Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

sprior · Post by **sprior** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:30 pm

There you go, removed the RE:

witpqs · Post by **witpqs** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:36 pm

Or make it "Hot Asian Action (Naked Advances)"

sprior · Post by **sprior** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:36 pm

Please reply to this one instead. Ta.

GreyJoy · Post by **GreyJoy** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:42 pm

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Thinking on it some more, I don't know why she would care.. she doesn't like "action" any more anyways.. why would it bother her if I were seeking it elsewhere? Seems logical, no?

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GreyJoy · Post by **GreyJoy** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:43 pm

ORIGINAL: sprior

Please reply to this one instead. Ta.

What about "Hairy Asian Action"? Makes me feel much more comfortable...[:'(]

Chickenboy · Post by **Chickenboy** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:04 pm

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Or make it "Hot Asian Action (Naked Advances)"

I don't suppose that "Hot Asian Action (Thrusts and Penetrations)" would be any better? [&:]

Chickenboy · Post by **Chickenboy** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:05 pm

ORIGINAL: sprior

Please reply to this one instead. Ta.

For those easily embarassed, I fixed that for you, mate.

jeffk3510 · Post by **jeffk3510** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:18 pm

I laugh every single time I read this AAR daily..

Cap Mandrake · Post by **Cap Mandrake** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:23 pm

Nice title to avoid embarassing the wife

[:D][:D]

I was hoping we would have a report of some guy getting his head smashed with a frying pan but that is pretty funny.

Cap Mandrake · Post by **Cap Mandrake** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:29 pm

ORIGINAL: sprior

Btw, please change the "RE:" line. Each time the 'Last post' column reads "RE: Hot Asian Action (mostly .." [snip due to small screen size] it is just - irritating...

Cap, do we do requests? I thought this AAR was just to show off our very large skills at, er, something*.

*insert skill here.

Why, that would be our erudition and finesse on the topic of seamless air/land/sea integration in mid Twentieth Century Operational and Strategic warfare....I guess.

Cap Mandrake · Post by **Cap Mandrake** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:36 pm

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Its not irritating.. just don't want my wife to see the tab at the top.. all it says is RE: Hot Asian Action (mostl...

Thinking on it some more, I don't know why she would care.. she doesn't like "action" any more anyways.. why would it bother her if I were seeking it elsewhere? Seems logical, no?

Just get a Brazilian wax. That will make steam come out of her ears.

If that doesn't work, get a copy of 50 Shades of Grey. Women love it. It's the equivalent of gallon jug of whale lube.

Cap Mandrake · Post by **Cap Mandrake** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:42 pm

Seen on restroom stall wall..

BBfanboy · Post by **BBfanboy** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:21 pm

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

Please reply to this one instead. Ta.

For those easily embarassed, I fixed that for you, mate.

Shouldn't that read ".... avoid embracing the wife" ?

BBfanboy · Post by **BBfanboy** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:22 pm

duplicate - sorry

Chickenboy · Post by **Chickenboy** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:29 pm

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
If that doesn't work, get a copy of 50 Shades of Grey. Women love it.

I'd never have guessed that women had a yen for poorly written fiction about someone who gets spanked and slapped around a little bit. THAT is why I'll never be a popular writer, mate. Well, that and my inability to construct a full paragraph without a fart joke. So, anyways, this Japanese guy is visiting an Anglo member of a very old profession. During 'the act' he keeps flatulating. Finally, she asks..

Wait a minute-I'm sorry-this is totally inappropriate. Sorry about that.

Cap Mandrake · Post by **Cap Mandrake** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:57 pm

Ensnared in my own trap.

I am at work and I apparently hit print while typing something on the AAR so 13 pages showed up on the work printer with "Hot Asian Action" at the top. The MA jsut brings it to me with the tripilcate Rx's I have to sign.

"Is this yours?" [:D][:D][:D]

BBfanboy · Post by **BBfanboy** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:31 am

Best laugh I have had in a long time!

jeffk3510 · Post by **jeffk3510** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:49 am

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Its not irritating.. just don't want my wife to see the tab at the top.. all it says is RE: Hot Asian Action (mostl...

Thinking on it some more, I don't know why she would care.. she doesn't like "action" any more anyways.. why would it bother her if I were seeking it elsewhere? Seems logical, no?

Just get a Brazilian wax. That will make steam come out of her ears.

If that doesn't work, get a copy of 50 Shades of Grey. Women love it. It's the equivalent of gallon jug of whale lube.

Shes read that book a zillion times.. I enjoy our time in the evening when she is currently reading the books. When she's not.. I would rather watch TV..

jeffk3510 · Post by **jeffk3510** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:50 am

Cap Mandrake · Post by **Cap Mandrake** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:51 am

ORIGINAL: LargeSlowTarget

Here is an old but good one:

Democrat Franklin Roosevelt was the first of eleven presidents Republican Bob Hope entertained. The commander-in-chief loved the comedian on the big screen and appreciated Hope's efforts entertaining the troops during World War II. Their paths crossed when Bob emceed a dinner in the president's honor, a few months before Roosevelt won an unprecedented fourth term in 1944. In front of a crowd of luminaries, Hope told a story about a Marine in the South Pacific who was disappointed that he had not encountered an enemy combatant. At the edge of a jungle, with his gun at the ready, he shouted out, "To hell with Hirohito!" A Japanese soldier emerged from behind the trees. "To hell with Roosevelt!" But the Marine lowered his weapon. "Darn it, I can't shoot a fellow Republican." The president threw back his head and laughed so hard Bob later said he almost considered voting for him.

Hory Crap! That rearry funny. This Bob Hope come teach at Haha Jima Schoor of Yiddish Comedy?

Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

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