]

However, I'm not above offering my leavings to Parusski who, God knows, needs help in so many of the ways of women. Please feel free to provide him with the necessary contact information. Thanks again for your kind thoughts regarding these women.

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALLOW ONE MORE MINUTE TO PASS BY WITHOUT YOUR DAZZLING, BELOVED CHICKEN-SPECIAL-TIGRESS IN YOUR WINGS??! [X(]

OK, OK! Clearly you're talking about me for these posts. While they're lovely women, Slaak, I must confess to disappointing them all. For I am already spoken for and happily married. [:)]

However, I'm not above offering my leavings to Parusski who, God knows, needs help in so many of the ways of women. Please feel free to provide him with the necessary contact information. Thanks again for your kind thoughts regarding these women.

My old cold weather friend, uuuuhhhhhhh. I am speechless. Mrs. Steiner is pissed at you, and since she is one crazy black girl, you are in for a world of hurt.

[Chickenboy]

Well, you tell her that Yury (that's me) doesn't take that from anybody!

[SLAAKMAN]

Chickenboy,

OK, OK! Clearly you're talking about me for these posts. While they're lovely women, Slaak, I must confess to disappointing them all. For I am already spoken for and happily married.

However, I'm not above offering my leavings to Parusski who, God knows, needs help in so many of the ways of women. Please feel free to provide him with the necessary contact information. Thanks again for your kind thoughts regarding these women.

Well, I wasnt necessarily ruling you out but the matter is ultimately directed at the Original Master Egglayer himself, the One, the Only MistaChicken AKA the evil "t001001001" & odious Man-of Cluck from HOGMUTTS board- http://www.maddogdrivethru.net/viewtopi ... =11&t=1557

[SLAAKMAN]

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? SILENCE EQUATES TO LETTING YET ANOTHER CHICKEN-SPECIAL SLIP THROUGH YOUR CLUTCHES. YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THIS TENDER MORSEL, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOURE A WING-MAN;

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Pro ... ID=1169649

CLARA- Age
20
Birthday
05/08/1992 (Taurus)
Height
5' 8" (172 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
Son-2012
Drinking
Never
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

WELL MISTACHICKEN?? SILENCE EQUATES TO LETTING YET ANOTHER CHICKEN-SPECIAL SLIP THROUGH YOUR CLUTCHES. YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THIS TENDER MORSEL, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOURE A WING-MAN;

http://www.amolatina.com/Pages/Lady/Pro ... ID=1169649

CLARA- Age
20
Birthday
05/08/1992 (Taurus)
Height
5' 8" (172 cm)
Weight
119 lbs (54 kg)
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Occupation
Student
Education
Student
Religion
Catholic

Marital Status
Never married
Children
Son-2012
Drinking
Never
Smoking
No
English Speaking Skills*
Not Set
Other languages
No
Residence
Medellin, Colombia

Okay, looking better here. Nice.

[SLAAKMAN]

And yet another Soulmate from Ukraine to secure the realm;

Age
20
Birthday
01/25/1993 (Aquarius)
Eye Color
Green
Hair Color
Fair
Height
5' 6" (167 cm)
Weight
99 lbs (45 kg)
Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Religion
Christian

Level of Education
Student
Occupation
Medical Assistant
Drinking
Never
Smoking
No
Level of English*
Beginner
Other languages
No
Lives in
Brovary, Ukraine

http://www.anastasiadate.com/Pages/Lady ... ID=1683951

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

And yet another Soulmate from Ukraine to secure the realm;

Age
20
Birthday
01/25/1993 (Aquarius)
Eye Color
Green
Hair Color
Fair
Height
5' 6" (167 cm)
Weight
99 lbs (45 kg)
Marital Status
Never married
Children
No
Religion
Christian

Level of Education
Student
Occupation
Medical Assistant
Drinking
Never
Smoking
No
Level of English*
Beginner
Other languages
No
Lives in
Brovary, Ukraine

http://www.anastasiadate.com/Pages/Lady ... ID=1683951

I think I finally understand. You are looking for an e-mail bride, aren't you??