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After putting the melons in the microwave??

Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...

Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D]

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After putting the melons in the microwave??

Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...

Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D]

I aim to please. I know you are all counting on me.
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Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D]

I aim to please. I know you are all counting on me.
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Good luck, we're all counting on you.

Thanks M'C. I knew you were all counting on me.
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You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus..
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You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus..

No I have not. And I am not so sure i want to.
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You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus..

No I have not. And I am not so sure i want to.
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I just wanted to say, Good Luck - we're all counting on you.
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You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus..

No I have not. And I am not so sure i want to.
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I just wanted to say, Good Luck - we're all counting on you.

Thanks. I never want to let down the people who are counting on me. I will continue my diligent work.
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But what if they're counting on you to let them down?
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But what if they're counting on you to let them down?

Good question Zorch. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Peruvian Torch are my favourite..pressure cooker and a weekend needed.
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How about sniffing glue?


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1. I am old....er.
2. I drink alot of coffee
3. I like to sit now, when doing number 2 above.
4. I would want free games[:)]
5. I may show up late now, well probley most of the time.[:(]
6. Open Cell phone use....
7. And sleep at my desk.....big desk
8. A desk bigger than Erik's
9. Believe everything on my resume.
10.Last but not least, never ever stress me out and must be home to watch the Big Bang Theory.[:o]
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How about sniffing glue?


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I made the mistake of quitting that too.

Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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If u don't get caught. But no benefits or 401k.[:-][:(]
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How about sniffing glue?


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I made the mistake of quitting that too.

Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Do you ever watch gladiator movies?


I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious.
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From Gary's thread . . .

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1. The details of my life are inconsequential . . .
2. If given an offer, I would insist on a retainer of one hundred Beellionh dollars.
3. You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star."
4. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, its breathtaking I suggest you try it.
5. Share? I'm the head of an Evil Organization, I don't share; okay you fricking idiot?
6. I only came on this forum as a platform to voice my aspirations for world domination.
7. I relish the sort of general malaise that only the genius posess and the insane lament.
8. I love toe cleavage.
9. You'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure that every creature deserves a warm meal *snicker*
10. And the best part of this plan is? . . . no one can stop me. Not even Erik Rutins Mwahahah! Mwhahaha! Mwahahah!
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How about sniffing glue?


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I made the mistake of quitting that too.

Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Do you ever watch gladiator movies?


I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious.

Watch gladiator movies? My boy, I STAR in them.

"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
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I made the mistake of quitting that too.

Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Do you ever watch gladiator movies?


I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious.

Watch gladiator movies. My boy, I STAR in them.

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Do you ever watch gladiator movies?


I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious.

Watch gladiator movies. My boy, I STAR in them.

warspite1

Tis true. Parusski played Kirk Douglas' cod piece

[&o]

Okay, you win round 12,233.
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What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!
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