THE THREAD!!!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Des-

You make it home OK? All's well?

Andre-

Look tis I... the flightless one, I have reinturnturned-ddd. [:'(]

Good to see you back, oh Emu-dude. [&o]

[USSAmerica]

Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

[USSAmerica]

It's my Friday, as we're off to my old stomping grounds of Hampton Roads for a 3 day hockey tournament tomorrow. [8D]

[jeffk3510]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gorill ... tac,30860/


Also,

I think Manti Te'o himself is a hoax.

He sure didn't show up for the championship game.

[Onime No Kyo]

[Chickenboy]

Lots of pork DNA in there too. I'm sure the Jews and Muslims are really pleased about that...[:-]

[Chickenboy]

Which is another reason why you should *only* eat chicken and turkey. Full stop. I'm not biased or anything either.

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gorill ... tac,30860/


Also,

I think Manti Te'o himself is a hoax.

He sure didn't show up for the championship game.

I think that the whole deal was cooked up by the sports information office at Notre Dame to increase his chances at the Heisman Trophy and help return Notre Dame football to relevance.

Major Fail... on both accounts...[;)]

[Onime No Kyo]

Here's one for Leo....[:D]

[Chickenboy]

You see, I've always thought of Windows as a 'two-bit' OS. Therefore one would have to install it some 32 times to get to 64 bits, no? [&:]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You see, I've always thought of Windows as a 'two-bit' OS. Therefore one would have to install it some 32 times to get to 64 bits, no? [&:]

So can you exchange a copy of Windows for a shave and a haircut? [&:]

[Chickenboy]

Hey, Onime-there's a wave of Jihadis cresting the hill ahead! Full frontal assault! Enemy infantry in the open! Let 'em have it...kaff..kaff...give me a cough drop, will 'ya!

http://www.military.com/video/forces/mi ... 434788001/

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You see, I've always thought of Windows as a 'two-bit' OS. Therefore one would have to install it some 32 times to get to 64 bits, no? [&:]

So can you exchange a copy of Windows for a shave and a haircut? [&:]

Yes, I make it a rule to not get a shave and a haircut in any place without windows. Wait. What were we talking about again?

[Dixie]

-10c this morning, which was nice. And still the winged master race wanted to go and play in the sky. [:(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

-10c this morning, which was nice. And still the winged master race wanted to go and play in the sky. [:(]

RAF pilots or Ze Germans?

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Dixie

-10c this morning, which was nice. And still the winged master race wanted to go and play in the sky. [:(]

RAF pilots or Ze Germans?

Well, I could point out that only one of those nations won the Battle of Britain. But I'm too classy for that.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You see, I've always thought of Windows as a 'two-bit' OS. Therefore one would have to install it some 32 times to get to 64 bits, no? [&:]

So can you exchange a copy of Windows for a shave and a haircut? [&:]

Yes, I make it a rule to not get a shave and a haircut in any place without windows. Wait. What were we talking about again?

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Dixie

-10c this morning, which was nice. And still the winged master race wanted to go and play in the sky. [:(]

RAF pilots or Ze Germans?

Well, I could point out that only one of those nations won the Battle of Britain. But I'm too classy for that.

Luckily neither of you have the spare parts to stay out past curfew. [:'(]

[Chickenboy]

Hey Kansas:

I hear subsoil moisture there still sucks and that's likely to interfere with Winter wheat this year. S'truth?

Also, I hear that Te'o faked his girlfriend thing intentionally. The most cogent explanation? So that he wouldn't be drafted by Kansas City this year. [rimshot-ba dump bump]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Hey Kansas:

I hear subsoil moisture there still sucks and that's likely to interfere with Winter wheat this year. S'truth?

Also, I hear that Te'o faked his girlfriend thing intentionally. The most cogent explanation? So that he wouldn't be drafted by Kansas City this year. [rimshot-ba dump bump]

Thought he was a stock broker not a farmer. [&:][:D]