Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[Cap Mandrake]

..

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Grollub
We're prfectly nrmal. A littll hrd to write with pen in mouth with the arms lockd by the straitjackt though.

[:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.

[Justus2]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.

Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]

[Chickenboy]

This will be one of the few instances where I DON'T express "Pictures or it didn't happen."

[bigred]

Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious

remember your age...fantasy's no longer come true...[:)]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Justus2

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.

Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]

Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ... [8|]

[Justus2]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Justus2

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.

Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]

Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ... [8|]

Yes, Rep Weiner from NY (not really one of my congressmen, I am from Illinois, where our Governors go to jail, not to Twitter). Ironically, he (Weiner) is now talking about running again, but admitted there may be more photos yet to come...

[Chickenboy]

"Running Weiners"? Cap'n-isn't there something you can give 'em for that? Ugh.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ... [8|]

Yes, it was something like that. But he drove a Ford. A crack-smoking Ford. You guys up North sell that model, doncha?

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ... [8|]

Yes, it was something like that. But he drove a Ford. A crack-smoking Ford. You guys up North sell that model, doncha?

No - no, can't be true. He waited a week, fired or forced to resign five of his closest staff, then had his brother plead his innocence before he came out and said he did not do the alleged deed, with eyes darting down and right as he said it [indicates embarrassment, shame and lying]. If he said he didn't do it, everything is cleared up then, isn't it?
OK - political highjack over - not enough innuendo in this one!

[sprior]

Do we do innuendo in this thread, or is that too hard to tackle?

[sprior]

Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.

I grimaced whilest following the link. Imagine my relief to find they were female Israeli soldiers. Whew.

The caption indicated that they were disciplined for posing for the photo. I wonder if that included a spanking. Yes, they were naughty and needed a spanking. [X(] And after that the...

Oh, never mind...

[zuluhour]

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself

D A M N it Mandrake! You owe me a new can of monitor wipes.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.

I grimaced whilest following the link. Imagine my relief to find they were female Israeli soldiers. Whew.

The caption indicated that they were disciplined for posing for the photo. I wonder if that included a spanking. Yes, they were naughty and needed a spanking. [X(] And after that the...

Oh, never mind...

Oh, Admiral Lord sprior, your question about innuendo is now answered! [Most will be happy with the answer.][;)]

[perkinh]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.

In what army can you find five hot women all in one picture? The Israeli of course....i wonder if this was just a random sample. I don't ever remember seeing this in my military days, but BAM's are generally not as feminine.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Justus2

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.

Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]

Two words... "Michael Douglas"

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Justus2

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.

Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]

Two words... "Michael Douglas"

Wait. Michael Douglas sent nude pictures of himself to Captain Mandrake? [&:]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.

Same group, as far as I can tell, after an about face was ordered.

http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-comm ... 351392.jpg