Warspite.

[ilovestrategy]

Warspite, thanks for the heart attack at risk breakfast laced with crystal meth. Tomorrow I may feel horrible but right now I'm happy. [:D]

[Rtwfreak]

You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?

I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair! [:D]

[wodin]

Crystal meth....well thats me bagsy seconds..

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

Warspite, thanks for the heart attack at risk breakfast laced with crystal meth. Tomorrow I may feel horrible but right now I'm happy. [:D]

warspite1

You're welcome - glad you enjoyed it [:)]

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak

You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?

I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair! [:D]

I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.

I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.

[warspite1]

Right I've watched Corrie and so now I'm just off to the kitchen to make a nice cup of tea. Oh and I might get some chocolate too. I will be giving chocolate up for lent so best make the most of it while I can. Anyone want anything while I'm out there?

[wodin]

A coffee please mate..with cream and three teaspoons of meth..

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: wodin

A coffee please mate..with cream and three teaspoons of meth..

warspite1

Meth's gone mate - Brazilian do you instead?

[Rtwfreak]

Oh I thought of some for the ladies. Cherries, finger foods and muffins. [:D]

[wodin]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: wodin

A coffee please mate..with cream and three teaspoons of meth..

warspite1

Meth's gone mate - Brazilian do you instead?

Erm..afghanny brown please mate..

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: wodin

ORIGINAL: parusski




Dear Lord, I just lost my appetite.[:-][:-][:-]

What Dear Sir is wrong with this lovely english fry up?

Toms? Black pudding? Just stick a finger your throat and puke. I would rather eat that.

warspite1

Toms? Aren't they prostitutes?

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak

Oh I thought of some for the ladies. Cherries, finger foods and muffins. [:D]

warspite1

Or Kit-kat. I'm a gent and always ask how many fingers they would like

[wodin]

tinned prostitute...hmm...sounds abit Ripperish.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: wodin

tinned prostitute...hmm...sounds abit Ripperish.

warspite1

Now you come to mention it, the tin label says Produce of Whitechapel....... Sell by Date says Best Before December 1888......

[Rtwfreak]

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak

You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?

I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair! [:D]

I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.

I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.

That's kind of funny that you said that about my brother. Most intelligent people can figure out the joke before the end. Fortunately most people that goto watch comedians aren't.

I once had a heckler in the audience like that who would finish just about every joke I was telling, kinda ruined them don'tcha know? So, I started doing Yer Mama jokes and of course he started finishing them one after the other and then after oh 5 or 6 I said "You do know that we're talking about your mama?" The crowd went wild.

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak

You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?

I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair! [:D]

I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.

I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.

That's kind of funny that you said that about my brother. Most intelligent people can figure out the joke before the end. Fortunately most people that goto watch comedians aren't.

I once had a heckler in the audience like that who would finish just about every joke I was telling, kinda ruined them don'tcha know? So, I started doing Yer Mama jokes and of course he started finishing them one after the other and then after oh 5 or 6 I said "You do know that we're talking about your mama?" The crowd went wild.

Now I did not see that coming.

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped off the curb I tried to swerve around her but I ran out of gas!

[ilovestrategy]

my favorite has always been "your mama is so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company". Some kid told me that years ago and I never forgot it.

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

my favorite has always been "your mama is so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company". Some kid told me that years ago and I never forgot it.

That is funny.

[warspite1]

Kitchen is closed

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Kitchen is closed

No, it is not.