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What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!

Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
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What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!

Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
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What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!

Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
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I am so stupid and inconsiderate. But I don't care. Everyone can bite me.



DUMBASS.
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Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1


Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
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Dumbass....
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warspite1


Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
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Matrix should not hire me because I am a Dumbass. I am also extremely retarded.



I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
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Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
warspite1

Matrix should not hire me because I am a Dumbass. I am also extremely retarded.



I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.
warspite1

Did I just write that? Wow.. I must be losing my er...my er....what was I saying?
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Okie Doe, application now at the bottom of the pile....that's correct-o-mundo, at the bottom. Don't call us, we'll call you. Go paint your Widdle ship.[:D][8|]
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warspite1

Matrix should not hire me because I am a Dumbass. I am also extremely retarded.
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I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.
warspite1

Did I just write that? Wow.. I must be losing my er...my er....what was I saying?
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Okie Doe, application now at the bottom of the pile....that's correct-o-mundo, at the bottom. Don't call us, we'll call you. Go paint your Widdle ship.[:D][8|]
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I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.
warspite1

Did I just write that? Wow.. I must be losing my er...my er....what was I saying?
warspite1

Not a widdle ship, a great big beautiful ship - the bestest battleship that ever took to the water no less [&o]
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She is kind of pretty. Ill give that to ya sir! Sleek in the water she is...a great history.[;)] But your app is staying on the bottom.[:o]
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Okie Doe, application now at the bottom of the pile....that's correct-o-mundo, at the bottom. Don't call us, we'll call you. Go paint your Widdle ship.[:D][8|]
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warspite1

Did I just write that? Wow.. I must be losing my er...my er....what was I saying?
warspite1

Not a widdle ship, a great big beautiful ship - the bestest battleship that ever took to the water no less [&o]
"Before Guadalcanal the enemy advanced at his pleasure. After Guadalcanal, he retreated at ours".

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She is kind of pretty. Ill give that to ya sir! Sleek in the water she is...a great history.[;)] But your app is staying on the bottom.[:o]
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ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Okie Doe, application now at the bottom of the pile....that's correct-o-mundo, at the bottom. Don't call us, we'll call you. Go paint your Widdle ship.[:D][8|]

warspite1

Not a widdle ship, a great big beautiful ship - the bestest battleship that ever took to the water no less [&o]
This thread SHALL NOT COLLAPSE on itself. If any of you continue with the quotes you will be sentenced to 5 years hard laziness in Dutchville. Wherever the heck that is.
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Yes, I speak jive.

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Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
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