Originally posted by Mogami
OK mister, cowpies at 10 paces
The combatants stand back-to-back. Referee Clamatomoto counts the cadence: "1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 ..." Suddenly, the cowardly Mogami whirls and launches a surprise attack, flinging the buffalo turd directly at the unsuspecting Pisyernoogie's head. It hits him, full-force Pearl Harbor style, just below the left ear. "Japs in Scenario 17, you coward" says Postanogre before falling senseless to the ground, "Try that on my Oztraloozhian hordes with their S-boats, immortal death level bombers, and Nazgul coastwatchers. They'll teach you a lesson!" (and that's a lot of verbiage from someone who's just fallen senseless to the ground).
Later, the victim of this outrage awakes, just in the Nimitz of time.
He sits up and mutters to himself, "That's what I get for messing around with a guy named after a Japanese heavy cruiser."
