THE THREAD!!!

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Concerning this little accident - as you know, the newsies quickly concluded that the cleaning girl had "stolen" the train and crashed it, making it a big international news story.

The same news papers now have very small (and well hidden) articles saying; "It seems that the police theory is that it probably was an accident, the woman dropped a seat that hit the dead man's grip in a way that started the train"

[Grollub]

Yay! Train crash UNP [8D]

[Onime No Kyo]

[:D]

[jeffk3510]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Hey Kansas:

I hear subsoil moisture there still sucks and that's likely to interfere with Winter wheat this year. S'truth?

Also, I hear that Te'o faked his girlfriend thing intentionally. The most cogent explanation? So that he wouldn't be drafted by Kansas City this year. [rimshot-ba dump bump]

Yes, awful. Wichita area has had 7/100ths of an inch since Dec 1.. just to give you an idea..

I wouldn't want Teo anyways.. very overrated...ND as a team was, too.

We need a QB and we're complete... there are not any QBs worth a pick this year.. the number one pick.. and we're a year late... oh well, Cassel's career will be resurrected by Reid.. you watch

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Concerning this little accident - as you know, the newsies quickly concluded that the cleaning girl had "stolen" the train and crashed it, making it a big international news story.

The same news papers now have very small (and well hidden) articles saying; "It seems that the police theory is that it probably was an accident, the woman dropped a seat that hit the dead man's grip in a way that started the train"

That is a bad day at work.

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

[:D]

BTW: in the US she wouldn't have been able to do the math without the use of the register...

[Onime No Kyo]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-j ... e-clarence

I'll just leave this here. [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

[bradfordkay]

A new euphemism: instead of "choking the chicken" it will be "visiting Manti Te'o's girlfriend"

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Here's one for Leo....[:D]

Leo "Apollo11"

[DuckofTindalos]

To which the obvious answer is, "Absolutely, you go ahead and do that".

[jeffk3510]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Hey Kansas:

I hear subsoil moisture there still sucks and that's likely to interfere with Winter wheat this year. S'truth?

Also, I hear that Te'o faked his girlfriend thing intentionally. The most cogent explanation? So that he wouldn't be drafted by Kansas City this year. [rimshot-ba dump bump]

Thought he was a stock broker not a farmer. [&:][:D]

I am a lot of things... Just ask my "lovely" wife.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Hey Kansas:

I hear subsoil moisture there still sucks and that's likely to interfere with Winter wheat this year. S'truth?

Also, I hear that Te'o faked his girlfriend thing intentionally. The most cogent explanation? So that he wouldn't be drafted by Kansas City this year. [rimshot-ba dump bump]

Thought he was a stock broker not a farmer. [&:][:D]

I am a lot of things... Just ask my "lovely" wife.

We dont use that sort of language in here, mister. [:-]

[jeffk3510]

Excuse me... my "lovely" spouse.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Excuse me... my "lovely" spouse.

I was referring to the language she would use to describe you. [:'(]

[Grollub]

Evening tithe.

Shiny new PC built. Just love doing that. Feels like I'm 10 years old again with a new box of meccano. [:D]

[DivePac88]

Morning tithe... town is busy today as we are running our annal triathlon today. If anyone wants to have a look at it here is the web-feed Challenge Wanaka.

If you see a sign reading 'Go Team Gusto Go', painted on a sheet. Then hangup on a hedge, then you are see our house, and you might also see me cheering from a wheelchair beside it. [:D]

Go Team Gusto Go

[Chickenboy]

Sound like fun, Des. Maybe while you're waiting for the race to start, you can send me the turn? Just a thought. [:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

http://listverse.com/2013/01/18/10-emba ... y-history/

I enjoyed the sarcastic tone. [:D]